Pats/Jags: Predict the Outcome

[Amnorix]

Hey, there's 4 good games this week, but everyone seems to think the Jags have a really good shot at upsetting the undefeated Pats. I tend to disagree. While I have very healthy respect for a high quality team, I just think the Patriots and Colts continue to play at a level far above the rest of the NFL.

In any event, 2 things to predict -- final result, and over/under on Pats rushing attempts (exclude kneel-downs, QB scrambles by Brady, etc. I'll set the over/under at 12. If you assume 60 offensive snaps, that's a paltry 1 in 5.

Feel free to predict precise scores. For purposes of the pool, I'll just do margins of victory.

EDIT: FYI, the weather forecast is for high 30s/low 40s, with 10% chance of precipitation.

EDIT: Rats, I screwed up the poll -- didn't allow for multiple selections. Mod, please change if you would.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by FAX

You are, Mr. Amnorix. You're quaking violently, your fingers, chin, and nutsack are all a-tremble, and your face is beet red. Can't you tell?

FAX

Actually, that's cuz I was just looking at the girly pic thread, now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find some tissue paper...

[stonedstooge]

Amnorix, if you want to come to another teams site and get your positives from a team that sucked this year good for you. I for one don't need to stroke you that your team did excellent this year. But the years not over. I don't like the Patriots and many others do not either. Why are you over on this board and not on a Patriots site where you can pat each other on the back and talk about how wonderful all your teams are. We talk about the Chiefs and how they suck right now. Granted some Chiefs fans may be rooting for the Patriots since K.C. is not, but they can come to your boards and talk about your wonderful team. I don't believe you mentioned the Chiefs in any of your posts so apparently they are of no interest to you. Go get your loving somewhere else.

[HemiEd]

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by stonedstooge

Amnorix, if you want to come to another teams site and get your positives from a team that sucked this year good for you. I for one don't need to stroke you that your team did excellent this year. But the years not over. I don't like the Patriots and many others do not either. Why are you over on this board and not on a Patriots site where you can pat each other on the back and talk about how wonderful all your teams are. We talk about the Chiefs and how they suck right now. Granted some Chiefs fans may be rooting for the Patriots since K.C. is not, but they can come to your boards and talk about your wonderful team. I don't believe you mentioned the Chiefs in any of your posts so apparently they are of no interest to you. Go get your loving somewhere else.

Good point. I'm sorry. I'll leave now and never come back. Thanks for pointing out the error of my ways.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by stonedstooge

Amnorix, if you want to come to another teams site and get your positives from a team that sucked this year good for you. I for one don't need to stroke you that your team did excellent this year. But the years not over. I don't like the Patriots and many others do not either. Why are you over on this board and not on a Patriots site where you can pat each other on the back and talk about how wonderful all your teams are. We talk about the Chiefs and how they suck right now. Granted some Chiefs fans may be rooting for the Patriots since K.C. is not, but they can come to your boards and talk about your wonderful team. I don't believe you mentioned the Chiefs in any of your posts so apparently they are of no interest to you. Go get your loving somewhere else.

How did you gain ownership of this site in less than a month?

[2112]

Originally Posted by stonedstooge

Amnorix, if you want to come to another teams site and get your positives from a team that sucked this year good for you. I for one don't need to stroke you that your team did excellent this year. But the years not over. I don't like the Patriots and many others do not either. Why are you over on this board and not on a Patriots site where you can pat each other on the back and talk about how wonderful all your teams are. We talk about the Chiefs and how they suck right now. Granted some Chiefs fans may be rooting for the Patriots since K.C. is not, but they can come to your boards and talk about your wonderful team. I don't believe you mentioned the Chiefs in any of your posts so apparently they are of no interest to you. Go get your loving somewhere else.

Quoted for truth

[FAX]

Mr. Amnorix vs. Mr. stonedstooge. RastleWar 2007!!!

I want to see a clean fight here, gentlemen. No noogies, gouging, biting, or nose grabbing while distracting hand waving then eye poking and nostril pulling followed by slap-bonking.

