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08-02-2023, 05:34 PM | #61 |
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A lifetime fishing and hunting permit.
Youth (0-15) Price $550.00 Demographic Age 16-29 Price $800.00 Demographic Age 30-39 Price $700.00 Demographic Age 40-59 Price $600.00 Demographic Age 60-64 Price $70.00 https://mdc.mo.gov/permits/fishing-p...value=lifetime
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08-02-2023, 05:42 PM | #62 |
C Chiefs once a year!
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08-02-2023, 05:50 PM | #63 |
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Get him a bottle of his favorite cologne and boink his brains out.
We aren't very high maintenance. |
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08-02-2023, 05:58 PM | #64 |
Woman should only make babies
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every guy enjoys pegging
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08-02-2023, 05:59 PM | #65 |
Woman should only make babies
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i mean getting pegged
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08-02-2023, 06:07 PM | #66 |
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A unicorn.
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08-02-2023, 06:44 PM | #67 |
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If you don't know how to cook a steak there's always takeout.
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08-02-2023, 06:48 PM | #68 | |
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I was digging in a drawer the other day and came across some colognes that I owned before I was married. They were still half full or more. I've been married for 32 years.
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08-02-2023, 07:00 PM | #70 |
Banned!
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A cornucopia of dildos and antifreeze is customary, IIRC.
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08-02-2023, 07:12 PM | #71 |
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08-02-2023, 07:18 PM | #72 |
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I can't believe it took 57 posts for Anal.
And from a n00b to boot. Skip would be embarrassed. This place is slipping.
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08-02-2023, 07:22 PM | #73 |
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A stack of Monopoly money with a hidden folded up Benjamin inside. A joke but also something needed as well. At the year anniversary, money is still always needed.
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08-02-2023, 07:31 PM | #74 |
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Get him a sleeve...
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08-02-2023, 07:32 PM | #75 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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Maybe I should start wearing it again. It helped me to get a mate 32 years ago, so maybe now it would make women yearn for me since I'm inaccessible to them.
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