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06-11-2007, 11:23 PM | #2 |
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, not this crap again.....
not falling for it. |
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06-11-2007, 11:24 PM | #3 |
Ride on!
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no thats the old testiment god. the new testiment god will ultimately forgive us.
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He's merely punishing you, Jim. Get with the program so the rest of us can be spared.
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06-11-2007, 11:24 PM | #5 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Did somebody say something?
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06-11-2007, 11:28 PM | #6 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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God is a 7 year old burning ants with a magnifying glass.
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06-11-2007, 11:30 PM | #7 | |
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06-11-2007, 11:33 PM | #8 |
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God didn't design the global warming and natural disaster process. He put the world into the hands of men in the beginning. A point too often missed.
Sin has much more profound affect than ticking God off. Death didn't just affect men, but everything that men is a part of. It is a perpetuating process, but will be resolved eventually. |
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06-11-2007, 11:35 PM | #9 |
Ain't no relax!
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........somehow it's a woman's fault...........
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06-11-2007, 11:38 PM | #10 |
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Oh yeah....well that too.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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06-11-2007, 11:42 PM | #12 |
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She's like, "Where do you want it?", right?
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Screw U if U can't take a joke
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Of course, now if we could only get them to admit it! reminds me of an old joke, probably been heard by all, but since I just lost my last Hold'em hand, I'll shoot it out anyway. God made the world and saw that it was good, then he made Adam and again saw that it was all good. He called to Adam one day and said; "Adam, I see you here enjoying the world and all the animals I gave you, but I think I have something else for you to enjoy." Adam, "really, I can't wait, you are a wonderful creator" "Oh, I've been saving this as the 'best for last' creation. I have in mind for you a mate, a partner to enjoy this earth with. I call her 'woman' and she is magnificant. She is like you but different, captivating to look at and a complete joy to be with. You'll lose time in her arms and long for her respect. She'll be more than just a companion, she'll be a care taker for you and grant every wish and desire of your heart. She'll be everything and anything you could ever want." Adam "Sounds awesome, Lord. Where is she?" "well, there is a catch, she'll cost you an arm and a leg" Adam, "Mmmmm, what can I get for a rib, my Lord?" |
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06-11-2007, 11:42 PM | #15 |
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Jim, I'm sure when you were hanging out with Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson 250 years ago, this deism stuff was all the rage, but it doesn't really have a place anymore.
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