If you thought Keith Richards snorting his dad's ashes was fucked up...

[Thig Lyfe]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/03/sch....ap/index.html

Authorities: Fifth-graders posted lookout, had sex in class

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory.

"After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close."

Authorities said the incident happened March 27 at the school, which houses students from kindergarten through 12th grade. A high school teacher normally watches the fifth-grade class at the time, but went to an assembly for older students and the class was inadvertently left unattended, Buckley said. (Watch authorities try to determine if a crime was committed Video)

The class, which had around 10 other students, was alone for about 15 minutes, he said.

"When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them," he said.

It took a day for authorities to find out about the incident. A student who had been in the class told a high school student about it the next day, Buckley said. The student told a teacher, and school officials notified the sheriff's office. Detectives began questioning students Thursday.

School officials did not return calls seeking comment.

The students, who were not identified because of their age, were released to their parents after their arrests, Buckley said. They will next be arraigned in juvenile court.

A message seeking comment from the district attorney was not immediately returned.

Buckley said it was unclear what penalties the children could face.

[listopencil]

Gotta keep 'em separated.

[crazycoffey]

whatever happened to smoking in the boys room?

[Crashride]

were they hot

[TinyEvel]

This chit aint funny.

This is some really bad stuff, here.

Yes, when I were 12, I would have been like, "Right on!"

But there is nothing good nor funny about this.

Teach your kids self-respect, everyone.

[crazycoffey]

what, no pictures?



















sorry

[Crashride]

Pics or it didnt happen lol

[Frazod]

IIRC, I was 10 when I was in 5th grade. Kids with earlier birthdays turned 11 in 5th grade. Sounds like this whole thing was orchestrated by a couple of knuckledraggers who had been held back a couple of years. Probably a bad school in a poor neighborhood (New Orleans), and in such a circumstance, sadly it isn't exactly uncommon for kids that young to start screwing each other. But live sex shows in 5th grade? That's a new twist. Jesus.

[Direckshun]

Blame Canada.

[stlchiefs]

A 13 year old 5th grader? Sounds like he was the Ron Jeremy of the group.

[chagrin]

I think snorting the ashes of a parent is worse, much more ****ed up than having sex at a young age, but this is pretty fugged up

[MIAdragon]

I sent that to my boss who has 4 girls, 2 twins that are 12 and a 15 and 17 yr old who he swears there is "NO WAY" they are even thinking about sex much less doing it.

yea he didn’t think it was as funny as I did........

[Direckshun]

I don't even know if I got an erection until 13.

[Mr. Plow]

Originally Posted by chagrin

I think snorting the ashes of a parent is worse, much more ****ed up than having sex at a young age, but this is pretty fugged up

Having sex.....in school....with an audience?

I think this is worse.

[NewChief]

It's really messed up that kids are left alone in a classroom for 15 minutes and the first thing they think is "let's do the nasty!"

At that age, if the teacher left us alone for 15 minutes, we might do something really naughty like write something funny on the chalkboard or have a spitball fight. Man this type of crap makes me worry about raising a kid in this day and age.