Homosapien Design Flaws

**Donger** · 10-20-2006, 11:05 AM

Creator, forgive me, but you did some really stupid stuff when designing the human body. Thanks for giving us brains larger than walnuts (well, some exceptions are inevitable/chiefs4me), but what about 'funny bone?' Did you not think that we would occasionally whack the ulnar nerve? If so, are you sadistic?

What other parts of the human body would you change if you could? What design improvements could be made?

el borracho · 10-20-2006, 11:06 AM

Teeth should either regenerate periodically (like in sharks) or should be much more durable.

ChiefaRoo · 10-20-2006, 11:09 AM

The human body should be twice as strong as it is. Ligaments, bones, muscles etc. Top to bottom.

**RealSNR** · 10-20-2006, 11:14 AM

Great thread idea!

An obvious one is teeth and in general stuff in the mouth. Has anyone found a use for wisdom teeth yet or are they just there to grow in and get infected causing large amounts of pain?

And really, our Creator should have made our teeth out of titanium. I respect the fact that our teeth already are the hardest substances in our body, but I don't see cats or dogs or squirrels brushing their teeth and they seem to do just fine.

Also, a thumb on the foot might be nice. It's not fair that monkeys have them and we don't. Imagine what we could climb/scale if we had the ability to swing and hold onto stuff with our feet.

DMAC · 10-20-2006, 11:18 AM

More body hair , so I would fit in better.

big nasty kcnut · 10-20-2006, 11:22 AM

I would want to have more flexabilty reach hard to reach places and jump higher then anything also to be a little stronger.

CoMoChief · 10-20-2006, 11:22 AM

Make the knees more durable.

CoMoChief · 10-20-2006, 11:22 AM

I'd like to be able to fly also.

Mr. Laz · 10-20-2006, 11:23 AM

regeneration.....

alot of stuff in the body can fix itself but just doesn't.

DMAC · 10-20-2006, 11:23 AM

I guess I don't understand snot. I know we need mucus, but it should be controlled a bit more.

Otter · 10-20-2006, 11:25 AM

Knee caps.

Fish · 10-20-2006, 11:28 AM

Adamantium liver......?

**Donger** · 10-20-2006, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish

Adamantium liver......?

Speaking of Adam Ant, have you seen a recent picture of him? Talk about bad living through modern chemistry.

JBucc · 10-20-2006, 11:36 AM

A longer tounge could be useful. You know so you could grab leaves off of high branches easier.

ChiefaRoo · 10-20-2006, 11:45 AM

Human life span should be double what it currently is. It takes most people a long time to figure out what life is all about and what they want to do and by the time they figure it out their bodies are aging and they can't do what they used to do. Further, having time to develop mentally over a longer period of time would make us a smarter and hopefully wiser race. (a least thats my hope as I'm an optimist).

10-20-2006, 11:05 AM
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10359900 VARSITY	Homosapien Design Flaws Creator, forgive me, but you did some really stupid stuff when designing the human body. Thanks for giving us brains larger than walnuts (well, some exceptions are inevitable/chiefs4me), but what about 'funny bone?' Did you not think that we would occasionally whack the ulnar nerve? If so, are you sadistic? What other parts of the human body would you change if you could? What design improvements could be made?
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10-20-2006, 11:06 AM	#2
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $6389148	Teeth should either regenerate periodically (like in sharks) or should be much more durable.
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10-20-2006, 11:09 AM	#3
ChiefaRoo MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Austin,TX Casino cash: $5157505	The human body should be twice as strong as it is. Ligaments, bones, muscles etc. Top to bottom.
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10-20-2006, 11:14 AM	#4
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2370208	Great thread idea! An obvious one is teeth and in general stuff in the mouth. Has anyone found a use for wisdom teeth yet or are they just there to grow in and get infected causing large amounts of pain? And really, our Creator should have made our teeth out of titanium. I respect the fact that our teeth already are the hardest substances in our body, but I don't see cats or dogs or squirrels brushing their teeth and they seem to do just fine. Also, a thumb on the foot might be nice. It's not fair that monkeys have them and we don't. Imagine what we could climb/scale if we had the ability to swing and hold onto stuff with our feet.
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10-20-2006, 11:18 AM	#5
DMAC MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $10008735	More body hair , so I would fit in better.
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10-20-2006, 11:22 AM	#6
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $1630900	I would want to have more flexabilty reach hard to reach places and jump higher then anything also to be a little stronger. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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10-20-2006, 11:22 AM	#7
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8052254	Make the knees more durable.
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10-20-2006, 11:23 AM	#9
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	regeneration..... alot of stuff in the body can fix itself but just doesn't. __________________
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10-20-2006, 11:28 AM	#12
Fish Ain't no relax! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2288919	Adamantium liver......? __________________
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10-20-2006, 11:36 AM	#14
JBucc MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Casino cash: $10004952	A longer tounge could be useful. You know so you could grab leaves off of high branches easier.
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10-20-2006, 11:45 AM	#15
ChiefaRoo MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Austin,TX Casino cash: $5157505	Human life span should be double what it currently is. It takes most people a long time to figure out what life is all about and what they want to do and by the time they figure it out their bodies are aging and they can't do what they used to do. Further, having time to develop mentally over a longer period of time would make us a smarter and hopefully wiser race. (a least thats my hope as I'm an optimist).
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