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Old 05-09-2005, 09:19 AM  
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What have you said that offended people at the Office?
Judging by the crowd here at the Planet (I've only been here 2 weeks), surely I'm not the only one who's stepped in it - especially considering today's PC climate...

Here's mine, from just a few minutes ago:

I work for a Telecommunications company and a few minutes ago, our power went out...we're all standing around yakkin' and a group of people from upstairs walks by our window. One of then, a frighteningly skinny lady in pink was walking like she just came out of a rough anal scene (a very awkward gate and she was holding her butt)...

so I say, in voice like Homer Simpson, "he he he, she walks funny"

Dorothy over here gets upset and shakes her finger at me and says, "you'd walk funny too if you got hit by a truck and broke your back"...everyone basically walked as far away from me as possible.

That's just today, I've done worse...anyone else care to throw in a nice one?
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:23 AM   #2
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It's impossible to insult people where I work. There are adult magazines on the toilet if that tells you anything. Truth is, it's a company that is staffed by "good ol' boys" as they say. Red Necks, know what I mean?
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:25 AM   #3
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totally, I was in Radio Broadcasting for 12 years ...ahh the good ole days. What I've learned is, the conversations you can have at a radio station with coworkers doesn't translate to fun conversation in this industry
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:25 AM   #4
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It's impossible to insult people where I work. There are adult magazines on the toilet if that tells you anything. Truth is, it's a company that is staffed by "good ol' boys" as they say. Red Necks, know what I mean?
Same here, except the adult magazines part.
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:26 AM   #5
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I knew a girl a few years ago that was a little chunky... well, I hadn't seen her in like 6 months and saw her and she'd lost a lot of weight... looked pretty good. Anyway, I mentioned it and said I noticed she'd lost a lot of weight, how'd you do it? She replied... "Cancer."
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:27 AM   #6
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:27 AM   #7
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I knew a girl a few years ago that was a little chunky... well, I hadn't seen her in like 6 months and saw her and she'd lost a lot of weight... looked pretty good. Anyway, I mentioned it and said I noticed she'd lost a lot of weight, how'd you do it? She replied... "Cancer."
Being the movie buff I am and ALWAY quoting films, my exact reply was, "Now don't I feel like the f***ing asshole?"
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:28 AM   #8
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I knew a girl a few years ago that was a little chunky... well, I hadn't seen her in like 6 months and saw her and she'd lost a lot of weight... looked pretty good. Anyway, I mentioned it and said I noticed she'd lost a lot of weight, how'd you do it? She replied... "Cancer."
Its all the rage, the South Beach Cancer Diet... works great.
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:33 AM   #9
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My favorite story was the guy when I was in the defense industry who had the bad luck to say something bad about a coworker at the exact second that he walked up behind him. (Patteeu may have actually been there, because it was when we were working on the same project.)

The funniest part was that he tried to apologize later, and the offended guy sat right next to me. He came into our cubicle and said to the offended guy something like, "I don't think you're a jerk. You're just under a lot of stress. You must always have a headache the size of a walnut."

I was just rolling on the floor laughing, and then got yelled at because I kept telling the story to other people.
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:37 AM   #10
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I have heard a story (might be urban legend, but supposedly happened to someone I know...). This person was writing a letter to resign... began like this:

Dear ...,

I hope the fire from the bridge I'm about to burn will be seen from miles away...
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:47 AM   #11
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I onced asked a lady when she was Due.......and she said she wasn't fargin pregnant.

I don't ask that now, even if they've got a head sticking out of their skirt.
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:51 AM   #12
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I onced asked a lady when she was Due.......and she said she wasn't fargin pregnant.

I don't ask that now, even if they've got a head sticking out of their skirt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I'm dyin!!
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:51 AM   #13
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:53 AM   #14
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A few years back we had one of those clients that had to have their hand held once a month in regards to her account. To make matters worse she was not a pleasant person and never - never thanked you for helping her. Well on day she came in and went directly to the bathroom unoticed by one of my coworkers. While in the bathroom her name was brought up and he started saying her name followed my a pink oink....Of coarse she just had to walk in the room behind him and listen to him go on and on and on.

She basically cried and screamed what an azzhole he was as she stormed out of the office....
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:54 AM   #15
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i don't mean to blow my own horn, but i can offend these people w/o saying a word.
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