Bench Grbac - Re-Sign Blundin

10-23-2000, 04:02 PM

As Bob Dole sat in the terminal this morning watching the crew stow the luggage and go through the pre-flight checklists, Bob Dole began to ponder the unrealized potential of Matt Blundin.

Man, could that guy carry a clipboard! His uniform was always neat a clean, and his cap was never the slightest bit askew. Bob Dole can't remember any interceptions or fumbles, either. Great posture, too! And hardly even got tangled up the headset cords. A graceful man, he was.

We all know Grbac is just playing out his a$$ and it's only a matter of time before he throws an interception. Bob Dole hopes Gunther gets proactive and benches Elvis before he makes a mistake.

wutamess · 10-23-2000, 04:07 PM

YEAH, Grback could seriously screw this whole "winning" thing up. I hope he hurries the process up. I am starting to get leary. But, I would much rather the replacement be someone with more talent, say Stephen Hawking!!! YEAH!!!

Yosef_Malkovitch · 10-23-2000, 04:07 PM

How very insightful, Bob! Don't you have a flight to catch? [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

Yosef_Malkovitch · 10-23-2000, 04:09 PM

Bring back Ted White. He never got a fair chance. I think Gunther has something against White & Cloud. Like, maybe he was frightened we'd end up with a toiletpaper backfield someday.....

10-23-2000, 04:11 PM

Yeah. Saturday morning.

Yosef_Malkovitch · 10-23-2000, 04:18 PM

I trust you'll be enjoying some of the local talent in the city of lights this week. I'll be there the first weekend in December.....

10-23-2000, 04:32 PM

Not much into the shows or revues. Watched most of the shows when Bob Dole lived here, and if Bob Dole wants to watch a woman take off her clothes, he'd prefer to spend money on dinner and drinks and have it happen in the privacy of the room.

Yosef_Malkovitch · 10-23-2000, 04:34 PM

"Enjoying" the local talent would infer (IMHO) partaking, not viewing. Will you be enjoying some of the local talent?

Cannibal · 10-23-2000, 04:40 PM

Matt Blundin? What are you talking about Dole? It's all about Mike Elkins...

10-24-2000, 09:06 PM

Bob Dole has no specific plans dealing with the local talent, Phil.

(Bob Dole pretty much burned all those bridges 4 years ago...)

10-25-2000, 05:26 AM

Actually, I preferred Mark Vlasic... nothing like a good QB named after a pickle.

Good point Mr. Dole, however, the whiners are getting fewer and fewer

Chieffan · 10-25-2000, 05:48 AM

QBOTF is already signed........ Tom Clements, seems he had a very long term contract with Lamar

ddpatterson · 10-25-2000, 06:18 AM

Why not put Jimmy Raye in at QB. He's a Mich. QB in his college days, and he could call his own plays. With him, I see a SB on the horizon.

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Gracie Dean · 10-25-2000, 07:13 AM

Yeah, I heard that Vlasic was running through the mountains in Gautemala or Venezuala [or some sh!+ like that] and was in the best shape of his life. Reports were that one could discern the beginnings of a "six pack."

I say we sign him, drop him, and hope the Faders sign him and bench Gannon.

10-23-2000, 04:07 PM	#2
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $5161637	YEAH, Grback could seriously screw this whole "winning" thing up. I hope he hurries the process up. I am starting to get leary. But, I would much rather the replacement be someone with more talent, say Stephen Hawking!!! YEAH!!!
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10-23-2000, 04:07 PM	#3
Yosef_Malkovitch The Lurkiest Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Wichita, KS. Casino cash: $4415999	How very insightful, Bob! Don't you have a flight to catch? [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
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10-23-2000, 04:09 PM	#4
Yosef_Malkovitch The Lurkiest Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Wichita, KS. Casino cash: $4415999	Bring back Ted White. He never got a fair chance. I think Gunther has something against White & Cloud. Like, maybe he was frightened we'd end up with a toiletpaper backfield someday.....
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10-23-2000, 04:11 PM	#5
htismaqe Guest Casino cash: $	Yeah. Saturday morning.
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10-23-2000, 04:18 PM	#6
Yosef_Malkovitch The Lurkiest Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Wichita, KS. Casino cash: $4415999	I trust you'll be enjoying some of the local talent in the city of lights this week. I'll be there the first weekend in December.....
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10-23-2000, 04:02 PM
htismaqe Guest Casino cash: $	As Bob Dole sat in the terminal this morning watching the crew stow the luggage and go through the pre-flight checklists, Bob Dole began to ponder the unrealized potential of Matt Blundin. Man, could that guy carry a clipboard! His uniform was always neat a clean, and his cap was never the slightest bit askew. Bob Dole can't remember any interceptions or fumbles, either. Great posture, too! And hardly even got tangled up the headset cords. A graceful man, he was. We all know Grbac is just playing out his a$$ and it's only a matter of time before he throws an interception. Bob Dole hopes Gunther gets proactive and benches Elvis before he makes a mistake.
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10-23-2000, 04:32 PM	#7
htismaqe Guest Casino cash: $	Not much into the shows or revues. Watched most of the shows when Bob Dole lived here, and if Bob Dole wants to watch a woman take off her clothes, he'd prefer to spend money on dinner and drinks and have it happen in the privacy of the room.
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10-23-2000, 04:34 PM	#8
Yosef_Malkovitch The Lurkiest Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Wichita, KS. Casino cash: $4415999	"Enjoying" the local talent would infer (IMHO) partaking, not viewing. Will you be enjoying some of the local talent?
Posts: 2,747

10-23-2000, 04:40 PM	#9
Cannibal Better to burn out... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bible Thumping Country Casino cash: $10010618	Matt Blundin? What are you talking about Dole? It's all about Mike Elkins...
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10-24-2000, 09:06 PM	#10
htismaqe Guest Casino cash: $	Bob Dole has no specific plans dealing with the local talent, Phil. (Bob Dole pretty much burned all those bridges 4 years ago...)
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10-25-2000, 05:26 AM	#11
AustinChief Guest Casino cash: $	Actually, I preferred Mark Vlasic... nothing like a good QB named after a pickle. Good point Mr. Dole, however, the whiners are getting fewer and fewer
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10-25-2000, 05:48 AM	#12
Chieffan Starter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	QBOTF is already signed........ Tom Clements, seems he had a very long term contract with Lamar
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10-25-2000, 06:18 AM	#13
ddpatterson Starter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Why not put Jimmy Raye in at QB. He's a Mich. QB in his college days, and he could call his own plays. With him, I see a SB on the horizon. ------------------ [b]Red Eyes[/b] [i]Chinn Up.[/i] [b]The [i]SitCom[/i] must die!!</B>
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10-25-2000, 07:13 AM	#14
Gracie Dean MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Yeah, I heard that Vlasic was running through the mountains in Gautemala or Venezuala [or some sh!+ like that] and was in the best shape of his life. Reports were that one could discern the beginnings of a "six pack." I say we sign him, drop him, and hope the Faders sign him and bench Gannon.
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