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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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How To Make Love To A Woman
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:30 PM   #121
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:32 PM   #122
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:34 PM   #123
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:41 PM   #124
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YOu were married for a decade and don't know the meaning of this?
That explains some things.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:42 PM   #125
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When you think you're about to culminate, stop and tell her you 'just want to look at her'

And here's the important secret, you have to actually look THROUGH her.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:43 PM   #126
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maybe this is her way of politely telling you that she'd like it to last longer than 2 minutes.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:46 PM   #127
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:46 PM   #128
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If if you can't stop, tell her you have a leg cramp, run into the bathroom and lock the door behind you.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:47 PM   #129
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:49 PM   #130
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Heh. I watched that show the other night, it was pretty good. That's one of the few things I watch on television besides sports.
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:55 PM   #131
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:04 PM   #132
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:05 PM   #133
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:08 PM   #134
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