My Girlfriend got her period!!!

[DiaperBoy27]

We were a little worried. But no baby, no baby, no baby!

I'm going to celebrate.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

I was with you there until the end.

And I thought you were sexually free

[shitgoose]

Reading this thread reminds me of the Frank Zappa song "Bobby Brown"

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Saccogoo

Girls then, should have every right to plow into a dudes keester with a strap on - if the guy wants to put it in her pooper.

How dumb is that? There are no "rights" except what we give ourselves. Just because I like something done to me doesn't mean I have any desire to do it to someone else.

And since all of us get off in different ways, why is it so much of a stretch to believe it doesn't have the potential to feel absolutly amazing to be filled in such a naughty way?

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by Jilly

Then why would you giving it not demean you? Isn't it the same principal the other way around?

Maybe something about his dick makes it insulting to women. Hung like a field mouse or warted up like a diseased mushroom.

I figure if she doesn't like it, fine. If she does like it, fine. Either way, nothing she wants to do can be demeaning. I mean, who am I to judge, and the whole idea is about mutual pleasure.

[Mr. Plow]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

What. In. The. ****. Is. Going. On. In. Here.

Talking about periods, anal sex, goat ****ing, and a little bit of oral. You know, the usual.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Saccogoo

I'm a giver. Not so much a receiver in that regard. Feels like it denigrates the woman. A bit demeaning.

You are so adamant in your wishy washyness.

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by Jilly

And I thought you were sexually free

I am free. Free of objects entering my anus.

[EyePod]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

Maybe something about his dick makes it insulting to women. Hung like a field mouse or warted up like a diseased mushroom.

I figure if she doesn't like it, fine. If she does like it, fine. Either way, nothing she wants to do can be demeaning. I mean, who am I to judge, and the whole idea is about mutual pleasure.

I agree. There's some reason for him being celibate other than "he chose to." I'm guessing he has a club foot...

[bobbything]

Originally Posted by Saccogoo

And, in having such an implement of sexual gratification and still maintaining the hypothetical female perspective, faced with a male partner wishing to penetrate my anal orifice with his penis, I would allow him to do so only unless he was willing to take said nine inch dildo up his ass as vigorously and for a time period relative to what he was inclined to do so to mine. Otherwise, it's complete hypocrisy. Guys have a butthole just as much as girls do. Girls then, should have every right to plow into a dudes keester with a strap on - if the guy wants to put it in her pooper.

But you're not a female. No matter how real the hypothetical may seem to you, you have no idea how a female thinks. Have you thought that maybe, just maybe, some women like it? And that each and every anal sex encounter isn't confined to the man demanding it from his partner? Just a thought.

The black and white world you're living in needs some sunlight to add the necessary shades of gray.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

Maybe something about his dick makes it insulting to women. Hung like a field mouse or warted up like a diseased mushroom.

I figure if she doesn't like it, fine. If she does like it, fine. Either way, nothing she wants to do can be demeaning. I mean, who am I to judge, and the whole idea is about mutual pleasure.

ugh. I could have lived without that visual.

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by Jilly

ugh. I could have lived without that visual.

I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about women giving me oral.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

I am free. Free of objects entering my anus.

Maybe you should try it before you knock it. I mean, the men on the Sirius playboy channel say it's the best orgasm they've ever had?

[EyePod]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

I am free. Free of objects entering my anus.

I'm still dreading the pooper check when I'm older...

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

I'm sorry, I'll stop talking about women giving me oral.

I do appreciate your openness and vulnerability.

[EyePod]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Talking about periods, anal sex, goat ****ing, and a little bit of oral. Just the usual.

Nothing like these topics to get me through the offseason... or probably the regular season if it's anything like last the last two years...