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View Poll Results: If you hadn't been laid in 5 years, would you buy a hooker?
Yes. 53 46.90%
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:51 PM  
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The Prostitute Thread.
Single friend hasn't been laid since 2006. Hooker. Yes or No?
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:02 AM   #61
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Nothing wrong with paying for it. I've done it when I was on vacation in Amsterdam, Costa Rica and Peru. Just as long as you use protection. I only pay for ones that are 9s and 10s. These are the types of hot chicks that if you met normally would be high maintenance as hell and would take forever before you got in there pants unless your a millionaire, rock star or really good looking dude. Tell your friend to take a vacation to Latin America. Guarantee you it will change his life.
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Old 10-27-2010, 10:05 AM   #62
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Old 10-27-2010, 10:24 AM   #63
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He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.
AND with the hooker, you get sex!
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Old 10-27-2010, 10:35 AM   #64
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Old 10-27-2010, 11:17 AM   #65
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He said "A wife hypothetically costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars... then you get kids... more hundreds of thousands. Why not just spend some companionship with a hooker for $200?"

If you get a wife and a couple kids... that is gonna cost you about $600,000 or more during the next few years.

But if you were to a get one hooker a week at like $150 an hour...

You could get one hooker a week for 52 weeks for 76 years. 3952 different women, instead of the same one every night.
Well, look, you're not factoring in the price of inflation here. $150/hour this year becomes $160/hr. next year. By year 20 it's $500/hour.

Then factor in medical bills. "Doctor, what is wrong with my peepee?" costs. Then the medication -- that stuff ain't getting cheaper... Time lost from work can also be a cost. And if you die young from AIDS, you have really put a dent in your lifetime earning potential, though I suppose you could buy quite alot of insurance to cover some of the risk on that.

You're also ignoring the tax advantages of marriage. Hookers are not, last I knew, a deductible expense. I dont' foresee much chance of that changing anytime soon.
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Old 10-27-2010, 11:19 AM   #66
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Are you doing statistical analysis of which street corner is most profitable for them to hang out at, or doing a poll of what clients want most, spandex or fishnets?
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Old 10-27-2010, 11:22 AM   #67
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My wife and I were discussing the other day how rich men have women from whom they get sex and in exchange put them up in apartments, pay some/all of their bills, buy them gifts, then ditch after a couple years. This is perfectly legal.

Those who aren't rich go to a streetcorner and get arrested if they get caught.
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Old 10-27-2010, 11:35 AM   #68
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Well, look, you're not factoring in the price of inflation here. $150/hour this year becomes $160/hr. next year. By year 20 it's $500/hour.

Then factor in medical bills. "Doctor, what is wrong with my peepee?" costs. Then the medication -- that stuff ain't getting cheaper... Time lost from work can also be a cost. And if you die young from AIDS, you have really put a dent in your lifetime earning potential, though I suppose you could buy quite alot of insurance to cover some of the risk on that.

You're also ignoring the tax advantages of marriage. Hookers are not, last I knew, a deductible expense. I dont' foresee much chance of that changing anytime soon.
Very true. Hookers aren't a tax deduction. Damn.
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Old 10-27-2010, 11:46 AM   #69
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Are you doing statistical analysis of which street corner is most profitable for them to hang out at, or doing a poll of what clients want most, spandex or fishnets?

Oh, yeah. That, too.
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Well, look, you're not factoring in the price of inflation here. $150/hour this year becomes $160/hr. next year. By year 20 it's $500/hour.

Then factor in medical bills. "Doctor, what is wrong with my peepee?" costs. Then the medication -- that stuff ain't getting cheaper... Time lost from work can also be a cost. And if you die young from AIDS, you have really put a dent in your lifetime earning potential, though I suppose you could buy quite alot of insurance to cover some of the risk on that.

You're also ignoring the tax advantages of marriage. Hookers are not, last I knew, a deductible expense. I dont' foresee much chance of that changing anytime soon.

Hmm risk potential V.D as opposed to a wife that slowly sucks the will to live out of you. I'll take hookers thank you. I've never had a hooker ask me to take her to see eat pray love. Wives get older hookers stay the same age
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