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Old 05-02-2025, 11:34 AM   Topic Starter
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Internet Debate: 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla

This has been going viral the past couple days.

Who would win in a fight: 100 unarmed men or 1 gorilla?

I personally think the sheer number of humans would overpower the gorilla and people are both 1. Underestimating how many people 100 is, and 2. Overestimating the strength and stamina of a gorilla.

Verdict: 100 men win fairly comfortably with the caveat that there will be some casualties.

What say you? 100 men or 1 gorilla?
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Old 05-02-2025, 11:37 AM   #2
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We should make this exercise 100 CP posters so it's more interesting. Also need tactics and strategy. I'm thinking the front wave needs to a mix of posters who are brawny as well as a few who can be sacrificial lambs.
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Old 05-02-2025, 11:42 AM   #3
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We should make this exercise 100 CP posters so it's more interesting. Also need tactics and strategy. I'm thinking the front wave needs to a mix of posters who are brawny as well as a few who can be sacrificial .
I nominate the top 100 posters from DC (minus the brawny thing) for this hypothetical!
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Old 05-02-2025, 05:39 PM   #4
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I nominate the top 100 posters from DC (minus the brawny thing) for this hypothetical!
I prefer a draft format.
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Old 05-03-2025, 12:27 PM   #5
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We should make this exercise 100 CP posters so it's more interesting. Also need tactics and strategy. I'm thinking the front wave needs to a mix of posters who are brawny as well as a few who can be sacrificial .
If it's one CP member the most alpha of gorillas won't stand a chance.

One look at our manhood and the gorilla will submit.
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Old 05-02-2025, 11:38 AM   #6
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Old 05-02-2025, 11:39 AM   #7
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Old 05-02-2025, 11:41 AM   #8
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There’s gonna be a whole lotta quitting going on when that thing rips the first arm or head off
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There’s gonna be a whole lotta quitting going on when that thing rips the first arm or head off
I think the exercise has to assume this is Squid Game style. Either you kill the gorilla or you get a bullet to the head. Cause yeah, if just quitting were an option I'd be out immediately.
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Old 05-02-2025, 11:55 AM   #11
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I think the exercise has to assume this is Squid Game style. Either you kill the gorilla or you get a bullet to the head. Cause yeah, if just quitting were an option I'd be out immediately.
Mike Tyson, back in his prime, reportedly offered a zookeeper $10k to let him in the gorilla enclosure. And a 2021 study revealed that 6% of Americans think they could beat a Grizzly Bear in unarmed combat.

So I’m 100% certain humanity could find 100 idiots willing to get in the ring with 1 gorilla lol

Gumption is really all this is about. 100 humans all dedicated to the cause is too much for a lone gorilla. They wouldn’t even have to fight it; they could just dog pile and suffocate it.
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Mike Tyson, back in his prime, reportedly offered a zookeeper $10k to let him in the gorilla enclosure. And a 2021 study revealed that 6% of Americans think they could beat a Grizzly Bear in unarmed combat.

So I’m 100% certain humanity could find 100 idiots willing to get in the ring with 1 gorilla lol

Gumption is really all this is about. 100 humans all dedicated to the cause is too much for a lone gorilla. They wouldn’t even have to fight it; they could just dog pile and suffocate it.
Have you seen the 5 IG models vs 2 guys? The guys were just pummeling these chicks. Was hard to watch 15 times in a row jk. Was brutal though. I don’t think the women were ready to actually take hard punches to the face.
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I think the exercise has to assume this is Squid Game style. Either you kill the gorilla or you get a bullet to the head. Cause yeah, if just quitting were an option I'd be out immediately.
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