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06-21-2007, 12:54 PM | #2 |
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06-21-2007, 12:54 PM | #3 |
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Well, you would have to shoot their dog.
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06-21-2007, 12:54 PM | #4 |
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I love my dog dearly. If someone accidentally shot the dog (and I can't imagine a scenario where that would happen) I would be distraught, but you can't replace the dog with money.
...now a case of Wild Turkey on the other hand...
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06-21-2007, 12:56 PM | #5 |
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I would probably just want the guy to go away nothing he does would make me feel better..... well almost nothing
*Unzips pants*
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06-21-2007, 01:00 PM | #6 |
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My next door neighbors have an Akita. Last night, I was out playing fetch with my dog, a 60 pound mutt. Someone comes over to my neighbor's place, leaves the door open, and the Akita immediately sprints over to my dog to attack her, despite the fact that she was laying down.
Once the offending dog tried to make its move I yanked the back of its collar like I was starting a lawnmower. I'm getting sick of this shit. That's the third time that my dog has been attacked despite no provocation (and it's not like she can't handle herself, but she's also not 130 pound fighting dog). If it happens again, I'm going Dan Dority on that Akita's skull, and I won't feel bad about it.
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06-21-2007, 01:00 PM | #7 | |
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06-21-2007, 01:01 PM | #8 | |
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06-21-2007, 01:01 PM | #9 |
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All of my animals are rescue. I would not want financial compensation, however, I do want a sincere apology.
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06-21-2007, 01:03 PM | #11 |
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HOLY SHIT hahahahaha
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06-21-2007, 01:12 PM | #15 |
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My reaction would be directly related to the circumstances. Was it an accident, an act of foolishness, malice? My reaction would definitely differ.
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