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Old 10-08-2008, 12:56 PM  
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CRONUS/Simply Red: An apricot chicken in every pot
Following a crushing blow to opponents, the CRONUS/Simply Red campaign is now promising something no other can - an apricot chicken in every pot.

The CRONUS/Simply Red campaign has uncovered evidence linking Direckshun to the purchase of thousands of dollars over the years in Soviet chicken, injecting them with Korean hormones and covering them in Saudi Arabian cheeses.

Bad Girl has been quoted in major publications as saying she doesn’t even like American food. She prefers Chinese, specifically cashew chicken. Well she can have her Chinese chicken.

CRONUS and Simply Red will only buy American chickens, from American farmers, who speak American.

Further, CRONUS and Simply Red will not under any circumstances give any chicken to those Donkey Cheating Bastards (DCB). The DCBs have been fed enough. Feeding the DCBs only furthers their efforts to procreate. And we don’t need any more DCBs.

“We can get this done. It’s for the people,” CRONUS said at a rally on Wednesday. “Those Donko Cheating Bastards are on their last legs, and now is the time for this plan to take flight.”

Simply Red added, “The era of the apricot is upon us. It’s important to the kids; it’s important to the veterans; it’s important to God.”

The Cronus/Simply Red campaign approves this statement.

* The Cronus/Simply Red campaign assumes no responsibility for recklessly associating opponents as rivals
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:32 PM   #2
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range fed poultry only?
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:34 PM   #3
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:35 PM   #4
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:35 PM   #5
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Following a crushing blow to opponents, the CRONUS/Simply Red campaign is now promising something no other can - an apricot chicken in every pot.

The CRONUS/Simply Red campaign has uncovered evidence linking Direckshun to the purchase of thousands of dollars over the years in Soviet chicken, injecting them with Korean hormones and covering them in Saudi Arabian cheeses.

Bad Girl has been quoted in major publications as saying she doesn’t even like American food. She prefers Chinese, specifically cashew chicken. Well she can have her Chinese chicken.

CRONUS and Simply Red will only buy American chickens, from American farmers, who speak American.

Further, CRONUS and Simply Red will not under any circumstances give any chicken to those Donkey Cheating Bastards (DCB). The DCBs have been fed enough. Feeding the DCBs only furthers their efforts to procreate. And we don’t need any more DCBs.

“We can get this done. It’s for the people,” CRONUS said at a rally on Wednesday. “Those Donko Cheating Bastards are on their last legs, and now is the time for this plan to take flight.”

Simply Red added, “The era of the apricot is upon us. It’s important to the kids; it’s important to the veterans; it’s important to God.”

The Cronus/Simply Red campaign approves this statement.

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Old 10-08-2008, 01:53 PM   #6
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It is high time that American grown apricots and American grown chicken work together in American cast iron dutch ovens, simmering gently as nature intended, their aromas wafting through our American homes, filling them with the unmistakable smell of morality as the chicken's estrogen swells the large American breasts of this nation's wives and mothers.

Direckshun would send the jobs af these hard working chickens and apricots overseas in the name of corporate profit. We can not allow that to happen. Vote Cronus/Simply Red for American made comfort foods.
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Old 10-08-2008, 02:06 PM   #8
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Make it an apricot BMW and we can start talking....
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Old 10-08-2008, 02:08 PM   #9
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Old 10-08-2008, 02:08 PM   #10
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Old 10-08-2008, 02:42 PM   #11
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So what you're saying is that Direkshun is a communist?
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:47 PM   #12
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So what you're saying is that Direkshun is a communist?
no, he just quit.
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:52 PM   #13
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So I should vote for Ron Paul then?...
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:54 PM   #14
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So I should vote for Ron Paul then?...

Um, you didn't even join our crew. I've been nothing but cool to you. This is BS!
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I think Cronus needs an aprioct chicken in his hand instead of a fiery chiefsplanet.
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