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Old 10-26-2004, 11:57 PM  
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Costello calls to buy a computer from Abbott..
Hope it's not an oldie..

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ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. May I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

ABBOTT: A desktop and wallpaper.
COSTELLO: I already have a desk with a large top, so never mind the
windows with the computer. I just need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. For the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say
I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I
need?

ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is "office".

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? I told you I don't want
windows installed in my computer.

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your "blue 'W'" if you don't start with
some straight answers! OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the
Internet on this computer?

ABBOTT: Yes, you'll want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of
your business. Just tell me what I need!

ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 &4. Can I
watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?

ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do
I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue "W"?

ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It
pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is "real one"?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part

of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial
bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?>

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!


A FEW DAYS LATER
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. May I help you?
COSTELLO: Your people set up this computer in my den and turned it on,
but
how do I turn it off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START"..........
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Old 10-27-2004, 12:00 AM   #2
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Old 10-27-2004, 12:48 AM   #3
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I posted that awhile back and got completely flamed for thinking it was funny
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Old 10-27-2004, 12:57 AM   #4
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I posted that awhile back and got completely flamed for thinking it was funny
i musta missed that...

this is pretty funny stuff, but it would be even better to hear the lines spoken by abbot and costello (or good impersonators)...
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Old 10-27-2004, 01:02 AM   #5
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i musta missed that...

this is pretty funny stuff, but it would be even better to hear the lines spoken by abbot and costello (or good impersonators)...

I completely agree....how you been anyway?
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Old 10-27-2004, 01:06 AM   #6
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I completely agree....how you been anyway?
pretty good, thanks...

since i've been on the new meds (which has been quite awhile now), i have been doing pretty good, so long as i don't overexert myself...

how's things for you?
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pretty good, thanks...

since i've been on the new meds (which has been quite awhile now), i have been doing pretty good, so long as i don't overexert myself...

how's things for you?

thats good, glad to hear it...86 days and counting till school starts...I'm excited about getting a masters degree but I still have my eye on the big prize...gonna retake the LSAT in June and hopefully get into CU or DU law...other than that just been busy working trying to catch myself up on all my bills....looking forward to the December KC vs Oak game in December
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Old 10-27-2004, 01:34 AM   #8
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thats good, glad to hear it...86 days and counting till school starts...I'm excited about getting a masters degree but I still have my eye on the big prize...gonna retake the LSAT in June and hopefully get into CU or DU law...other than that just been busy working trying to catch myself up on all my bills....looking forward to the December KC vs Oak game in December
make sure you remind me when you're coming to town...

i'd love to buy you a beer...

and keep your eye on that prize...

it will come...
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make sure you remind me when you're coming to town...

i'd love to buy you a beer...

and keep your eye on that prize...

it will come...
I might actually be in town in the early part of December...I'll drop you a pm when I leave, I'll buy the first round
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