Show us your most serious injury with MS Paint!

[alnorth]

We all have those stories of personal trauma or a journey into the inner depths of pain, but sometimes you just cant find someone who cares enough to listen to your tale of woe.

Further, perhaps you also fancy yourself an artist and have mastered that most wonderful of inventions, MS Paint. With many an oval and well-placed spray can feature, you can create a sight to dazzle the eyes.

Sadly, there never was a way to combine the two... untill now.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by cdcox

Okay, guess what happened here:

You branded your nose on a drunken cowboy dare?

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by alnorth

You tried to eat a flaming marshmallow and burned the $#!+ out of yourself?

Close. I tried to blow it out, and ended up getting it stuck on my nose, still flaming. This was during my awkward teenage years.

[listopencil]

You mean an injury I caused or does it have to be one that happened to me/my friend?

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You branded your nose on a drunken cowboy dare?

My teenage years were not that awkward.

[alnorth]

Originally Posted by listopencil

You mean an injury I caused or does it have to be one that happened to me/my friend?

If its sufficiently humorous and/or horrifying, it need not even be an injury.

[Mr. Laz]

[Rain Man]

I'm really kind of surprised that there have been this many injuries with MS Paint.

[C-Mac]

When I was 18 working at WalMart, a customer brought his car battery in to be tested. I hooked the battery load testing device to the battery in the cart and when I hit the test switch it was just like pushing a detonating plunger. My ears when deaf, face went numb and blood was flowing down my face. Fortunately only one nasty cut right between my eyes from battery debris. Got second degree burns on my eyes from the acid....that part really sucked for a few days.

[Rain Man]

You're a realist, I'm an impressionist. We're both men of art.

[listopencil]

My cousin had gotten a model rocket set (with the little cylinders of solid fuel) one Summer. At my urging, he snuck the fuel cylinders over to my house and we broke around four of them apart and spilled the powder into a pile. We stood around trying to flick lit matches into the pile but the matches kept going out because we were too scared to stand very close. Finally I said, "One of us is going to have to hold a lit match to it." My cousin said, "OK" and did it. Instantly a pillar of smoke erupted and I couldn't see him through it. As the smoke cleared I could see him standing there-missing his eyebrows and part of the top of his hair with the rest of his head smoking, his face burned red except for where his hands had come up leaving an unburned "shadow" of his fingers across both cheeks, tears and snot streaming down his face. His first words were, "I feel like such an idiot." and the only thing that stopped my laughing was when I rushed him into our bathroom to flush his eyes out(which were burning and itching pretty badly) in the sink. Ahhh...good times.

[KChiefsQT]

[KC Jones]

This is my leg currently - I just had surgery yesterday to remove my saphenous vein. I haven't pulled off the dressing yet to have a look but the doctor mentioned there would be a couple dozen incisions. It's painful, but the drugs are good.

[Archie F. Swin]

so...umm...they had to remove your leg to do the procedure?

[stevieray]

i thought it was cheese, but if you look at the slo motion still...it was some homeless dude.

(it was the eyebrow that tipped investigators)

[stevieray]

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