Powerful Liquid!!!!

01:05 PM

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a saulbadguy's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

**Skip Towne** · 07-29-2005, 12:59 PM

I don't get it.

07-29-2005, 01:01 PM

Tough Love vs. Spanking
Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control our kids when they have one of "those moments.

"One that I found very effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.He or she usually calms down and stops misbehaving after our little car ride together.

I've included the photo below of one of my sessions with our son in case you would like to use the technique.

**Saulbadguy** · 07-29-2005, 01:02 PM

What is there to get? It's Tom Cash. Maybe that is the punchline.

07-29-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

What is there to get? It's Tom Cash. Maybe that is the punchline.

You don't even suspect anything, do you?

07-29-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I don't get it.

I didn't expect you would. It's a little beyond your comprehension.

stumppy · 07-29-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

What is there to get? It's Tom Cash. Maybe that is the punchline.

OH, I get it now. TOM CASH. Thats some funny chit. Tom Cash!!!

MAO
Tom fuggin Cash.

Stop it you're killin me.

07-29-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy

OH, I get it now. TOM CASH. Thats some funny chit. Tom Cash!!!

MAO
Tom fuggin Cash.

Stop it you're killin me.

You and saul ... beavis and butthead!! Which is which?

**Rain Man** · 07-29-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I don't get it.

I don't get it, either.

07-29-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I don't get it, either.

That's good, now I know where the threshold of your intelligence lies.

**Mr. Kotter** · 07-29-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Electric

That's good, now I know where the threshold of your intelligence is.

The irony of that statement is hilarious....heh.

Fat Elvis · 07-29-2005, 01:50 PM

Dude, you just need to officially change your username to "dipshit."

I've never really read any of your posts before, and if I had, I didn't think one way or another about them. To me, they were inconsequential. Your obvious hard-on for SBG, however, is just annoying as heck. If you want to lay some smack, fine, but first learn how to do it. If you want to tell a joke and make someone the butt of it, then read up on punchlines.

I am now convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you are the dumbest poster on the planet. You really should be ashamed of yourself, and if you aren't then it is just more proof that you are a great big idiot.

Mods, please just change his username to "dipshit."

It is football season and other fans will be coming over here. It is important that they understand that we aren't all as stupid as "dipshit."

**Rain Man** · 07-29-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Electric

That's good, now I know where the threshold of your intelligence lies.

The lower threshold, I presume.

07-29-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

The irony of that statement is hilarious....heh.

Have you taken the standard IQ tests?

Where did you rate?

I did pretty well on each of the tests I took.

07-29-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis

Dude, you just need to officially change your username to "dipshit."

I've never really read any of your posts before, and if I had, I didn't think one way or another about them. To me, they were inconsequential. Your obvious hard-on for SBG, however, is just annoying as heck. If you want to lay some smack, fine, but first learn how to do it. If you want to tell a joke and make someone the butt of it, then read up on punchlines.

I am now convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you are the dumbest poster on the planet. You really should be ashamed of yourself, and if you aren't then it is just more proof that you are a great big idiot.

Mods, please just change his username to "dipshit."

It is football season and other fans will be coming over here. It is important that they understand that we aren't all as stupid as "dipshit."

Apparently you have a problem understanding humor.

07-29-2005, 12:57 PM
Electric Guest Casino cash: $	Powerful Liquid!!!! A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a saulbadguy's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson." Last edited by Electric; 07-29-2005 at 01:05 PM..
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Fat Elvis Sexiest Athlete Join Date: Apr 2001 Casino cash: $1191925	Dude, you just need to officially change your username to "dipshit." I've never really read any of your posts before, and if I had, I didn't think one way or another about them. To me, they were inconsequential. Your obvious hard-on for SBG, however, is just annoying as heck. If you want to lay some smack, fine, but first learn how to do it. If you want to tell a joke and make someone the butt of it, then read up on punchlines. I am now convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you are the dumbest poster on the planet. You really should be ashamed of yourself, and if you aren't then it is just more proof that you are a great big idiot. Mods, please just change his username to "dipshit." It is football season and other fans will be coming over here. It is important that they understand that we aren't all as stupid as "dipshit."
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