Britney Spears is at it again....

Redrum_69 · 12-21-2007, 09:40 AM

http://www.turnto23.com/news/14902166/detail.html

Local Beaver To Be Killed

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. -- A local beaver who is making a mess of trees near the Kern Recreational Bike Path has been given the death sentence for its crimes.

Nine trees have been gnawed to stumps near the Park at Riverwalk.

Related Article: Bike Path Trees Falling Due To Beaver

Now, state wildlife officials have issued a permit to kill the rodent. They have yet to reveal how.

When asked why officials couldn't just relocate the little vandal, they said that is not an option because the animal’s nature is to stop the flow of water, which could ruin an irrigation canal or destroy more trees at another location.

seclark · 12-21-2007, 09:46 AM

isn't this a repost? yesterday there was a thread about a beaver w/teeth.
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**Dartgod** · 12-21-2007, 09:50 AM

Nice beaver!

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Scaga · 12-21-2007, 09:51 AM

Funny you should post this.
My boss sent me this one this morning:

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
'So what do you think about that Doc ?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season.'
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'
'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the wa ter's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'
'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said ,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

**Iowanian** · 12-21-2007, 09:53 AM

Hello 330 conibear....goodbye beaver.

seclark · 12-21-2007, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Hello 330 conibear....goodbye beaver.

they look kind of funny after they're skinned, don't they?
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**Iowanian** · 12-21-2007, 09:59 AM

Especially with their socks still on.

12-21-2007, 09:40 AM
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	Britney Spears is at it again.... http://www.turnto23.com/news/14902166/detail.html Local Beaver To Be Killed BAKERSFIELD, Calif. -- A local beaver who is making a mess of trees near the Kern Recreational Bike Path has been given the death sentence for its crimes. Nine trees have been gnawed to stumps near the Park at Riverwalk. Related Article: Bike Path Trees Falling Due To Beaver Now, state wildlife officials have issued a permit to kill the rodent. They have yet to reveal how. When asked why officials couldn't just relocate the little vandal, they said that is not an option because the animal’s nature is to stop the flow of water, which could ruin an irrigation canal or destroy more trees at another location.
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12-21-2007, 09:46 AM	#2
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $1699900	isn't this a repost? yesterday there was a thread about a beaver w/teeth. sec
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12-21-2007, 09:50 AM	#3
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $7410000	Nice beaver! Thank you. I just had it stuffed. __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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12-21-2007, 09:51 AM	#4
Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $3831665	Funny you should post this. My boss sent me this one this morning: An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.' 'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the wa ter's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.' 'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said , 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.' __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
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12-21-2007, 09:53 AM	#5
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12-21-2007, 09:59 AM	#7
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4768454	Especially with their socks still on.
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