Worst "That Guy"

kcfan82 · 10-26-2007, 07:45 PM

Who are "those guys" that annoy you?

-Bar poker guy
Usually wearing a hoodie or sunglasses in the bar. This guy usually talks about how he has the odds in this one, or how it's "F'IN BULLS%IT" he got rivered and lost his free beer.

-Softball Guy
Wears his highshool baseball pants and stirrups in a D league softball game. He normally plays with other softball guys who drop down levels from where they should be to beat up on lower teams (just there to drink and have fun) so they can make themselves feel better about being losers in life.

Feel free to add

**Rain Man** · 10-26-2007, 07:54 PM

-BS sales guy
Usually dressed in the cheapest clothes of his style, e.g., really bad suit in a dress environment. Tells you a bunch of lies that he's really sincere about, but which immediately tip you off that he's full of baloney. Talks about how he played college football and how he owns this or that or the other thing, and isn't bright enough to do the math, so he implies that he's worth half a billion dollars when you add up all of his claims, and then he leaves and gets into a 12 year-old Camry.

Delano · 10-26-2007, 07:58 PM

Search for the bar stereotype thread and you will find some golden nuggets of comedy goodness.

ct · 10-26-2007, 07:59 PM

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The philosophisers, complete with multiple web link references to support their opinion. And any contrarian linked references are just crap!
...also see Taco John, Hootie, GuntherFan, etc.

**Buehler445** · 10-26-2007, 08:06 PM

The "Buff Guy" weightlifter.

Puts a bunch of weight on the bar. Makes a lot of noise clanking the weighs around. Talks to his buddies about how much weight it is and what is max is (sometimes the math is faulty). Gets some water. Stretches a little bit. Talks to the bar, tells it that its getting handled. Gets some water. Jumps around to stay loose. Gets 3 spotters, sometimes 4 in case one spotter gets hurt. Sets down on the bench. Breathes very heavily, pumping himself up. Readjusts his grip on the bar 42 times. Shakily gets the bar off the rack. Big scream. Needs a spot to get the bar back up. Proceeds to tell everyone what he just threw up on bench.

ChiefsFootball · 10-26-2007, 09:56 PM

I really dislike "That Guy" that always goes around trying to sound like Arnold Schwarzenneger and quotes the hell out of him, "Its not a tumor; who is your daddy and what does he do?" This guy at work habitually does this, and it really pisses me off.

**Bob Dole** · 10-26-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFootball

I really dislike "That Guy" that always goes around trying to sound like Arnold Schwarzenneger and quotes the hell out of him, "Its not a tumor; who is your daddy and what does he do?" This guy at work habitually does this, and it really pisses me off.

Well goddamnit, it ISN'T a tumor.

Pretty much the only one that even registers to Bob Dole is the dickhead that has known your wife/girlfriend since before you met her, insists on coming over to the wife/girlfriend and giving her a big hug or pickup line, then when the wife/girlfriend asks, "Have you met my husband/boyfriend, Bob?", the phuqwit claims that he has not, even though you've been introduced to the dickhead every Friday for the past 6 months.

Of course, the wife/girlfriend is playing a role in this stupid game by repeatedly asking the question, but Mister Amnesia isn't obligated to play along.

**alanm** · 10-26-2007, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

-BS sales guy
Usually dressed in the cheapest clothes of his style, e.g., really bad suit in a dress environment. Tells you a bunch of lies that he's really sincere about, but which immediately tip you off that he's full of baloney. Talks about how he played college football and how he owns this or that or the other thing, and isn't bright enough to do the math, so he implies that he's worth half a billion dollars when you add up all of his claims, and then he leaves and gets into a 12 year-old Camry.

So Kevin.. You've met Warren Buffet I see.

I've known Mr. Buffet for most of my life. Went to school with his son Peter from K-12. I think he was BSing you about the college football though.

blaise · 10-26-2007, 11:05 PM

Fantasy Football Guy- the guy who has to come in Monday morning and give you a breakdown of his entire fantasy football team and how all his points were scored and how he narrowly missed out on other points, as if you give a flying crap. It's like someone telling you all about a golf game he shot last week.

ChiefaRoo · 10-26-2007, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

Fantasy Football Guy- the guy who has to come in Monday morning and give you a breakdown of his entire fantasy football team and how all his points were scored and how he narrowly missed out on other points, as if you give a flying crap. It's like someone telling you all about a golf game he shot last week.

Houshmanzillie.. Championship!!

88TG88 · 10-27-2007, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

The "Buff Guy" weightlifter.

Puts a bunch of weight on the bar. Makes a lot of noise clanking the weighs around. Talks to his buddies about how much weight it is and what is max is (sometimes the math is faulty). Gets some water. Stretches a little bit. Talks to the bar, tells it that its getting handled. Gets some water. Jumps around to stay loose. Gets 3 spotters, sometimes 4 in case one spotter gets hurt. Sets down on the bench. Breathes very heavily, pumping himself up. Readjusts his grip on the bar 42 times. Shakily gets the bar off the rack. Big scream. Needs a spot to get the bar back up. Proceeds to tell everyone what he just threw up on bench.

