Movies and TV Worst Movies Evar - Page 5

Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

Barret · 09-25-2009, 08:51 AM

Recent movie that I thought sucked was Gamer with Gerard Butler in it.

Thought it was going to be cool with killing and death and stuff. But for some odd reason they liked doing these shaky cam fights and close ups during the gun fight scenes that was just painful. $20 down the drain for the ticket, food and drink.

blaise · 09-25-2009, 08:53 AM

Some of the movies I hate:
War of the Roses, with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner- annoying, stupid and repetitive
What About Bob? I hated Bob. I wished he would die.
Hanging Up with Meg Ryan, Lisa Kudrow, and Diane Keaton. Possible the worst film in history.
The Heartbreak Kid. Holy crap that movie sucks.

**cdcox** · 09-25-2009, 08:58 AM

I actually like Nothing But Trouble in a campy bizarre kind of way.

Gattaca (not Gattica -- there is no "i" in DNA) is a great movie. I've watched it probably 10 times.

Demonpenz · 09-25-2009, 09:00 AM

i think people don't like drew berrymore or katie holmes because they have had strokes and can only talk out one side of their mouths.

Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by kcfanXIII

you lost me by talking shit on kevin smith. he's not ever gonna produce what the mainstream would consider a good movie, but his cult following find humor in his movies. dogma was one of the best, and largest, disses of the catholic church of all time. clerks 2< clerks, but you rant like the guy is a horrible director when he's not.

Please. The acerbic, sarcastic, know-it-all commentary on everything in life was all used up at the end of Clerks. The well was literally dry. And to have two disgruntled angels pull the same schtick as Dante and Randall was weak. Especially two disgruntled angels played by none other than Ben Affleck (Gigli, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, Daredevil, etc. I mean ****. Ben Affleck could have his own wing in the Worst Movies of All Time's Hall of Fame.) and nancyboy, pudding headed Matt Damon. Let alone casting Screechy Rock, Mumbles Rickman, and the ultimate Hollywood hermaphrodite Linda Fionentino. Jay with a machine gun and Alanis Morrisette as God doing handstands? Are you ****ing kidding me? It's witless, stupid, played out garbage. You want commentary on the Catholic Church from a good movie? Go watch Beckett, Brook's History of the World or MP's Meaning of Life. This and every other Kevin Smith movie other than Clerks is garbage. Pure, unadulterated garbage. See Clerks 2 for proof. Also Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Holy shit, that is bad. And Mall Rats. Basically the same thing as Clerks with Jason Lee in the Randall role. The same tired crap all over again, but in color with those super special moments of Kevin Smith flying through the air. And it had Ben Affleck in it. Again. **** Kevin Smith and **** his ultra-shitty played out same schtick movies.

Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

i think people don't like drew berrymore or katie holmes because they have had strokes and can only talk out one side of their mouths.

Rumor is both were fathered by Slyvester Stallone.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Mystery Science 3000 was devoted to the art of heckling bad movies.

Movie suckage that comes to mind:
Anything with "Dame" Judi Dench or Vanessa Redgrave. No thanks.
Lots of sequels like Major League 2 or Caddyshack 2.
"Waterworld" with Kevin Costner
The new "Taking Woodstock" Movie was pretty horrendous...

Major League 2 was still a good movie. The 3rd one was the awful one where they were in the minor leagues.

Major League 3: Back to the Minors.....is I think what it was called.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by wild1

Boondock Saints is the most overrated movie in history. Not the worst, but bad for sure.

WHOA WHOA.........you ****ing serious? I love Boondock Saints.

wild1 · 09-25-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

WHOA WHOA.........you ****ing serious? I love Boondock Saints.

I'm not surprised, it's crap.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Some of the movies I hate:
War of the Roses, with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner- annoying, stupid and repetitive
What About Bob? I hated Bob. I wished he would die.
Hanging Up with Meg Ryan, Lisa Kudrow, and Diane Keaton. Possible the worst film in history.
The Heartbreak Kid. Holy crap that movie sucks.

