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Old 02-19-2009, 07:04 PM  
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Just got home from my vasectomy
Not naerly as bad as I thought it would be. I was pretty nervous about pain of my coin purse. After numbing medicine all I felt was some bag tugging.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:44 PM   #61
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Well after a vasectomy you should teabag the doctor.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:47 PM   #62
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When my dad got it done he come home sat down and the damn dog jumped on his lap.
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:55 PM   #63
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A guy I work with is having his reversed in August. I said...WHY? He said, of course, to have another kid. I said...WHY?
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:10 PM   #64
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missinDThomas, when you went to the hospital, did you wear a tuxedo?

No takers, huh?

Fine, I'll handle it myself.


missinDThomas: Why no, RJ, I didn't. Why would I have worn a tuxedo to the hospital for my vasectomy?

RJ: Because, missinDThomas......If you want to be impotent you got to look impotent!

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Old 02-19-2009, 10:11 PM   #65
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Why are most men seemingly threatened by having a vasectomy?
Something about a scalpel near my testicles makes me feel uncomfortable
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:12 PM   #66
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Something about a scalpel near my testicles makes me feel uncomfortable
You should try having your vagina ripped open while having a baby.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:14 PM   #67
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You should try having your vagina ripped open while having a baby.
Thats a natural act, a vasectomy is NOT.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:15 PM   #68
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You should try having your vagina ripped open while having a baby.
Ummm.. I don't have one of those, so I'm not nearly as nervous about that!
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:17 PM   #69
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Thats a natural act, a vasectomy is NOT.
Women have hystorectomies and get their tubes tied, and men act like that's no big deal. Sorry if you have to put up with a sore crotch for a few days.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:19 PM   #70
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Thats a natural act, a vasectomy is NOT.
I dunno.. when Chuck Norris was conceived I bet that sperm ripped its way out.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:20 PM   #71
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Women have hystorectomies and get their tubes tied, and men act like that's no big deal. Sorry if you have to put up with a sore crotch for a few days.
Im only teasing. I didnt do it, my wife had her tubes tied. She had to have a Csection and I convinced her that the Doctor was going to be in there anyway so...
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:02 AM   #72
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Heh, the wife wasn't in the room at the time, and I won't lie, even though the nurse wasn't all that hot (middle aged, average looking) there was something strangely soothing about it.
Heh. My wife wanted to be a doctor at one time and has always been interested in medical procedures. She watched the whole procedure, with the doctor explaining to her what he was doing and why.

I really didn't want to know.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:04 AM   #73
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Why are most men seemingly threatened by having a vasectomy?
I wasn't at all. It is much less invasive than the procedure my wife would have had to have. It's much more relaxing without having to worry about popping out more kids and I don't regret it at all.
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:10 AM   #74
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:09 AM   #75
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