Okay guys, have your fun...

**luv** · 07-24-2005, 02:18 AM

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

**luv** · 07-24-2005, 02:28 AM

G'night all. Have a good night, morning, day, whatever the case may be for you at this point.

Brando · 07-24-2005, 04:56 AM

You forgot..why does the bride always wear white? So that the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing..she's been told twice already.
And my personal favorite...
You know there are 100k battered women in this country every year? To think that I've been eating them plain all this time.

carlos3652 · 07-24-2005, 07:21 AM

StcChief · 07-24-2005, 02:12 PM

Excellent.

**Mr. Kotter** · 07-24-2005, 02:23 PM

Hell, I thought you was gonna post a link to a free (really free) porn site...

**luv** · 07-24-2005, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Hell, I thought you was gonna post a link to a free (really free) porn site...

I sometimes post the funny litle things about male bashing. I told someone I was an equal opportunity basher, so I posted this one. Sorry, but I don't think there is such a thing as really free porn on the internet unless you want it in small clips.

07-24-2005, 02:18 AM
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6219600	Okay guys, have your fun... How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men break wind more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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07-24-2005, 02:28 AM	#2
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6219600	G'night all. Have a good night, morning, day, whatever the case may be for you at this point.
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