God my ex LOVED this movie......I hated it so ****ing much. I too, wish Bob would die.

Dayze · 09-25-2009, 09:18 AM

Mullholland Drive (still no clue as to WTF the “plot” was about)
Transformers (didn’t expect much….and was still blown away with how bad it was)
Flightplan
The Saint
Face Off
Look Who’s Talking
….and movie with Travolta in it.
Last of the Mohicans
What Women Want
Twister
Saving Silverman
Two Weeks Notice
The Art of War
Air Force One
Manequin
Howard The Duck
Any “Fast and the Furious” – type movies.
Biker Boyz
The Wraith

,,,so many others….

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by wild1

I'm not surprised, it's crap.

You're the first guy I've heard to say BS sucks.

Dayze · 09-25-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

i think people don't like drew berrymore or katie holmes because they have had strokes and can only talk out one side of their mouths.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

Mullholland Drive (still no clue as to WTF the “plot” was about)
Transformers (didn’t expect much….and was still blown away with how bad it was)
Flightplan
The Saint
Face Off
Look Who’s Talking
….and movie with Travolta in it.
Last of the Mohicans
What Women Want
Twister
Saving Silverman
Two Weeks Notice
The Art of War
Air Force One
Manequin
Howard The Duck
Any “Fast and the Furious” – type movies.
Biker Boyz
The Wraith

,,,so many others….

Saving Silverman was funny as shit.

**The Franchise** · 09-25-2009, 09:23 AM

Primeval....

Worst. ****ing. Movie. EVAR!!!

We decided to go see it back before they actually let you know it was a crocodile that was killing all of these people. All the previews said....was that it had killed over 300 people and it was back. I thought....sweet....this should be decent and worth $6. I was so ****ing wrong. Worst special effects ever. Worst acting ever. Worst plot line ever.

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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09-25-2009, 08:51 AM	#61
Barret Still Lurking Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: East Texas Casino cash: $1913790	Recent movie that I thought sucked was Gamer with Gerard Butler in it. Thought it was going to be cool with killing and death and stuff. But for some odd reason they liked doing these shaky cam fights and close ups during the gun fight scenes that was just painful. $20 down the drain for the ticket, food and drink.
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09-25-2009, 08:53 AM	#62
blaise In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $9989900	Some of the movies I hate: War of the Roses, with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner- annoying, stupid and repetitive What About Bob? I hated Bob. I wished he would die. Hanging Up with Meg Ryan, Lisa Kudrow, and Diane Keaton. Possible the worst film in history. The Heartbreak Kid. Holy crap that movie sucks.
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09-25-2009, 08:58 AM	#63
cdcox www.nfl-forecast.com Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $-588231	I actually like Nothing But Trouble in a campy bizarre kind of way. Gattaca (not Gattica -- there is no "i" in DNA) is a great movie. I've watched it probably 10 times.
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Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $1729358	Mullholland Drive (still no clue as to WTF the “plot” was about) Transformers (didn’t expect much….and was still blown away with how bad it was) Flightplan The Saint Face Off Look Who’s Talking ….and movie with Travolta in it. Last of the Mohicans What Women Want Twister Saving Silverman Two Weeks Notice The Art of War Air Force One Manequin Howard The Duck Any “Fast and the Furious” – type movies. Biker Boyz The Wraith ,,,so many others…. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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09-25-2009, 09:23 AM	#75
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2065047	Primeval.... Worst. **ing. Movie. EVAR!!! We decided to go see it back before they actually let you know it was a crocodile that was killing all of these people. All the previews said....was that it had killed over 300 people and it was back. I thought....sweet....this should be decent and worth $6. I was so **ing wrong. Worst special effects ever. Worst acting ever. Worst plot line ever. Attached Thumbnails
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