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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:58 PM   #106
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:11 PM   #107
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:11 PM   #108
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:12 PM   #109
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If your main goal is to get into her pants, then my advice to you is to drop her, and look for one that has the mindset of getting laid. It seems like this girl does not have that mindset.

No use in faking. Sooner or later its going to show. She'll find out whether you are real or not. Trust me, it'll catch up to you, I've been there, and women hate fakes. Be a good guy. Love is something you shouldn't fake. Don't toy with a persons mind. Obviously this girl is looking for romance, for a lover, a special friend. If you feel that you can't give that to her, then there is no use in dating her.

Love is something that should come straight from the heart with great feeling and passion. And if you're not feeling it from your heart, drop her.

Unless, you have the mindset where you are looking for romance? and tell her you want to take things slow, get to know her more, and see how things go? If shes gives you the impression that she is the type of person for you, and you feel she is capable for you to give her your love, then by all means go by that approach.

I think it's important to remember that both you and her should be on the same page, and if that is so, pursue, if not, then don't pursue. This is where chemistry comes in, and it always prevails in the end. The power of Chemistry, yes.

*My apologies for being negative, and for providing you with words of discouragement. But in case situation like this, the appropriate thing to do is to be sensible. Good luck to you anyway.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:13 PM   #110
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So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
You've really become a douche.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:13 PM   #111
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:14 PM   #112
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YOu were married for a decade and don't know the meaning of this?
I think this thread is more about giving CP what they want, even though it hasn't really lived up to it yet.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:14 PM   #113
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You've really become a douche.
I really hope you weren't the one planning to go over to his place..
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:17 PM   #114
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I really hope you weren't the one planning to go over to his place..
I'm sure his "for awhile now" is probably a month. Takes me a lot longer to start saying I love someone.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:20 PM   #115
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:21 PM   #116
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I'm sure his "for awhile now" is probably a month. Takes me a lot longer to start saying I love someone.
ok cool.. although if it really is some lady from CP... then this post is genius!!!

otherwise.. kinda reminds me of something the 40 year old virgin would post on his WoW boards...
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Meeting a woman's sexual needs is more than just giving her an orgasm. Women need love for satisfaction...and you're probably going to be in this pre-herpes cycle of bouncing from woman to woman until you actually learn.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:26 PM   #118
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IF I recall the title said "How to make love to a woman" not "how to swallow Nicks load"
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It's all in the buildup. Mental foreplay, if you will....

"First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."
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