How often do you look at porn???

Halfcan · 12-01-2005, 11:38 PM

A girl at work was upset she caught her supposedly "Christian" fiance looking at porn. He pulled a Michael Irvin and said it "Just popped up on its own". Before I could laugh, another guy in the break room stated, "that all guys look up porn-every single day."

They are waiting to have sex until they get married, and she was very upset at the notion that her "Virgin" fiance could be waxing the Harley on a regular basis when she is at work. He supposedly has never masterbated because it is against "Gods way". They are 20 and have been together since kids. She does not want to admit he is whacking, because they have "waited" for so long to be together.

Should I tell her the truth-because she is very sweet, but very niave?

and

How often do you look at porn?

Valiant · 12-01-2005, 11:40 PM

Tell her guys do it daily as for it not being Christian, only the homo priests will tell you that...

Taco John · 12-01-2005, 11:42 PM

20 is way too young to get married.

elvomito · 12-01-2005, 11:43 PM

throw her for a loop and tell her only adultery is wrong, since its with another man's wife, and that premarital sex aka fornicating is ok.

jspchief · 12-01-2005, 11:44 PM

Tell if if she wasn't such a prude, he wouldn't have to be getting it elsewhere.

Mile High Mania · 12-01-2005, 11:44 PM

There's only 1 way that porn pops up on your computer... you go looking for it.

tiptap · 12-01-2005, 11:45 PM

The guy never had a wet dream? Man that is pretty bad to have that kind of cut off valve. It must be backing up on him plenty bad. I would guess that without some practice and understanding of his/her anatomy that both will be hard pressed to really sustain sex acts or their marriage.

chappy · 12-01-2005, 11:46 PM

how dare she... if she don't want him flogging the dolphin then she better be the first one in line to offer up a holy blowjob
and as far as porn goes all guys look at it at some point... heck even my preacher knows that

milkman · 12-01-2005, 11:48 PM

I'm pretty sure you couldn't make to 20 without exploding if you don't "whack".

Katipan · 12-01-2005, 11:51 PM

haahahaah girls are nuts.

Mecca · 12-01-2005, 11:53 PM

If he has truly never whacked off, he'll have to call 911 on their wedding night. "I don't know what happened officer. She was blowing me and it just went off like a gun and blew out the back of her head."

Pitt Gorilla · 12-01-2005, 11:56 PM

Just slap her for being so damn ignorant.

**Dunit35** · 12-01-2005, 11:57 PM

Porn huh? I honestly can say I look at it maybe once a week. You have to download it and that takes too long or you have to have a membership. He'd be lyin if he told her he never whacked it, especially if hes 20.

Mecca · 12-01-2005, 11:58 PM

I think the real question here is, was he looking at regular porn, or some kinda perverted freaky porn?

Mecca · 12-02-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunit35

Porn huh? I honestly can say I look at it maybe once a week. You have to download it and that takes too long or you have to have a membership. He'd be lyin if he told her he never whacked it, especially if hes 20.

If you had a highspeed internet connection it would take care of the time issue.

12-01-2005, 11:38 PM
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	How often do you look at porn??? A girl at work was upset she caught her supposedly "Christian" fiance looking at porn. He pulled a Michael Irvin and said it "Just popped up on its own". Before I could laugh, another guy in the break room stated, "that all guys look up porn-every single day." They are waiting to have sex until they get married, and she was very upset at the notion that her "Virgin" fiance could be waxing the Harley on a regular basis when she is at work. He supposedly has never masterbated because it is against "Gods way". They are 20 and have been together since kids. She does not want to admit he is whacking, because they have "waited" for so long to be together. Should I tell her the truth-because she is very sweet, but very niave? and How often do you look at porn?
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12-01-2005, 11:40 PM	#2
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tiptap Is this it? Join Date: Jan 2004 Casino cash: $10007847	The guy never had a wet dream? Man that is pretty bad to have that kind of cut off valve. It must be backing up on him plenty bad. I would guess that without some practice and understanding of his/her anatomy that both will be hard pressed to really sustain sex acts or their marriage. __________________ Even a superstitious man has certain inalienable rights. He has a right to harbor and indulge his imbecilities as long as he pleases. . . He has a right to argue for them as eloquently as he can, in season and out of season. He has a right to teach them to his children. But certainly he has no right to be protected against the free criticism of those who do not hold them. He has no right to demand that they be treated as sacred. He has no right to preach them without challenge." -H.L. Mencken
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12-01-2005, 11:46 PM	#8
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12-01-2005, 11:48 PM	#9
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Dunit35 Keepin it Real Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oklahoma Casino cash: $1477045	Porn huh? I honestly can say I look at it maybe once a week. You have to download it and that takes too long or you have to have a membership. He'd be lyin if he told her he never whacked it, especially if hes 20.
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12-01-2005, 11:58 PM	#14
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $2557050	I think the real question here is, was he looking at regular porn, or some kinda perverted freaky porn?
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