Food and Drink Menu From "World's Best Restaurant": Looks Like Mostly Crap That I Wouldn't Eat - Page 4

listopencil · 08-20-2014, 06:35 PM

This is what a full meal looks like in the world's best restaurant

Today 7:34am

Rapper and food TV show host Action Bronson just posted an Instagram reportage of a meal in the best restaurant in the world*—Noma, in Copenhagen, Denmark. 24 courses with ingredients that go from flowers and sea urchin to ants and grasshopper.

Noma has been named best restaurant in the world several times already. Its food is based on the search of the best local ingredients to cook them and present them with extreme care and respect. A full meal at Noma is around $280.

* Of course, "best restaurant in the world" is an arbitrary title by one publication—the British magazine Restaurant. But it's definitely one of the very best in the planet.

**Easy 6** · 08-20-2014, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

As an actual dish to be served? I've had relatives that would eat marrow out of bones at meals. The rest of the family would just try not to make eye contact and pretend it wasn't happening.

Cousin Eddie?

Bone marrow should be relegated to "only if stranded somewhere with Les Stroud" status.

**Gonzo** · 08-20-2014, 07:33 PM

Gonzo's menu... You ready ****ers?

Course one: beer. **** you

Course two: whiskey. **** you again

Course three: fried provolone cheese fries (cuz you're fat)

Course four: whiskey and beer cuz **** you

Course five: slow roasted peppers and onions marinated in olive oil and basil.

Course six: beer or whiskey cuz you're a damn lightweight.

Course seven: Slow cooked baby back ribs. My own dry and wet rub utilized. I use apple juice, red pepper, brown sugar, vidallia onions, garlic and some other stuff. Mkay... **** you.

Eight: more ribs ****ers. Maybe burnt ends?

Nine: whiskey

Ten: whatever the **** Taco Bell or some other fast food place is serving at this hour. **** you. Ice cream, ok?

vailpass · 08-20-2014, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Gonzo's menu... You ready ****ers?

Course one: beer. **** you

Course two: whiskey. **** you again

Course three: fried provolone cheese fries (cuz you're fat)

Course four: whiskey and beer cuz **** you

Course five: slow roasted peppers and onions marinated in olive oil and basil.

Course six: beer or whiskey cuz you're a damn lightweight.

Course seven: Slow cooked baby back ribs. My own dry and wet rub utilized. I use apple juice, red pepper, brown sugar, vidallia onions, garlic and some other stuff. Mkay... **** you.

Eight: more ribs ****ers. Maybe burnt ends?

Nine: whiskey

Ten: whatever the **** Taco Bell or some other fast food place is serving at this hour. **** you. Ice cream, ok?

Would.

listopencil · 08-20-2014, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Gonzo's menu... You ready ****ers?

Course one: beer. **** you

Course two: whiskey. **** you again

Course three: fried provolone cheese fries (cuz you're fat)

Course four: whiskey and beer cuz **** you

Course five: slow roasted peppers and onions marinated in olive oil and basil.

Course six: beer or whiskey cuz you're a damn lightweight.

Course seven: Slow cooked baby back ribs. My own dry and wet rub utilized. I use apple juice, red pepper, brown sugar, vidallia onions, garlic and some other stuff. Mkay... **** you.

Eight: more ribs ****ers. Maybe burnt ends?

Nine: whiskey

Ten: whatever the **** Taco Bell or some other fast food place is serving at this hour. **** you. Ice cream, ok?

Will tip handsomely, coming back next week for brunch.

**Gonzo** · 08-20-2014, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Would.

You're gad damned right.

listopencil · 08-20-2014, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Don't eat in Korea then. There are places you pick out your fish and it can still be breathing on your plate. I had a client who went to Korea a lot for business and he told me his fish was still wiggling around on his chopsticks after being cut up minutes before.

Yuck. I'd rather just have some dog if it is cooked thoroughly.

**loochy** · 08-20-2014, 07:40 PM

Course 19:

Poop on a stick

kccrow · 08-20-2014, 07:41 PM

Only thing on that shit pile of a menu I'd consider is the chocolate covered pork rind.... who the **** eats ants on purpose?

**cdcox** · 08-20-2014, 07:42 PM

No one on here has had osso buco or edible flowers?

**Gonzo** · 08-20-2014, 07:43 PM

Ok maybe I can add a dessert. **** it.

Dessert course: two shots of rye tipped off with a huge slice of Apple pie. **** you. You're so drunk now that you doubled the tab via tips.
I'm rich, ****ers and you didn't have to eat flowers or bugs.

**Gonzo** · 08-20-2014, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

No one on here has had osso buco or edible flowers?

Yes... I've had edible violets. You know what? You might as well go lick your ****ing mower blades. **** it.

**Canofbier** · 08-20-2014, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

French Laundry reviewed by 4yo

http://www.thebolditalic.com/article...french-laundry

That little girl is a national treasure.

Lonewolf Ed · 08-20-2014, 07:48 PM

I heard a lot about Noma, but never tried to go. It's ridiculous trying to get a table there. That sort of artsy-fartsy stuff doesn't really appeal to me anyhow. I'm an old school foodie. Give me a hearty soup, sauerbraten, or the like that Grandma used to make and I am happy as can be.

**cdcox** · 08-20-2014, 07:48 PM

I guarantee you in cave man days the alphas fought over the marrow.

Sannyasi · 08-20-2014, 07:50 PM

I came into this thread wanting to defend the restaurant, but after seeing the pictures they really are getting away with some nonsense.

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