Crude but funny

Frankie · 11:15 AM

Though how do you define crude for this forum? (Sorry if repost.)

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

The Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

beach tribe · 11-07-2008, 11:11 AM

Real knee slapper.

talastan · 11-07-2008, 11:14 AM

(rimshot...crash)

Frankie · 11-07-2008, 11:15 AM

Now let's hear from people of good taste and ability to understand humor.

**Dartgod** · 11-07-2008, 11:17 AM

I see you have accessed my email from 3 years ago. How did you do that?

Frankie · 11-07-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I see you have accessed my email from 3 years ago. How did you do that?

If I told you how I would have to kill you.

**Gonzo** · 11-07-2008, 11:28 AM

I thought it was a very lovely story.....

**bogey** · 11-07-2008, 12:14 PM

I read it out loud to some people in my office and got some laughs.
Thanks.

**chasedude** · 11-07-2008, 01:56 PM

So if I start walking around the bar with a stiffy I can blame it on someone spiking my drink?

Wait it may not be spiked after all

11-07-2008, 10:56 AM
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	Crude but funny Though how do you define crude for this forum? (Sorry if repost.) In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. The Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Last edited by Frankie; 11-07-2008 at 11:15 AM..
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11-07-2008, 11:11 AM	#2
beach tribe Keep doubting J MFing Houston Join Date: May 2007 Location: ft.lauderdale Casino cash: $4728036	Real knee slapper.
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Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	Now let's hear from people of good taste and ability to understand humor.
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Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $7100000	I see you have accessed my email from 3 years ago. How did you do that? __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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bogey Supporter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Casino cash: $10005290	I read it out loud to some people in my office and got some laughs. Thanks.
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11-07-2008, 01:56 PM	#9
chasedude Supporter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: St. Joe Casino cash: $10004900	So if I start walking around the bar with a stiffy I can blame it on someone spiking my drink? Wait it may not be spiked after all
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