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Old 02-17-2006, 10:40 PM  
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Show us your most serious injury with MS Paint!
We all have those stories of personal trauma or a journey into the inner depths of pain, but sometimes you just cant find someone who cares enough to listen to your tale of woe.

Further, perhaps you also fancy yourself an artist and have mastered that most wonderful of inventions, MS Paint. With many an oval and well-placed spray can feature, you can create a sight to dazzle the eyes.

Sadly, there never was a way to combine the two... untill now.
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:02 PM   #76
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:05 PM   #77
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:06 PM   #78
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When I was 13 I was riding my bike in the desert. I wasn't paying attention and at the last minute just missed a rock with my front tire. Unfortunately by back tire didn't miss it and it sent me flying. I landed face down on another rock that gouged me right below the left eye. I also broke my right thumb. Face wounds bleed like a mofo.
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:10 PM   #79
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You hit the rock so hard that one of your blood spurts was hurled into the sun? Ouch, I hope it didnt leave an ugly scar.
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:30 PM   #80
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When I was 13 I was riding my bike in the desert. I wasn't paying attention and at the last minute just missed a rock with my front tire. Unfortunately by back tire didn't miss it and it sent me flying. I landed face down on another rock that gouged me right below the left eye. I also broke my right thumb. Face wounds bleed like a mofo.
Ah, the dreaded face crayon.
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Old 02-18-2006, 10:54 PM   #81
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It was 4th grade recess. I was playing on the monkey bars and attempted to jump about halfway across and grab a bar. My hands slipped and I landed upside down directly on my head on the asphalt surface. Knocked me out and I ended up with a skull fracture. At least one person swore that I got smarter as a result. Many more swore I did not.
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Old 02-19-2006, 03:33 AM   #82
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Here's when I hooked a friend of mine in the ear. He was really mad when his new rod and reel went overboard because of the sudden jerking pressure being applied to his right ear.
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:21 AM   #83
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Here's another one of mine. Again, when I was in grade school, probably 5th grade, I was playing football with some friends in one's front yard. Well, you know those round water meter lids? I found out that when you hit your knee on the corner of one real hard, it can actually split your skin wide open. Clear from one side of your leg to the other.

Nasty stuff...
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Old 02-19-2006, 12:06 PM   #84
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Nasty stuff...
Dat's some pretty good artwork there, DG.

We should take these paintings to the Nelson Art Gallery and have them do a showing.
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Old 01-24-2007, 11:48 AM   #85
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Old 01-24-2007, 12:03 PM   #86
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Old 01-24-2007, 12:24 PM   #87
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Summer after 8th grade.
In this issue, our hero is riding his brother's bike home at night, in the country because his little brother is too tired after a late little league game....Our hero "grabs hold" of a passing minivan to hitch a ride up a big hill....at the top, our hero's bike slides under the back tire of the minivan and it drives over his leg just above and on the ankle.
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Old 01-24-2007, 12:36 PM   #88
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This is the funniest thing on this planet, I just picked myself off the floor. I hit my head when I fell, but it wasn't bad enough to get the paint out.

I may have to work on something though. funny stuff
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Old 01-24-2007, 12:45 PM   #89
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Table saw...nice Delta UniSaw...Really sharp Carbide blade...

Piece of really nice black walnut...to big


Making Big Walnut piece smaller


Index finger on left hand.....

Smaller now too!!
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Old 01-24-2007, 01:58 PM   #90
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Story of summer before college....After pulling a calf, cow goes berzerker, stomps new calf, tackles Momowanian, kicks in her head, breaks her leg badly, i grab cow by head, which rams me into barn, does 30 second mosh pit on my stomoch, chest, head and back.
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