Funny web site quote.

**Rain Man** · 06-30-2005, 06:47 PM

I ran across this company on the web that treats juvenile offenders, and I had to chuckle at this paragraph:

"Since 1973, Cornell has been a leading provider of innovative and quality treatment programs for delinquent and dependent juveniles. We offer specialized services for hard-to-place juvenile populations including fire starters, sex offenders, habitual offenders, drug sellers and females."

http://www.cornellcompanies.com/page.cfm?ctid=2

DJay23 · 06-30-2005, 06:49 PM

sounds about right

Zebedee DuBois · 06-30-2005, 07:00 PM

That last one is the real money maker.

06-30-2005, 06:47 PM
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06-30-2005, 06:49 PM	#2
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