Ok People stop pissing me off

Demonpenz · 10-01-2004, 01:13 PM

So I go another day without finding a real job and drag my ass to blockbuster yesterday to collect my free soft core porn movies and my 2 dollars an hour when this lady comes in, now you don't have to have your kids on a leash or anything, or you don't have to hold their hand, but please make an attempt to stop them from opening two bags of of popcorn instead of saying "You want popcorn? Well get that one that you didn't open" Ok it doesn't take hardly anything to piss me off, because there is only one thing more rude than a customers at blockbuster, the workers at blockbuster. So anyway this lady lets her kids run around and tear up shit and she starts to pick up the cover boxes to brand new movies to rent and says, can i buy this? I told her we don't have it to buy thats just for rent, she says well thats shitty, then goes on and on how the video store in her home town sells everything from video's to flying cars or whatever else she can think of. So i am speaking to her "well maybe hastings sells that movie!" While praying she takes her dirty kids out. No she stays because even though the other video store she goes too evidently is the land of milk and honey our store is where she piles up 10 movies to buy. So while i spend a good 15 minutes unlocking these movies she pulls out a credit card, and I knew right there where it was going, because the makers of the credit card machines at blockbuster were specifically designed to annoy me as much as possible with various beeps and the most shitty messages such as
accepted, denied, card error, and sometimes WTF?! So of course this bitch's card doesn't go through, and of course she gives the old "Can you try to run it again, and so i swipe it again, now the fun begins for me, i give a big smile and say WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TYPE IT IN????
And she looks at me like she has seen Bo Jackson himself and exclaims YES TRY TO type it in! Beep Beep type type type type
type type, unnessessary keystrokes on the CC machines followed by some pressing of the yes no yes no keys, and of course it was denied. So she gets pissed and says our machine is broke, which could be the case, or it could be that you bought tons of crack with your credit card (Dealers take debit too!) anyway she leaves, and i have another great day!

KC Jones · 10-01-2004, 01:15 PM

whitespace is important.

Hydrae · 10-01-2004, 01:26 PM

Deep, cleansing breathes.

ChiefsFanatic · 10-01-2004, 01:27 PM

If the card had gone through, I would have charged her for the bags of popcorn too.

**Skip Towne** · 10-01-2004, 01:32 PM

So what pissed you off?

Braincase · 10-01-2004, 01:33 PM

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you the reason for the 3 day waiting period.

**Rain Man** · 10-01-2004, 01:35 PM

If I'm in a strange city, I sometimes go into stores and have fun being a very weird customer.

Hammock Parties · 10-01-2004, 01:38 PM

Wotta bitch.

redfan · 10-01-2004, 01:43 PM

Flying cars? I'm moving to her home town.

**Rain Man** · 10-01-2004, 01:45 PM

Anyone ever see the "Third Rock from the Sun" where Harry got a job working in a video store? Tommy came in to visit him, and the conversation went something like this:

Harry: It took me all day to get this place organized.

Tommy: What was wrong?

Harry: It made no sense at all. The movies were just all over the place. The only pattern I saw were that the ones that started with "A" were over here, and "B" were over there, and so on. And for some reason the ones that started with "X" have their own room.

Tommy: How did you organize it, then?

Harry: Easy. (Points to a shelf.) Good movies... (Points to another shelf.) Bad movies... (Turns around and waves arms at rest of store.) Movies I haven't seen.

Then later on, the store is empty and a customer comes in.

Customer: Where are the movies?

Harry: It's been busy. But you're in luck. We still have five copies of "Johnny Mnemonic." Or if that's not your speed, over there we have "The Making of Johnny Mnemonic."

Demonpenz · 10-01-2004, 01:46 PM

and what i want to know, if everyone in the world says that OTHER parents are shitty, like on here i always see , my friend lets their kids go wild bla bla bla, i can't believe they don't scissor kick their kids....

JazzzLovr · 10-01-2004, 01:46 PM

Was she wearing NASCAR gear or a John Deere hat, by any chance?

Demonpenz · 10-01-2004, 01:48 PM

it was a steve kinsor world of outlaws hat, and i didn't have to scan the card to know she lived in kanas, the stench of tato skins and jim beam gave it away

Hammock Parties · 10-01-2004, 01:49 PM

I would just like to change my avatar.

**Nzoner** · 10-01-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

Was she wearing NASCAR gear or a John Deere hat, by any chance?

hey,my Mrs doesn't go to Blockbuster and we don't have any damn rugrats

10-01-2004, 01:13 PM
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $2962136	Ok People stop pissing me off So I go another day without finding a real job and drag my ass to blockbuster yesterday to collect my free soft core porn movies and my 2 dollars an hour when this lady comes in, now you don't have to have your kids on a leash or anything, or you don't have to hold their hand, but please make an attempt to stop them from opening two bags of of popcorn instead of saying "You want popcorn? Well get that one that you didn't open" Ok it doesn't take hardly anything to piss me off, because there is only one thing more rude than a customers at blockbuster, the workers at blockbuster. So anyway this lady lets her kids run around and tear up shit and she starts to pick up the cover boxes to brand new movies to rent and says, can i buy this? I told her we don't have it to buy thats just for rent, she says well thats shitty, then goes on and on how the video store in her home town sells everything from video's to flying cars or whatever else she can think of. So i am speaking to her "well maybe hastings sells that movie!" While praying she takes her dirty kids out. No she stays because even though the other video store she goes too evidently is the land of milk and honey our store is where she piles up 10 movies to buy. So while i spend a good 15 minutes unlocking these movies she pulls out a credit card, and I knew right there where it was going, because the makers of the credit card machines at blockbuster were specifically designed to annoy me as much as possible with various beeps and the most shitty messages such as accepted, denied, card error, and sometimes WTF?! So of course this bitch's card doesn't go through, and of course she gives the old "Can you try to run it again, and so i swipe it again, now the fun begins for me, i give a big smile and say WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TYPE IT IN???? And she looks at me like she has seen Bo Jackson himself and exclaims YES TRY TO type it in! Beep Beep type type type type type type, unnessessary keystrokes on the CC machines followed by some pressing of the yes no yes no keys, and of course it was denied. So she gets pissed and says our machine is broke, which could be the case, or it could be that you bought tons of crack with your credit card (Dealers take debit too!) anyway she leaves, and i have another great day!
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10-01-2004, 01:15 PM	#2
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10-01-2004, 01:45 PM	#10
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3048491 VARSITY	Anyone ever see the "Third Rock from the Sun" where Harry got a job working in a video store? Tommy came in to visit him, and the conversation went something like this: Harry: It took me all day to get this place organized. Tommy: What was wrong? Harry: It made no sense at all. The movies were just all over the place. The only pattern I saw were that the ones that started with "A" were over here, and "B" were over there, and so on. And for some reason the ones that started with "X" have their own room. Tommy: How did you organize it, then? Harry: Easy. (Points to a shelf.) Good movies... (Points to another shelf.) Bad movies... (Turns around and waves arms at rest of store.) Movies I haven't seen. Then later on, the store is empty and a customer comes in. Customer: Where are the movies? Harry: It's been busy. But you're in luck. We still have five copies of "Johnny Mnemonic." Or if that's not your speed, over there we have "The Making of Johnny Mnemonic." __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $2962136	and what i want to know, if everyone in the world says that OTHER parents are shitty, like on here i always see , my friend lets their kids go wild bla bla bla, i can't believe they don't scissor kick their kids.... __________________
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