Add to that the guy who does curls with a 30 pound bar. After three reps he goes to the mirrors and flexes to see how much his muscles have grown.

**Bugeater** · 10-27-2007, 07:40 AM

-The "Callafan" guy

The guy who insists all that ails with Nebraska football is the fault of Frank Solich, and that Bill Callahan will take us to the promised land as long as we give him enough time.

KC Jones · 10-27-2007, 08:09 AM

"The topper"

No matter what story anyone tells, and no matter how inappropriate, the topper is compelled to relate a story of their own that 'tops' the previous one.

Jilly · 10-27-2007, 08:42 AM

"Know it all Guy" - he seems to know everything about everything and is always ready with an answer. He would rather make up an elaborate story to escape the answer to a question he doesn't know then say the words, "I Don't Know."

Jilly · 10-27-2007, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Jones

"The topper"

No matter what story anyone tells, and no matter how inappropriate, the topper is compelled to relate a story of their own that 'tops' the previous one.

this guy....ugh

10-26-2007, 07:45 PM
kcfan82 Starter Join Date: May 2007 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10004900	Worst "That Guy" Who are "those guys" that annoy you? -Bar poker guy Usually wearing a hoodie or sunglasses in the bar. This guy usually talks about how he has the odds in this one, or how it's "F'IN BULLS%IT" he got rivered and lost his free beer. -Softball Guy Wears his highshool baseball pants and stirrups in a D league softball game. He normally plays with other softball guys who drop down levels from where they should be to beat up on lower teams (just there to drink and have fun) so they can make themselves feel better about being losers in life. Feel free to add
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10-26-2007, 07:54 PM	#2
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3288491 VARSITY	-BS sales guy Usually dressed in the cheapest clothes of his style, e.g., really bad suit in a dress environment. Tells you a bunch of lies that he's really sincere about, but which immediately tip you off that he's full of baloney. Talks about how he played college football and how he owns this or that or the other thing, and isn't bright enough to do the math, so he implies that he's worth half a billion dollars when you add up all of his claims, and then he leaves and gets into a 12 year-old Camry. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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10-26-2007, 07:58 PM	#3
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10-26-2007, 07:59 PM	#4
ct u b illian Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: DooDah Casino cash: $10009436	~Intranet BB Know-It-All guy The philosophisers, complete with multiple web link references to support their opinion. And any contrarian linked references are just crap! ...also see Taco John, Hootie, GuntherFan, etc.
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10-26-2007, 08:06 PM	#5
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $2284734	The "Buff Guy" weightlifter. Puts a bunch of weight on the bar. Makes a lot of noise clanking the weighs around. Talks to his buddies about how much weight it is and what is max is (sometimes the math is faulty). Gets some water. Stretches a little bit. Talks to the bar, tells it that its getting handled. Gets some water. Jumps around to stay loose. Gets 3 spotters, sometimes 4 in case one spotter gets hurt. Sets down on the bench. Breathes very heavily, pumping himself up. Readjusts his grip on the bar 42 times. Shakily gets the bar off the rack. Big scream. Needs a spot to get the bar back up. Proceeds to tell everyone what he just threw up on bench.
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10-26-2007, 09:56 PM	#6
ChiefsFootball Chiefs Fan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Casino cash: $10004900	I really dislike "That Guy" that always goes around trying to sound like Arnold Schwarzenneger and quotes the hell out of him, "Its not a tumor; who is your daddy and what does he do?" This guy at work habitually does this, and it really pisses me off.
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10-26-2007, 11:05 PM	#9
blaise In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $9999900	Fantasy Football Guy- the guy who has to come in Monday morning and give you a breakdown of his entire fantasy football team and how all his points were scored and how he narrowly missed out on other points, as if you give a flying crap. It's like someone telling you all about a golf game he shot last week.
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10-27-2007, 07:40 AM	#12
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6252680	-The "Callafan" guy The guy who insists all that ails with Nebraska football is the fault of Frank Solich, and that Bill Callahan will take us to the promised land as long as we give him enough time.
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10-27-2007, 08:09 AM	#13
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	"The topper" No matter what story anyone tells, and no matter how inappropriate, the topper is compelled to relate a story of their own that 'tops' the previous one. __________________ re-sign: to sign again resign: to withdraw from employment
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10-27-2007, 08:42 AM	#14
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $10004925	"Know it all Guy" - he seems to know everything about everything and is always ready with an answer. He would rather make up an elaborate story to escape the answer to a question he doesn't know then say the words, "I Don't Know." __________________ "In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight." — Ram Dass
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