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**the Talking Can** · 03-15-2009, 08:14 PM

on comedy central right now

way way way beyond the bounds of good taste....hilarious

Mecca · 03-17-2009, 06:45 PM

I still will never understand how anyone thinks Larry the Cable guy is funny, I'd rather listen to Dane Cook than him.

PunkinDrublic · 03-17-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I still will never understand how anyone thinks Larry the Cable guy is funny, I'd rather listen to Dane Cook than him.

What's annoying about Dane Cook is listening to the moronic audience cheer wildly after every little thing he says.

Mecca · 03-17-2009, 06:54 PM

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What's annoying about Dane Cook is listening to the moronic audience cheer wildly after every little thing he says.

I don't like Dane Cook either I was just trying to put Larry the Cable guy in perspective.

PunkinDrublic · 03-17-2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I don't like Dane Cook either I was just trying to put Larry the Cable guy in perspective.

I get Larrys popularity. His fans are basically morons. What the **** is git er done supposed to mean? How is it funny? Why do so many yokels repeat it ad nauseum?

Mecca · 03-17-2009, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

I get Larrys popularity. His fans are basically morons. What the **** is git er done supposed to mean? How is it funny? Why do so many yokels repeat it ad nauseum?

What kind of a comedian tells a joke then tells his audience it's funny..."that right there's funny"

Really what if I don't think it is?

Barret · 03-17-2009, 07:03 PM

Here is something about Carlos Mencia.

I mean to hear other comedians talk about using their "B" act when they see Carlos at the club or such seems odd but to directly steal from Cosby??? Come on.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-17-2009, 07:46 PM

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Damn you Thigpick, you will speak when spoken to!

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Watching Menstealya is painful the guy doesn't even make any attempts to change the wording of his stolen humor. His whole act is hacky.

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You're in for it now.

Oh **** A GREEN BANANA TREE; everybody steals material! Listen to music much???

If you do comedy, you should know that DELIVERY is what sells it! I'm not saying Lopez sucks, but he doesn't exactly make me roll on the floor either!

And why ANYONE would even want to steal a bottle of water much less a joke from Joe "His Doucheness" Rogan is beyond my ****ing ability to comprehend.

And Dane Cook needs a ****ing bullet to the head.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-17-2009, 07:47 PM

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Thig Lyfe · 03-17-2009, 08:01 PM

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Oh **** A GREEN BANANA TREE; everybody steals material! Listen to music much???

That's a bullshit excuse, because not everybody steals material. Carlin didn't steal material. Pryor didn't. Martin didn't. Louis CK, Patton Oswalt and Zach Galifianakis don't. BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE TO. They can come up with shit on their own. Only comics who don't have the wherewithal to write their own jokes steal.

And the comparison to music is bullshit too, because there's a huge difference between using a sample to create a new song and stealing a joke word-for-word. And look at the Coldplay-Satriani controversy: when musicians straight-up steal (as opposed to sample, which is a part of the artform these days) they get called out on it.

JUST BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE DO SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT. I'm sick of people saying Mencia and Cook should get a pass for stealing because other people steal. It's ****ing reeruned.

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Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

If you do comedy, you should know that DELIVERY is what sells it! I'm not saying Lopez sucks, but he doesn't exactly make me roll on the floor either!

This is bullshit, too. Stand-up is a COMBINATION of writing talent and performance talent. Stealing shit and saying it louder does not make you a good comedian. It makes you a hack. And it taints every ****ing dollar you make.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-17-2009, 08:09 PM

SR, it sucks, but the most talented artists are generally never the most commercially successful ones.

Your most successful music acts are always going to be the Britney Spears' Katy Perrys and Coldplays of the world.

Your most monetarily successful writers will always be the cock****ing John Grishams, James Patterson, and Dean ****s of the world

Now, your most successful standups are the Dane Cooks and Carlos Mencias.

It ****ing sucks, but you have to realize that most people are vapid and moronic and appealing to the lowest common denominator is the most successful from a fiscal standpoint.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-17-2009, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer

That's a bullshit excuse, because not everybody steals material. Carlin didn't steal material. Pryor didn't. Martin didn't. Louis CK, Patton Oswalt and Zach Galifianakis don't. BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE TO. They can come up with shit on their own. Only comics who don't have the wherewithal to write their own jokes steal.

And the comparison to music is bullshit too, because there's a huge difference between using a sample to create a new song and stealing a joke word-for-word. And look at the Coldplay-Satriani controversy: when musicians straight-up steal (as opposed to sample, which is a part of the artform these days) they get called out on it.

JUST BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE DO SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT. I'm sick of people saying Mencia and Cook should get a pass for stealing because other people steal. It's ****ing reeruned.

This is bullshit, too. Stand-up is a COMBINATION of writing talent and performance talent. Stealing shit and saying it louder does not make you a good comedian. It makes you a hack. And it taints every ****ing dollar you make.

DO...NOT...CARE.

Thig Lyfe · 03-17-2009, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

SR, it sucks, but the most talented artists are generally never the most commercially successful ones.

Your most successful music acts are always going to be the Britney Spears' Katy Perrys and Coldplays of the world.

Your most monetarily successful writers will always be the cock****ing John Grishams, James Patterson, and Dean ****s of the world

Now, your most successful standups are the Dane Cooks and Carlos Mencias.

It ****ing sucks, but you have to realize that most people are vapid and moronic and appealing to the lowest common denominator is the most successful from a fiscal standpoint.

All too true.

Thig Lyfe · 03-17-2009, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

DO...NOT...CARE.

SILENCE KILLS

Mecca · 03-17-2009, 10:56 PM

Dane Cook wouldn't be successful if he was a 45 year old man with a receding hairline...

His audience is women who think he's hot and dumbass frat guys.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-17-2009, 11:13 PM

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SILENCE KILLS

There's not ENOUGH goddamned silence around these parts!

I was listening to Cheech and Chong, George Carlin, and Flip Wilson records when you were barely an itch in your daddy's pants!
So don't try to ****ing tell me what constitutes cerebral or high-brow comedy; I was ahead of the curve when you were still in diapers young man!

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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7129572	SR, it sucks, but the most talented artists are generally never the most commercially successful ones. Your most successful music acts are always going to be the Britney Spears' Katy Perrys and Coldplays of the world. Your most monetarily successful writers will always be the cock**ing John Grishams, James Patterson, and Dean s of the world Now, your most successful standups are the Dane Cooks and Carlos Mencias. It **ing sucks, but you have to realize that most people are vapid and moronic and appealing to the lowest common denominator is the most successful from a fiscal standpoint. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $-722950	Dane Cook wouldn't be successful if he was a 45 year old man with a receding hairline... His audience is women who think he's hot and dumbass frat guys.
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