Dumb Chiefs Jokes

KC Kings · 01-09-2007, 01:41 PM

Q: What do you call 54 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Mike Solari upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a play off game?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both get killed on the road.

01-09-2007, 01:41 PM	Topic Starter
KC Kings Veteran Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: KC Casino cash: $10004900	Dumb Chiefs Jokes Q: What do you call 54 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Kansas City Chiefs. Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief!! Q: Why was Mike Solari upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill? A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a play off game? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common? A: Both get killed on the road.
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