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Old 10-14-2009, 09:32 AM  
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Sooo, my girl shattered the tail light on my Charger.
So a girl I have been casual dating for a few months needed to have her car worked on. So I let her drive my car, and I drove hers into work so we could fix it. Well the second morning she had it, she backed it into a tree in her yard . So my first new car ever, I bought it less than a year ago, has a broken rear tail light, and scratches on the bumper. It was at her house, but im not gonna make them pay for it, because the deductible from his home owners insurance is probably at least $500, and it will probably cost me 3-400 depending. It's funny because I am pretty OCD about my cars, but in these situations you can do nothing but laugh. I did get a kick out of how scared she was to tell me, she felt really bad, but hey that's life.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:47 PM   #61
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So...if your girlfriend was driving and it was at her house, who is the "him" you keep referring to as far as not making "him" pay for it?


And...if there is no sex before marriage, then you should at the very least get constant bewb action or dry boinking, or whatever it could be that she would hold out on you...(hand holding?)
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:48 PM   #62
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I'm disappointed.

In the future; "interesting situations" need to be interesting.

This is merely anti-climactic. I was sitting here hoping for an MTG#10 story and I get "I choose to wait..."?

Blah. Make something up. Entertain me dammit!
Well she is my pastors daughter, does that make it better?
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:49 PM   #63
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So...if your girlfriend was driving and it was at her house, who is the "him" you keep referring to as far as not making "him" pay for it?

And...if there is no sex before marriage, then you should at the very least get constant bewb action or dry boinking, or whatever it could be that she would hold out on you...(hand holding?)
Im talking about her father lol.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:50 PM   #64
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Well she is my pastors daughter, does that make it better?
Sure...will make confession a hell of a lot more interesting to hear about.

Make her do the suggestions above, go to confession, and let us know how it went after you are done saying your 1 millionth hail mary for pennance.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:50 PM   #65
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Well she is my pastors daughter, does that make it better?
Getting warmer. (I hear tell that this could work out VERY well for you down the road...)

I'd attempt to introduce you to the concept of technical virgins, but you appear fairly headstrong in your current course, so I'll simply wish you good luck and Godspeed.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:51 PM   #66
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its nice you have your beliefs and everything but you gotta test drive before you purchase man
I honestly understand that sentiment and if that's what you think then its what you think, I wont try and change what you think.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:52 PM   #67
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No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.
Are handjobs sex in your book ? If not she owes you about 75 HJs.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:52 PM   #68
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Sure...will make confession a hell of a lot more interesting to hear about.

Make her do the suggestions above, go to confession, and let us know how it went after you are done saying your 1 millionth hail mary for pennance.
Well I am not Catholic so the confession part shouldn't be an issue. Lol at 1 millionth hail mary though.
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No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.
Wait...have you gone to college yet?

Just sayin'...damn near everyone I've known that plans to 'wait until marriage' really just meant 'wait until college'.

Okay, I'll leave you alone for real this time.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:54 PM   #70
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Getting warmer. (I hear tell that this could work out VERY well for you down the road...)

I'd attempt to introduce you to the concept of technical virgins, but you appear fairly headstrong in your current course, so I'll simply wish you good luck and Godspeed.
I'm always interested in things I dont know about, so if you want to expound a little more, then feel free.
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Are handjobs sex in your book ? If not she owes you about 75 HJs.
I couldn't resist, I tried.
It's no problem, some people find it hilarious, some people find it old fashion, and that's ok with me.

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Wait...have you gone to college yet?

Just sayin'...damn near everyone I've known that plans to 'wait until marriage' really just meant 'wait until college'.

Okay, I'll leave you alone for real this time.
I'm 22, and she is 18, and both of us are in college.
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It's no problem, some people find it hilarious, some people find it old fashion, and that's ok with me.



I'm 22, and she is 18, and both of us are in college.
Cool dude. Carry on. You think she's the one or too early to tell ?
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No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.
That's very cool. I had a friend do the same thing.

So anyway, my suggestion is you start a ledger of IOU sex for when you guys get married. It's like accrual accounting. You keep track of the value of services owed and record it as an asset.

For instance, she broke your cau, you book an accounts receivable for 50 whenever you want sexes. She invites her mother over to watch the Chiefs game, 5 Steak and blowjob nights. She makes you watch a chick flick, 2 whenever you want sexes and so on and so forth.

The correct answer is accrual accounting. Thank me later.
Oh and you should develop a currency exchange so the accounts payable can be paid off with cash in the event that you break up.
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No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.
That's actually an honorable position, but doggy-style is more fun.
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