FAX

[stonedstooge]

Mr. FAX its morphine time and your posts sailed above my head again. Can you reiterate your positon. I don't understand what you are getting at. Have to dummy it down for a dummy to understand.

[2112]

Originally Posted by FAX

Mr. Amnorix vs. Mr. stonedstooge. RastleWar 2007!!!

I want to see a clean fight here, gentlemen. No noogies, gouging, biting, or nose grabbing while distracting hand waving then eye poking and nostril pulling followed by slap-bonking.

FAX

It's a 2 on 1 handicap match now. Mr. Skip(I hate n00bs)Towne has joined the fight.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by stonedstooge

Amnorix, if you want to come to another teams site and get your positives from a team that sucked this year good for you. I for one don't need to stroke you that your team did excellent this year. But the years not over. I don't like the Patriots and many others do not either. Why are you over on this board and not on a Patriots site where you can pat each other on the back and talk about how wonderful all your teams are. We talk about the Chiefs and how they suck right now. Granted some Chiefs fans may be rooting for the Patriots since K.C. is not, but they can come to your boards and talk about your wonderful team. I don't believe you mentioned the Chiefs in any of your posts so apparently they are of no interest to you. Go get your loving somewhere else.

Sir,

Amnorix may being a closet communist, but he is a reputable and competent poster. His common sense, temperament, and lucid thoughts, despite his political idealism....demand respect as a rare liberal, who is not afflicted with Moonbatitis.

But, hey, at least your screen name is quite appropriate. Warmest regards.

Mr. K

[FAX]

Originally Posted by stonedstooge

Mr. FAX its morphine time and your posts sailed above my head again. Can you reiterate your positon. I don't understand what you are getting at. Have to dummy it down for a dummy to understand.

Since the gauntlet has been removed and flapped mightily in Mr. Amnorix's shocked visage, I just wanted to lay down some basic rules before we proceed any further, Mr. stonedstooge. But to tell the truth, things are not looking very good for Mr. Amnorix since the rules appear to be overly complicated.

I'm in your corner, though, Mr. stonedstooge. And, as self-appointed referee, I can almost guarantee a win.

FAX

[stonedstooge]

To those offended I guess I have spent too much time looking through the posts on Fox sports that seem to be nothing about Patriots, cheating, Brady, Bellicheck, just a bunch of nonsense that never stops. I meant to offend noone. Only providing my opinion. I didn't like being called names because I like the Jags winning the game. I know I am new to the board and many of the things you talk about board wise I'm not keen to the meaning of yet. Be patient. I am by no means trying to bully.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by stonedstooge

To those offended I guess I have spent too much time looking through the posts on Fox sports that seem to be nothing about Patriots, cheating, Brady, Bellicheck, just a bunch of nonsense that never stops. I meant to offend noone. Only providing my opinion. I didn't like being called names because I like the Jags winning the game. I know I am new to the board and many of the things you talk about board wise I'm not keen to the meaning of yet. Be patient. I am by no means trying to bully.

Never surrender!!!

For too long have rival fans been treated with kindness and courtesy on this board, Mr. stonedstooge. They post with impunity while we Chiefs fans snipe and curse each other over JA's haircut, Croyle's wife, and Herm's vocabulary. It is long past the time when our anger should be directed where it belongs - at successful franchises and their smug, arrogant, self aggrandizing fans who unabashedly tout their winning ways.

I stand with you in this hour.

FAX

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by stonedstooge

To those offended I guess I have spent too much time looking through the posts on Fox sports that seem to be nothing about Patriots, cheating, Brady, Bellicheck, just a bunch of nonsense that never stops. I meant to offend noone. Only providing my opinion. I didn't like being called names because I like the Jags winning the game. I know I am new to the board and many of the things you talk about board wise I'm not keen to the meaning of yet. Be patient. I am by no means trying to bully.

No harm, no foul noob. Mostly just flippin' you crap. Welcome aboard.

[stonedstooge]

Mr. FAX - I was only apologizing to those others who seemed to get so upset and claim I'm trying to "run things" not to Mr. Amnorix. To downgrade a person personally who believes another team may win a game is unsportsmanlike in my opinion.