Purses, a question to ponder...

PastorMikH · 06-14-2007, 07:21 AM

My wife bought a new purse last week and left the discarded one beside the bed. I was sitting on the bed when I noticed the purse and began to ponder.

Scenario, I'm wearing swim trunks and ask her if she can stick my billfold in her purse she says there really isn't any room that her purse is really full (it really is too). When I mention that she could dump some of the stuff to make room she tells me that there isn't anything that she can get rid of that she needs everything in the purse.

Ok, as I sit there on the bed I realize that she's been carrying a new purse for several days and this purse is still full of crap. That was a week ago, I just checked and the purse is still there full of crap. Then I got to thinking, every purse she used to carry still has crap in it (she once found $10 going through an old purse).

Why do women think they need all the junk in their purses when it is quite evident that they can live without it and not even miss it?

Pushead2 · 06-14-2007, 07:23 AM

That's why I love my girlfriend. She has a wallet

Unless we go out then she has makeup.

KC Jones · 06-14-2007, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pushead2

That's why I love my girlfriend. She has a wallet

Unless we go out then she has makeup.

Strong basis for a relationship there, it's clear this one is going the distance.

Simplex3 · 06-14-2007, 07:26 AM

Women are nucking futs.

Thread closed.

ChiefsfaninPA · 06-14-2007, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

Women are nucking futs.

Thread closed.

**Buehler445** · 06-14-2007, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Pushead2

That's why I love my girlfriend. She has a wallet

Unless we go out then she has makeup.

Mine too! I latched on to her like a leach.

My mom, though, has the library at Alexandria in her purse. I think to some of them that are very busy it allows them to eliminate some of the planning necessary to go out (e.g. grab makeup, make sure you have the checkbook etc.). Others I think are so self-conscious about their looks that they pack a cosmetics store, and hair salon into their purse so they can be sure to look good all the time.

Simply Red · 06-14-2007, 07:41 AM

My wife is polar opposite. She once threw away the cordless phone. She's accidentely threw out a gift card once as well, trying to hurry up and throw out all of the wrapping paper at Christmas (oops.. I meant to say The Holidays) Christmas is a bad word anymore.

Pushead2 · 06-14-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Jones

Strong basis for a relationship there, it's clear this one is going the distance.

StcChief · 06-14-2007, 10:54 AM

They keep 'em full so you can't use them to store your stuff.... they wear out from weight/wear and tear....

excuse to buy an new one to repeat the cycle....

really dumb.

**TinyEvel** · 06-14-2007, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pushead2

That's why I love my girlfriend. She has a wallet

Unless we go out then she has makeup.

Umm, you'd better check again. You might actually be going out with a long haired goth dude.

**Bugeater** · 06-14-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Mine too! I latched on to her like a leach.

My mom, though, has the library at Alexandria in her purse. I think to some of them that are very busy it allows them to eliminate some of the planning necessary to go out (e.g. grab makeup, make sure you have the checkbook etc.). Others I think are so self-conscious about their looks that they pack a cosmetics store, and hair salon into their purse so they can be sure to look good all the time.

I dated a psycho hosebeast one time that did that. She had a duffel bag of a purse complete with a hair dryer, curling iron, you name it. Among other things, it also had at least $80.00 in loose change in it at all times. One of my friends dumped it out in the middle of the floor at a party one time, it took her like 20 minutes to repack the thing. She was pissed.

**luv** · 06-14-2007, 11:22 AM

Wallet, pills, mp3 player, work badge, pen, gum, keys, and phone. Occasionally, compact, eyeliner and lipstick, if I'm wearing makeup that day (which isn't often).

go bo · 06-14-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

My wife is polar opposite. She once threw away the cordless phone. She's accidentely threw out a gift card once as well, trying to hurry up and throw out all of the wrapping paper at Christmas (oops.. I meant to say The Holidays) Christmas is a bad word anymore.

Christmas is never a bad word...

anybody that says that needs a brain transplant...

it's the best time of the year for lots of people, me included...

cookster50 · 06-14-2007, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

500 TAMPONS, Wallet, pills, mp3 player, work badge, pen, gum, keys, and phone. Occasionally, compact, eyeliner and lipstick, if I'm wearing makeup that day (which isn't often).

FYP

Simply Red · 06-14-2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by go bo

Christmas is never a bad word...

anybody that says that needs a brain transplant...

it's the best time of the year for lots of people, me included...

It is BS you're right. Kinda of my point. I was trying to kinda smack around any pcness with that comment.

06-14-2007, 07:21 AM
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9945087	Purses, a question to ponder... My wife bought a new purse last week and left the discarded one beside the bed. I was sitting on the bed when I noticed the purse and began to ponder. Scenario, I'm wearing swim trunks and ask her if she can stick my billfold in her purse she says there really isn't any room that her purse is really full (it really is too). When I mention that she could dump some of the stuff to make room she tells me that there isn't anything that she can get rid of that she needs everything in the purse. Ok, as I sit there on the bed I realize that she's been carrying a new purse for several days and this purse is still full of crap. That was a week ago, I just checked and the purse is still there full of crap. Then I got to thinking, every purse she used to carry still has crap in it (she once found $10 going through an old purse). Why do women think they need all the junk in their purses when it is quite evident that they can live without it and not even miss it?
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Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	My wife is polar opposite. She once threw away the cordless phone. She's accidentely threw out a gift card once as well, trying to hurry up and throw out all of the wrapping paper at Christmas (oops.. I meant to say The Holidays) Christmas is a bad word anymore.
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