Internet Debate: 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla

[comochiefsfan]

This has been going viral the past couple days.

Who would win in a fight: 100 unarmed men or 1 gorilla?

I personally think the sheer number of humans would overpower the gorilla and people are both 1. Underestimating how many people 100 is, and 2. Overestimating the strength and stamina of a gorilla.

Verdict: 100 men win fairly comfortably with the caveat that there will be some casualties.

What say you? 100 men or 1 gorilla?

[ChiliConCarnage]

and maybe 5 trying to talk the gorilla into joining the Chiefs' O-line.

We sign this piece of shit flinging primate yet!?

[Cheater5]

This question is LOL.

There's more testosterone in the scented candle aisle than the average human male. Yeah, a 100 men with their Call of Duty headsets are going to beat a 500lbs mountain gorilla, lol. Most 'men' can't show enough fortitude to wake up and go to the gym and maintain a healthy body, but instead 'have to have' that donut or bagel or stuffed crust cheese pizza. Skinny-fat 225lbs man =/= strong, or capable of violence. Modern man isn't dangerous, they're decorative who live a fantasy life to feel alive. That's what this question is really about; weak men craving violence because their life has little meaning.

No, 100 men would not defeat a gorilla; the instant they watched him literally tear an arm out of a man's socket or crush a skull with a bite- they'd Venmo that motherf**ker banana money.

[Why Not?]

Originally Posted by Cheater5

This question is LOL.

There's more testosterone in the scented candle aisle than the average human male. Yeah, a 100 men with their Call of Duty headsets are going to beat a 500lbs mountain gorilla, lol. Most 'men' can't show enough fortitude to wake up and go to the gym and maintain a healthy body, but instead 'have to have' that donut or bagel or stuffed crust cheese pizza. Skinny-fat 225lbs man =/= strong, or capable of violence. Modern man isn't dangerous, they're decorative who live a fantasy life to feel alive. That's what this question is really about; weak men craving violence because their life has little meaning.

No, 100 men would not defeat a gorilla; the instant they watched him literally tear an arm out of a man's socket or crush a skull with a bite- they'd Venmo that motherf**ker banana money.

Jesus. Show us on this gorilla doll where the mean 100 men touched you.

[Spott]

Originally Posted by Cheater5

This question is LOL.

There's more testosterone in the scented candle aisle than the average human male. Yeah, a 100 men with their Call of Duty headsets are going to beat a 500lbs mountain gorilla, lol. Most 'men' can't show enough fortitude to wake up and go to the gym and maintain a healthy body, but instead 'have to have' that donut or bagel or stuffed crust cheese pizza. Skinny-fat 225lbs man =/= strong, or capable of violence. Modern man isn't dangerous, they're decorative who live a fantasy life to feel alive. That's what this question is really about; weak men craving violence because their life has little meaning.

No, 100 men would not defeat a gorilla; the instant they watched him literally tear an arm out of a man's socket or crush a skull with a bite- they'd Venmo that motherf**ker banana money.

How much you bench?

[stevieray]

Supposedly, their strength is 10x their body weight.

Let that sink in for a minute.


Men would be rag dolls in their grasp.

[Otter]

Originally Posted by stevieray

Supposedly, their strength is 10x their body weight.

Let that sink in for a minute.


Men would be rag dolls in their grasp.

If 100 men worked together going for eyes, legs, and arms 1 gorilla would be food with only a couple causalities.

[Katipan]

Gorillas are susceptible to choke holds.
All we need is lewdog.

[Otter]

We got this just let me pick my 100

[PHOG]

Originally Posted by Otter

We got this just let me pick my 100

That gorilla has a yellow streak.

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by Otter

We got this just let me pick my 100

Spoiler!

Just be sure to pick a few really tall and frail weaklings to throw at the gorilla first so there's a sharp femur or two laying around to stab it in the neck with.

[Rain Man]

Based on that video, it looks like all we'd need is Harvey Williams and Merton Hanks.

[Balto]

Originally Posted by Cheater5

This question is LOL.

There's more testosterone in the scented candle aisle than the average human male. Yeah, a 100 men with their Call of Duty headsets are going to beat a 500lbs mountain gorilla, lol. Most 'men' can't show enough fortitude to wake up and go to the gym and maintain a healthy body, but instead 'have to have' that donut or bagel or stuffed crust cheese pizza. Skinny-fat 225lbs man =/= strong, or capable of violence. Modern man isn't dangerous, they're decorative who live a fantasy life to feel alive. That's what this question is really about; weak men craving violence because their life has little meaning.

No, 100 men would not defeat a gorilla; the instant they watched him literally tear an arm out of a man's socket or crush a skull with a bite- they'd Venmo that motherf**ker banana money.

I think your GREATLY underestimating Humans. Yes I agree human males for the most part have become soft BUT if you throw 100 random men into a area and tell them they must all fight a single gorilla to the death, I think you will see human instinct kick in. Actually seeing another humans arm get ripped off might actually be a positive thing for the rest of the humans to understand how serious the situation is and go full out primal!

[Rainbarrel]

Each man should have a different smell. As long as they don't piss themselves, confuse the ape!

[wazu]

Originally Posted by Otter

We got this just let me pick my 100

I would so love to see a video like this only instead of running the gorilla picks up the goose and tears it in half.

[Katipan]

They’re vegetarians and don’t kill for sport.
What you want is a chimpanzee.