Life My pants have a name tag.

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2010, 09:53 PM

I just noticed it. It's about the third time I've worn them, and I saw it when I was changing after work.

Should I fill it out? I'm trying to figure out what type of situation I could end up in where I would need a name tag to identify my pants. Has anyone else been in such a situation?

It seems to me that, first of all, I'd have to be in a situation where my pants are off, and I have very few of those outside my home. Second, it seems like it would have to be a situation where I'm trying to find my pants in a group of other pants, or a situation where there's some sort of conflict about who owns the pants. Can someone give me an example?

And even more perplexing is the rest of the tag. It's got two lines, and the first line asks for my name. The second line asks for the date.

The date? Why would I need to put a date on my pants? (Calendar date, not girl date. That one, I would understand.) Are these pants meant for a person who rotates his pants out after a year or two? Is it some kind of proof of purchase? If the pants are worn out, it seems like I'd know it from the material rather than the date.

**DaFace** · 01-12-2010, 09:56 PM

Maybe it's like a dog tag for drunk college students or something. When you find them passed out in your yard, you can help them find their way home.

**Gonzo** · 01-12-2010, 09:57 PM

You could write Ditka on them. That would make them awesome.
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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-12-2010, 09:59 PM

When I read this thread title the Oscar Meyer song immediately came into my head. I thought I was going to open this up and see; "It's K-E-V-I-N!" I was disappointed.

RippedmyFlesh · 01-12-2010, 10:01 PM

Prob supposed to be used by some sort of inspector. Signing your pants doesn't seem logical.

Christofire · 01-12-2010, 10:07 PM

That's my dream: To find a restaurant or club where you have to check your pants at the door. Darn tootin' you'll be glad you wrote your name in 'em.
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RJ · 01-12-2010, 10:08 PM

Suppose you're in bed with a married woman and her husband comes home and the woman hands you your clothes and sends you out the window but she forgets your pants? And suppose her husband looks like Mr. T and he's in the mob and he finds your pants and your name and address are right there inside them and then him and George the Animal Steele come to your house and murderize you?

Absolutely, under no circumstances, should you fill out that name tag.

**Gonzo** · 01-12-2010, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Christofire

That's my dream: To find a restaurant or club where you have to check your pants at the door. Darn tootin' you'll be glad you wrote your name in 'em.
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"Darn tootin" is a highly underused phrase IMO.
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**Rain Man** · 01-12-2010, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

"Darn tootin" is a highly underused phrase IMO.
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Especially as it relates to pants.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 01-12-2010, 10:36 PM

Those are swinger/orgy pants

Slayer Diablo · 01-13-2010, 01:07 AM

So suppose you have an evil twin who goes by a different name and wears the same size pants. He comes into the house, plays Kevin, and runs. Probably for the sake of being naked while he acts like you, he strips, but he hears a car outside before even thinking about his clothes. Your evil twin quickly puts his clothes back on, but there's one problem: He grabs the wrong pants! Now, it's possible that he wrote "Kevin" on the tag just in case this situation occurred, but you have a additional way of knowing they're yours: the date. There's only a snowball's chance in hell that he could've gotten the date correct.

RustShack · 01-13-2010, 01:11 AM

Where do you work?

ChiefJustice · 01-13-2010, 01:17 AM

It's cheaper than implanting a chip into your head while you sleep.

**007** · 01-13-2010, 01:27 AM

Wait, I wonder how much extra you actually paid for that name tag to even be there.

ChiefJustice · 01-13-2010, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru

Wait, I wonder how much extra you actually paid for that name tag to even be there.

They are proly apricot colored jeans.

01-12-2010, 09:53 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3318491 VARSITY	My pants have a name tag. I just noticed it. It's about the third time I've worn them, and I saw it when I was changing after work. Should I fill it out? I'm trying to figure out what type of situation I could end up in where I would need a name tag to identify my pants. Has anyone else been in such a situation? It seems to me that, first of all, I'd have to be in a situation where my pants are off, and I have very few of those outside my home. Second, it seems like it would have to be a situation where I'm trying to find my pants in a group of other pants, or a situation where there's some sort of conflict about who owns the pants. Can someone give me an example? And even more perplexing is the rest of the tag. It's got two lines, and the first line asks for my name. The second line asks for the date. The date? Why would I need to put a date on my pants? (Calendar date, not girl date. That one, I would understand.) Are these pants meant for a person who rotates his pants out after a year or two? Is it some kind of proof of purchase? If the pants are worn out, it seems like I'd know it from the material rather than the date.
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01-12-2010, 09:56 PM	#2
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $2026899	Maybe it's like a dog tag for drunk college students or something. When you find them passed out in your yard, you can help them find their way home.
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RJ Supporter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $9965202	Suppose you're in bed with a married woman and her husband comes home and the woman hands you your clothes and sends you out the window but she forgets your pants? And suppose her husband looks like Mr. T and he's in the mob and he finds your pants and your name and address are right there inside them and then him and George the Animal Steele come to your house and murderize you? Absolutely, under no circumstances, should you fill out that name tag.
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01-13-2010, 01:07 AM	#11
Slayer Diablo Cross with me Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9994900	So suppose you have an evil twin who goes by a different name and wears the same size pants. He comes into the house, plays Kevin, and runs. Probably for the sake of being naked while he acts like you, he strips, but he hears a car outside before even thinking about his clothes. Your evil twin quickly puts his clothes back on, but there's one problem: He grabs the wrong pants! Now, it's possible that he wrote "Kevin" on the tag just in case this situation occurred, but you have a additional way of knowing they're yours: the date. There's only a snowball's chance in hell that he could've gotten the date correct.
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