Let’s talk about the Texans

[RunKC]

We’re back! Our favorite football team, the world champion Kansas City Chiefs, have a football game in less than 10 days!

Our foe is familiar. They’re coming in with wrecked pride and mashed vaginas due to Mahomes eviceration, but they look different this time. And their safety said it would be different this time!

Like everyone else, the Texans have tried copying our model. They got rid of an elite receiver to bring in Brandin Cooks and his concussions, but provided he can still be the same guy, that gives the Texans 3 top receivers with 4.3 speed in Fuller, Cooks and Stills. Randall Cobb is a nice vet as 4th receiver and David Johnson now works for wanna Hoodie, so maybe he can recharge his once promising career?

Their weapons will probably be the toughest thing about them and it should be fun to see what Spags does to counter.

Their defense is still terrible. Sure JJ Watt will probably be a problem at times. Give him credit, it’s the beginning of the season and he will be a force until the 3rd quarter when he inevitably gets sent to the hospital again to end his season.

The best part about this defense is not that their secondary is basically the same terrible secondary that we scored on at will. It’s not that our old friend Phillip Gaines is still there. No they had to do us one better!

Guess who their starting safety is per ourlads? Eric ****ing Murray!

This game should be a fun offensive battle but I foresee us putting at least 45 on these guys. Clyde the Glyde is gonna take off and we’re going to win!

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones

Is it supposed to rain the whole damn game? Or just in spots?

Looks like there's 40-50% chance all day Thursday and into the night.

[RunKC]

I expect the Texans to try to do what the Patriots/Lions and Chargers/49ers did when they played tight man press on the receivers and cover 3 variance.

That’s why CEH is so important. If teams do that you just throw to CEH in the flat or middle of the field to destroy the 1v1 LB matchup every time.

This is gonna be so fun

[comochiefsfan]

Anybody in KC seen the Bud Light Chiefs cans that usually come out right before the start of the season?

I read they were supposed to be released on Monday, but I couldn’t find any at the HyVee in CoMo.

[Chargem]

Originally Posted by RunKC

I expect the Texans to try to do what the Patriots/Lions and Chargers/49ers did when they played tight man press on the receivers and cover 3 variance.

That’s why CEH is so important. If teams do that you just throw to CEH in the flat or middle of the field to destroy the 1v1 LB matchup every time.

This is gonna be so fun

I just don't feel like that secondary can cover the Chiefs receivers, and their pass rush is not effective enough to actually hamper Patrick and stop him picking them apart. Literally everything will be working.

I am going to go ahead and predict a missed opportunity to CEH that is like a 30 yard pass, would have been a TD but it's just over thrown or off the fingertips or something, just to give us a taste of whats in store later in the season.

[O.city]

You've gotta be able to rush 4 and get home to beat the Chiefs. The 9ers had dudes all across the DL so they could do it for a while. But in the end, Chiefs figured it out.

If you can't get there with 4 you just can't beat them. You can't blitz or try to sit back and play coverage, Chiefs staff and players are too smart.

If CEH is as good as they think he will be, man, I just don't know how you slow it down. You can rush 4 and you're gonna end up with a 1 on 1 situation with him on a LB. He's gonna win that.

Chiefs basically have the equivalent of the 13/14 Bronco offenses with a more mobile QB. You aren't going to stop them. You probably won't really slow them down unless you can be super physical and rush a few and get home. Even then, they're probably putting up 30.

So you're basically gonna have to hope your offense is clicking, the Chiefs make some mistakes and...you get lucky. Some of those Manning Colt teams were similar in that if they're really in gear and locked in, you just aren't going to stop them. Maybe slow them down a bit.

[UChieffyBugger]

APPARENTLY BRANDIN COOKS DIDN'T PRACTICE TODAY AFTER BEING LIMITED WITH A QUAD ISSUE YESTERDAY.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

OMG REALLY?!?!?!

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

After watching this video Jones is getting 2 sacks come Thursday

.@StoneColdJones always keeping it loose at practice 🤘 pic.twitter.com/zofXXDcfsT

— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) September 8, 2020

[UChieffyBugger]

Originally Posted by CasselGotPeedOn

OMG REALLY?!?!?!

YEAAAAAAHHHHHH BABBBBYYY YIIIIEEEEEEHHAAAAA

[KCrockaholic]

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4ROQJDiFZtkquUAb2dI6Ht

Some Chiefs talk from myself on the Texans game. Working on getting a podcast rolling here with my 2 best friends and wanted to put out some Chiefs hype. Give it a listen if you'd like (I'm brand new at this but giving it a go)

[Nikhil_Jacob]

Curious and waiting to see....

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Nikhil_Jacob

Curious and waiting to see....

Hey, this is Chiefsplanet, not Grindr.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Texans fans are really clinging to that week 6 win last year as a reason for why they have a real shot tomorrow, but when you think back, it took a whole lotta bullshit for them to even win that game.

Terrible injury list for KC, that ridiculous non-call for PI against Kelce that resulted in an interception, Mahomes playing on a bad ankle...

And now they don’t have Hopkins. This really shouldn’t be that close in the end.

[Dunerdr]

Does Pat come out with nerves like he has in other big games? Not that this is big but its the opener.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

Does Pat come out with nerves like he has in other big games? Not that this is big but its the opener.

I thought he was money early on in the divisional round and AFCCG. Guys just dropped passes mostly.