So guess where I woke up this morning....... - Page 5

cadmonkey · 08-18-2005, 12:21 PM

.......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat.

The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am.

"fuck, I'm late for work!"

I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up.

So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived..............

nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday

**Skip Towne** · 08-18-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Where I live and what I do is none of your damn business.

My rep was destroyed by Phobia in a 15 minute wild-ass rep party.

Hitting a little close to home am I? Do you have any timetable for getting a job and supporting yourself or are you going to be a leech forever?

Hammock Parties · 08-18-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Hitting a little close to home am I? Do you have any timetable for getting a job and supporting yourself or are you going to be a leech forever?

I would say you have no idea what you're talking about. Just because I choose not to talk about my personal life on Chiefsplanet does not mean I do not have one.

**Skip Towne** · 08-18-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

I would say you have no idea what you're talking about. Just because I choose not to talk about my personal life on Chiefsplanet does not mean I do not have one.

The entire Planet knows all about you. Hiding your head in the sand does you no good.

Hammock Parties · 08-18-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

The entire Planet knows all about you. Hiding your head in the sand does you no good.

Are you coming to the Houston game?

**Iowanian** · 08-18-2005, 08:28 PM

meatpeeker...instead of getting pissy, your correct play was to say something like

"I don't know skip..you still taking Viagra cocktails to fornicate that angora goat that mows your yard?"

Hammock Parties · 08-18-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

meatpeeker...instead of getting pissy, your correct play was to say something like

"I don't know skip..you still taking Viagra cocktails to fornicate that angora goat that mows your yard?"

Yeah, but I'm not nearly that creative, and "SKIP IS OLD LOL" jokes get tiring.

milkman · 08-18-2005, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Yeah, but I'm not nearly that creative, and "SKIP IS OLD LOL" jokes get tiring.

Then your best bet is just to ignore him.

Chiefs Pantalones · 08-18-2005, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

.......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat.

The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am.

"fuck, I'm late for work!"

I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up.

So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived..............

nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday

My cousin was killed by a drunk driver 2 years ago, hopefully you think before you act next time.

chief52 · 08-18-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I think that's the way it is most places. I think that's a shitty law, too.

A lot of people make the mistake of driving while drunk, but if you realize you shouldn't be while enroute and pull over to sleep it off, you should be free from prosecution.

I totally agree. I got drunk at a buddy's house and knew I should not drive. So I decided to just sleep in my truck. I was thinking that night...if a cop comes he can probably arrest me for drunk driving even though I was sober as a judge when I parked my truck there. I hid my keys in my tool box and hoped that would get me off.

milkman · 08-18-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

My cousin was killed by a drunk driver 2 years ago, hopefully you think before you act next time.

I'm sorry to hear that.
I know exactly how that makes you feel.

08-18-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

"SKIP IS OLD LOL" jokes get tiring.

For whom?

Hammock Parties · 08-18-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

For whom?

For me, at least. They've been run into the ground worse than "GOCHIEFS IS GAY AND PEEKS MEAT LOL"

**Skip Towne** · 08-18-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Yeah, but I'm not nearly that creative, and "SKIP IS OLD LOL" jokes get tiring.

OK, Junior, that's all the attention you're getting from me tonight. I'll be back in a week or so.

**Skip Towne** · 08-18-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

meatpeeker...instead of getting pissy, your correct play was to say something like

"I don't know skip..you still taking Viagra cocktails to fornicate that angora goat that mows your yard?"

Did you remember I used to have a herd of 300 Angora goats or did you just get lucky? The vet I used was a young guy who graduated from the Naval Academy and K-State. He at first told me he knew little about goats. I told him he should know about them, the Angora goat is the mascot of the Naval Academy.

**penguinz** · 08-18-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

"I don't know skip..you still taking Viagra cocktails to fornicate that angora goat that mows your yard?"

Sounds as though you speak from experience.

08-18-2005, 12:21 PM
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	So guess where I woke up this morning....... .......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat. The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am. "fuck, I'm late for work!" I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up. So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived.............. nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday
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08-18-2005, 08:28 PM	#65
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