Wow. Just wow.

Jenny Gump · 03-21-2006, 04:08 PM

I had to run home a minute ago from work. As I approached an intersection with a red light I came up behind a car and this man got out. I saw him reach for his fly, and at first I thought he was zipping it up.

Obviously, my next thought was that he must have some reason to have had it unzipped prior to getting out of the car. There was another guy in the passenger seat. My mind starts thinking very perverted things.

The zipper guy leans against his car, with his hand down around his personal private area, and his feet spread slightly apart, as he is looking around in every direction with a grin on his face. Suddenly, I realize that he isn't zipping...he's unzipping. I look down at the ground, by his feet, and realize, he's taking a whiz right there, on the street, in the middle lane, of a major intersection. He left a puddle, in the middle of the street!

There were cars all around, and I myself was only about 12 feet or so from him. Hey, it takes a lot to offend me, but this was vile. You know the worst part? There's a Walgreens on one corner, a convenience store two blocks from there, and a Subway three blocks. It's not like there aren't places to pee. Jesus.

JimNasium · 03-21-2006, 04:09 PM

Was he hot?

JBucc · 03-21-2006, 04:10 PM

He was marking his territory

JimNasium · 03-21-2006, 04:11 PM

When a guy's gotta go he's gotta go. Never, ever risk bladder damage.

PastorMikH · 03-21-2006, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenny Gump

I had to run home a minute ago from work.

It's kinda chilly today. Couldn't JimN, Zach, or one of the other Planeteers in Springtown have given you a ride so you wouldn't have to run all that way?

Jenny Gump · 03-21-2006, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium

Was he hot?

Yeah. This is the sort of thing hot men do. Pipe down.

Frazod · 03-21-2006, 04:13 PM

There is a part of me that admires people who simply ignore the rules of society.

JimNasium · 03-21-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

It's kinda chilly today. Couldn't JimN, Zach, or one of the other Planeteers in Springtown have given you a ride so you wouldn't have to run all that way?

I'm giving her a ride later tonite.

Sorry Pastor, I couldn't resist. I am a bad, bad man.

Inspector · 03-21-2006, 04:14 PM

Sorry.

I had to pee.

PastorMikH · 03-21-2006, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium

I'm giving her a ride later tonite.

Sorry Pastor, I couldn't resist. I am a bad, bad man.

[prayer]Dear Lord, please don't let him find his little blue pills tonight. Amen.[/prayer]

**gblowfish** · 03-21-2006, 04:15 PM

What? Never seen a trucker bomb launching?

**Skip Towne** · 03-21-2006, 04:15 PM

Hi Jenny. Ya been getting any?

Jenny Gump · 03-21-2006, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium

I'm giving her a ride later tonite.

Gees Jim. There's a man of the cloth in the room.

Hammock Parties · 03-21-2006, 04:16 PM

I'm guessing he saw you in his rearview mirror and was "finishing off."

Jenny Gump · 03-21-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Hi Jenny. Ya been getting any?

More than you've seen the last 20 years, I'm guessin'.

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Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	Wow. Just wow. I had to run home a minute ago from work. As I approached an intersection with a red light I came up behind a car and this man got out. I saw him reach for his fly, and at first I thought he was zipping it up. Obviously, my next thought was that he must have some reason to have had it unzipped prior to getting out of the car. There was another guy in the passenger seat. My mind starts thinking very perverted things. The zipper guy leans against his car, with his hand down around his personal private area, and his feet spread slightly apart, as he is looking around in every direction with a grin on his face. Suddenly, I realize that he isn't zipping...he's unzipping. I look down at the ground, by his feet, and realize, he's taking a whiz right there, on the street, in the middle lane, of a major intersection. He left a puddle, in the middle of the street! There were cars all around, and I myself was only about 12 feet or so from him. Hey, it takes a lot to offend me, but this was vile. You know the worst part? There's a Walgreens on one corner, a convenience store two blocks from there, and a Subway three blocks. It's not like there aren't places to pee. Jesus.
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