Your Favorite Toasts

**CosmicPal** · 11-20-2005, 11:56 AM

It's that time of the season where you will most likely be making a few toasts- Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and any of the number of holiday parties you may attend.

What are some of your favorite toasts?

Here's one: "Here's to those who wish us well, those who don't can go to Hell."

For the Irish: "May you be in Heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead."

For the drunk: "Here's to a Merry Christmas this December, to a lot of folks I don't remember"

Frazod · 11-20-2005, 11:58 AM

My least favorites toasts are McCleon, Warfield and Black.

Katipan · 11-20-2005, 11:59 AM

Here's to being single, seeing double, and doing triples

Hammock Parties · 11-20-2005, 11:59 AM

I like raisin toast, personally. Cinammon toast is some good shit, too.

**CosmicPal** · 11-20-2005, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mer

Here's to being single, seeing double, and doing triples

I'll get a couple of guys and we'll be right over.

**jAZ** · 11-20-2005, 12:01 PM

He's to you, he's to me,
The best of Friends, we'll always be,
But if we ever disagree,
Then **** YOU! and he's to me!

Katipan · 11-20-2005, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I'll get a couple of guys and we'll be right over.

What are you going to do?
Watch?

Katipan · 11-20-2005, 12:03 PM

Here's to not being a father.
Don't come in her, come on her.

11-20-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mer

What are you going to do?
Watch?

He'll be doing some math lessons quietly to himself.

**CosmicPal** · 11-20-2005, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mer

What are you going to do?
Watch?

Ouch.

Hammock Parties · 11-20-2005, 12:07 PM

I've always liked the "toasts" scene in Star Trek VI:

GORKON
I give you a toast: the
undiscovered country -
(off their looks)
the future.

All drink ROMULAN ALE, echoing "the undiscovered
country." The KLINGONS eat with their fingers,
scorning utensils.

SPOCK
HAMLET, act three, scene one.

GORKON
You have never experienced
Shakespeare until you have read
him in the original Klingon.

Chang turns to Kirk with a malicious twinkle.

CHANG
"To be or not to be, that is the
question" which preoccupies our
people, Captain Kirk. We need
BREATHING room...

KIRK
I beg your pardon?

KERLA
Captain Kirk, I thought Romulan ale
was illegal.

It takes Kirk a moment to regain his composure.

KIRK
One of the advantages of being
a thousand light years from
Federation headquarters.

Silence.

BONES
To you, Chancellor Gorkon: one of
the architects of our future.

All drink. As Romulan ale flows throughout the scene,
tongues get looser. Gorkon WATCHES.

SCOTTY
Perhaps we are looking at something
of that future here.

Frazod · 11-20-2005, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

I've always liked the "toasts" scene in Star Trek VI:

GORKON
I give you a toast: the
undiscovered country -
(off their looks)
the future.

All drink ROMULAN ALE, echoing "the undiscovered
country." The KLINGONS eat with their fingers,
scorning utensils.

SPOCK
HAMLET, act three, scene one.

GORKON
You have never experienced
Shakespeare until you have read
him in the original Klingon.

Chang turns to Kirk with a malicious twinkle.

CHANG
"To be or not to be, that is the
question" which preoccupies our
people, Captain Kirk. We need
BREATHING room...

KIRK
I beg your pardon?

KERLA
Captain Kirk, I thought Romulan ale
was illegal.

It takes Kirk a moment to regain his composure.

KIRK
One of the advantages of being
a thousand light years from
Federation headquarters.

Silence.

BONES
To you, Chancellor Gorkon: one of
the architects of our future.

All drink. As Romulan ale flows throughout the scene,
tongues get looser. Gorkon WATCHES.

SCOTTY
Perhaps we are looking at something
of that future here.

You SO fucked this up. After the "breathing room" bit, Kirk replies "Earth, Hitler, 1938." Then Chang says "I beg your pardon."

Katipan · 11-20-2005, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

He'll be doing some math lessons quietly to himself.

I'm quoting this to emphasize the math joke because silly man didn't get it the first time.

Hammock Parties · 11-20-2005, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

You SO fucked this up. After the "breathing room" bit, Kirk replies "Earth, Hitler, 1938." Then Chang says "I beg your pardon."

Sorry, I just copied and pasted from a script site. Don't shoot the messenger.

Hammock Parties · 11-20-2005, 12:13 PM

11-20-2005, 11:56 AM
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11-20-2005, 12:07 PM	#11
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4710478	I've always liked the "toasts" scene in Star Trek VI: GORKON I give you a toast: the undiscovered country - (off their looks) the future. All drink ROMULAN ALE, echoing "the undiscovered country." The KLINGONS eat with their fingers, scorning utensils. SPOCK HAMLET, act three, scene one. GORKON You have never experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon. Chang turns to Kirk with a malicious twinkle. CHANG "To be or not to be, that is the question" which preoccupies our people, Captain Kirk. We need BREATHING room... KIRK I beg your pardon? KERLA Captain Kirk, I thought Romulan ale was illegal. It takes Kirk a moment to regain his composure. KIRK One of the advantages of being a thousand light years from Federation headquarters. Silence. BONES To you, Chancellor Gorkon: one of the architects of our future. All drink. As Romulan ale flows throughout the scene, tongues get looser. Gorkon WATCHES. SCOTTY Perhaps we are looking at something of that future here. __________________ Chiefs game films
Posts: 277,884

11-20-2005, 12:13 PM	#15
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4710478	__________________ Chiefs game films
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