Misc A social Commentary by Iowanian - Page 5

**Iowanian** · 09:45 AM

In a meeting, Up in front,
A gurgle happens in my gut.
Sensation growing, moving down
Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown.

Pinching cheeks with all my might
Hope to God the Seals' tight.
If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky
I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki.

Presentation, finish quick
The smell escapes, makes people sick.
No I can't take any questions
Must go deal with Indigestion.

Throwing People out of my way,
they'll be sorry if I stay.
Run for bathroom Doing fine,
Grab A stall, thank God no Line.

Explosion Happens, volume triples
Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple?
I made it through, and tamed this beast
Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief.

Into room They come,
as Toilet Drains,
As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame.

Fat Elvis · 07-14-2005, 10:40 PM

The Phantom menace
is a steamy pile of doo doo
outside the campsite

**Iowanian** · 07-14-2005, 10:43 PM

Late to the Party
Fat Elvis makes Poo-etry
No pens have brown Ink.

Mosbonian · 07-14-2005, 10:47 PM

Question.....a naked man in solitary takes a dump and uses it to write on the wall.....

Would you call that writing with a #2 pencil?

mmaddog
*******

**Rausch** · 07-14-2005, 11:31 PM

Note to poor people (or college kids): no matter how broke you are don't eat scrambled eggs with cheese for 6 straight meals. Just...don't.

**ExtremeChief** · 07-15-2005, 03:04 AM

Short Drunken German,
Ate a bunch of scrambled eggs,
Pissing out his ass

**ShortRoundChief** · 07-15-2005, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

Note to poor people (or college kids): no matter how broke you are don't eat scrambled eggs with cheese for 6 straight meals. Just...don't.

Shows what you know.

Poor people can't afford cheese

**Rausch** · 07-15-2005, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExtremeChief

Short Drunken German,
Ate a bunch of scrambled eggs,
Pissing out his ass

Pissed off like Japan
bitch cooked those damned eggs again
kill her down by the river...

**Rausch** · 07-15-2005, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

Shows what you know.

Poor people can't afford cheese

Shows what you know, welfare gives that $#it out like candy...

**ShortRoundChief** · 07-15-2005, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch

Shows what you know, welfare gives that $#it out like candy...

I need to get me some welfare then.

Free cheese would rule.

Jenson71 · 07-15-2005, 03:20 AM

Welfare, WIC, all that jazz.

What's stupid is how those foodstamps pay for candy and pop and junkfood. It's ridiculous.

**ExtremeChief** · 07-15-2005, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenson71

Welfare, WIC, all that jazz.

What's stupid is how those foodstamps pay for candy and pop and junkfood. It's ridiculous.

Standing in the line,
Waiting for the gubment cheese,
Get a job, bitches

**Iowanian** · 08-03-2005, 03:20 PM

Another Day, Another Dollar.
Arse is burning, About to holler.

Hurry home For Pain relief,
the soothing cool of toilet seat.
I'll get there by spinning wheels,
No leaks today, thanks Buns of Steel.

Can he make it? Taking Bets
Over/Under Pants brown-wet?
Home team getting 3 and cramps,
Make it home, and be the Champ.

**Baby Lee** · 08-03-2005, 03:39 PM

Thai Chili Peppers
Do a number on your ass
Spicy through and through

teedubya · 08-03-2005, 03:51 PM

walking down a trail,
the other day...
Thought I'd fart,
but OH, no way...
I felt a squirt
and gave a squeeze...
much too late so,
I wiped with leaves.

**Iowanian** · 11-23-2005, 10:42 AM

Thanksgiving Friday.

Too much Turkey, Pumpkin pie
I strain so hard I close my eyes.
Ate that fiber, turned it brown
it'll take two flushes, to take it down

Turkey base, potato filling
over my pants the gut is spilling
The bubbles rumble, near the bottom
Explosive gas, surely rotten.

You know you'll do it...
take a look
Thursdays menu,
an open book.

So thank you Indians
for the food we borrowed
Oh Look its corn,
see you tomorrow.

03-01-2005, 08:28 PM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	A social Commentary In a meeting, Up in front, A gurgle happens in my gut. Sensation growing, moving down Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown. Pinching cheeks with all my might Hope to God the Seals' tight. If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki. Presentation, finish quick The smell escapes, makes people sick. No I can't take any questions Must go deal with Indigestion. Throwing People out of my way, they'll be sorry if I stay. Run for bathroom Doing fine, Grab A stall, thank God no Line. Explosion Happens, volume triples Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple? I made it through, and tamed this beast Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief. Into room They come, as Toilet Drains, As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame. Last edited by Iowanian; 06-28-2007 at 09:45 AM..
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07-14-2005, 10:40 PM	#61
Fat Elvis Sexiest Athlete Join Date: Apr 2001 Casino cash: $-2058075	The Phantom menace is a steamy pile of doo doo outside the campsite
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07-14-2005, 10:43 PM	#62
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Late to the Party Fat Elvis makes Poo-etry No pens have brown Ink.
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07-14-2005, 10:47 PM	#63
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07-15-2005, 03:04 AM	#65
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07-15-2005, 03:20 AM	#70
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	Welfare, WIC, all that jazz. What's stupid is how those foodstamps pay for candy and pop and junkfood. It's ridiculous.
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08-03-2005, 03:20 PM	#72
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Another Day, Another Dollar. Arse is burning, About to holler. Hurry home For Pain relief, the soothing cool of toilet seat. I'll get there by spinning wheels, No leaks today, thanks Buns of Steel. Can he make it? Taking Bets Over/Under Pants brown-wet? Home team getting 3 and cramps, Make it home, and be the Champ. Last edited by Iowanian; 08-03-2005 at 03:26 PM..
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08-03-2005, 03:39 PM	#73
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08-03-2005, 03:51 PM	#74
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	walking down a trail, the other day... Thought I'd fart, but OH, no way... I felt a squirt and gave a squeeze... much too late so, I wiped with leaves.
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11-23-2005, 10:42 AM	#75
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Thanksgiving Friday. Too much Turkey, Pumpkin pie I strain so hard I close my eyes. Ate that fiber, turned it brown it'll take two flushes, to take it down Turkey base, potato filling over my pants the gut is spilling The bubbles rumble, near the bottom Explosive gas, surely rotten. You know you'll do it... take a look Thursdays menu, an open book. So thank you Indians for the food we borrowed Oh Look its corn, see you tomorrow.
Posts: 62,945