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Old 03-21-2008, 01:31 PM  
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How many ways can you tell when you live in Podunk, USA?
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1. The only place for a bride to register for her wedding is Wal-Mart.




We just got an invitation to a wedding and the only place the bride is registered is Wal-Mart. It really sucks to be living in Podunk, USA. What's worse is that we have to drive 20 or 30 miles to the 2 nearest Wal-Marts.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:40 PM   #2
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:44 PM   #3
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If people show up at the wedding wearing camouflage.


Interesting note: at my grandfather's funeral, one of my cousins' husbands was wearing camouflage boots at the funeral. Sadly, that's my most enduring memory of that day.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:47 PM   #4
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If people show up at the wedding wearing camouflage.


Interesting note: at my grandfather's funeral, one of my cousins' husbands was wearing camouflage boots at the funeral. Sadly, that's my most enduring memory of that day.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:51 PM   #5
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"Was Rain Man by any chance adopted?"

"Why no!"

"That's amazing."

"Isn't it!?"
My mother's mother, who is apparently a mean old sot, told my mother that she always thought there was a mixup at the hospital, because my mom is the only non-redhead in her family. I've always hoped that there was some member of a European royal family who gave birth while visiting northwest Missouri in the 40s.
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:59 PM   #6
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:00 PM   #7
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My mother's mother, who is apparently a mean old sot, told my mother that she always thought there was a mixup at the hospital, because my mom is the only non-redhead in her family. I've always hoped that there was some member of a European royal family who gave birth while visiting northwest Missouri in the 40s.
Probably an alien, Rain Man. Sorry.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:02 PM   #8
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How many ways can you tell when you live in Podunk, USA? .

I'f you've ever had to climb to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor.....
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:05 PM   #9
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I'f you've ever had to climb to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor.....
Thank you Jeff Foxworthy.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:06 PM   #10
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I'f you've ever had to climb to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor.....
I didn't know Jeff Foxworthy read the planet.....
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:06 PM   #11
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I'f you've ever had to climb to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor.....
I hope that's not coming to this version of Podunk USA
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:25 PM   #12
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:57 PM   #13
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I watched a couple of episodes of that redneck wedding show. The 350lb bride kept freaking out because she couldn't find her teeth
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:20 PM   #14
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I watched a couple of episodes of that redneck wedding show. The 350lb bride kept freaking out because she couldn't find her teeth
I guess redneck and podunk might be related. Good news there isn't any 350 lb females in this town that has any chance of getting married if they aren't already married!
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:29 PM   #15
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I guess redneck and podunk might be related. Good news there isn't any 350 lb females in this town that has any chance of getting married if they aren't already married!
rednecks usually occupy podunk towns...
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