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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

Napoleon Dynamite. Most overrated movie of all time

Yeah other than Kip and Rex-Kwan-Do, there really isn't anything funny or humorous about that movie.

and thing is.....Jon Heder will never EVER be able to escape that role as ND

It's like Jason Alexander and George Castanza (sp?) or actually anyone off of Seinfield.

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BossChief

Easy one

Amityville 4 (well, I think its 4) ...the premis is that the energy of the amityville house went into a friggin lamp, yeah you heard me right, a friggin lamp!

Two people die in the whole movie. First one dies when the lamp unpluggs itself and the cord strangles him, the cord is flailing around the room and at one point you can see the fishing line holding it up clear as day. The other death happens when a guy is crawling through a vent shaft and then it flashes to an ooze/slime closing in out of absolutly nowhere, with no explaination of why really, and the camera cuts and it goes to a wide shot of the house with him screaming like a bitch.

One of those movies you have to watch twice just to appreciate how truly bad every aspect of the movie is and to make every other movie that much more appreciated.

I haven't even seen it and I already want my money back.

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Anything playing on SciFi/SyFy this weekend. The actors are either college kids needing some beer money or washed up actors (Gary Busey) trying to stay in the spot light. The special effects are horrible, the scripts are poor, and the acting atrocious.

Agreed.

**alpha_omega** · 09-25-2009, 10:31 AM

Jaws 3D.....

X1000

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

28 Days Later

Freddy vs Jason

Anything with Drew Barrymore... fat ugly whore...

Jason X. But it was funny as hell to watch him beat a dumb slut into a tree while she was wrapped in a sleeping bag.

**Baby Lee** · 09-25-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefs

So what youre saying is.... You don't like good movies. Gotcha.

Are you actually going on the record saying Nothing But Trouble is a good movie.

Harrrrable, just makes you sad to see people you like involved with such an ill-conceived mess. You'd like to think there would be someone in the process who saw the 'naked emperor' they were constructing.

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Tombstone is one of the best western films ever made.

The best!

shakesthecat · 09-25-2009, 10:35 AM

I submit Cloverfield for your consideration

Sofa King · 09-25-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

Tell me how she is fat and ugly?

no makeup...

**Lumpy** · 09-25-2009, 10:36 AM

I'm surprised that nobody has listed the "Police Academy" movies.

Epic suckage!

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by kcfanXIII

you lost me by talking shit on kevin smith. he's not ever gonna produce what the mainstream would consider a good movie, but his cult following find humor in his movies. dogma was one of the best, and largest, disses of the catholic church of all time. clerks 2< clerks, but you rant like the guy is a horrible director when he's not.

As stupid as his films come off to be, its really smart humor. Just crude. I would go as far to say that he is the best writer/director since Mel Brooks. The guys a genious.

Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefs

So what youre saying is.... You don't like good movies. Gotcha.

So, you like Crank? With Jason Statham running around in a hospital gown with his anus hanging out? That really believable pseudo-rape scene with Amy Smart? Vote for Pedro as a ghey clubbing snitch? The line "Who wants white meat?" The whole concept of "bad Chinese shit" pumped into his veins by a sterioded Ricky Ricardo? And that Dwight Yokam as a back room, lost his license MD to the hooker and drug dealers of LA, who knows all about this "bad Chinese shit" and tells him to go drink some Red Bull and it will be all better. Plus the fact that he fell 17,000 feet from a helicopter, lived, and then had some chinese guys steal his heart? (Premise for Crank 2.) It was bad on every single level. It made Uwe Boll proud of his work.

What are you? 13 and mentally reeruned?

wild1 · 09-25-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I love Days of Thunder

And you were beating up on me for saying that boondock saints sucked...

**MahiMike** · 09-25-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

1. Christmas With the Kranks - (ex g/f awesome idea of seeing this flick) This stars Tim coke head Allen and hermie Jamie Lynn Curtis. every Xmas season some shitty Christmas comedy flick comes out and this was that season's flick, but out of every movie thats ever been made, this one takes the cake for being the biggest POS ever. I walked out and threaten to leave me g/f there if she didn't come with me. We rented a movie and chilled back at my place. Me and my ex used to always argue why we didn't get to see any movies that she wanted to see. Well this is full proof of the bullshit she likes to pick out.

2. Redline - Watched about 30 min of this when I came home one night and my roomate was watching this. At first I thought it was one of the Fast n Furious movies, but no...that wasn't shitty enough. I was never big into any of those street racing movies to begin with, but to make a shitty spin-off like movie about racing from another shitty racing movie.....I mean come on, a bitch being the best driver? We all know women can't drive cars for ****ing crap on a stick.

3. Batman and Robin - Whoever made this movie needs to be shot. Bat suits with huge nipples, reeruned one liners from Robin, horrible bat gadgets, ****ing Mr Freeze's ice hockey foot clan? The movie was filled with so many colors I thought I was tripping shrooms through out the movie only I wasn't. I was just witnessing a bunch of horse shit spread out across a string of movie film.

4. Jennifers Body - I just got done watching this movie. I'm speechless but confused by whether its because Megan Fox is so hot, or that was the worst hr 1/2 of shit I've seen in a while. I hope to god Megan Fox is never given a primary role ever again. She can't act for shit. She just needs to be on camera and look good and speak at a bare minimum. They gave her a bigger role in the 2nd Transformers movie, which is why I thought that movie was far worse than the 1st. I would give anything to **** her though. Did I mention she was hot?

5. Gattica - Man this movie just wasn't for me. I gonna get bashed for this because a lot people I know disagreed with me about this movie. I was just not interested in it at all. It started out really slow and continued to be really slow. And just never got my attention. I think Ethan Hawke's a homo anyways. I dont know how I got persuaded to see this movie.

Our family wtches Christmas w/the Kranks every season. I really liked Gattica. Cool flick.

SDChiefs · 09-25-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by wild1

Boondock Saints is the most overrated movie in history. Not the worst, but bad for sure.

The movie is a classic. Come on! Dropping a toilet on someones head from several stories alone, makes this movie great.

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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Lumpy Supporter Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: On a yellow brick road. Casino cash: $9434900	I'm surprised that nobody has listed the "Police Academy" movies. Epic suckage!
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