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Old 11-19-2011, 06:52 PM  
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Hilarious Door-to-Door sales pitch...


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Old 11-19-2011, 07:02 PM   #2
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:05 PM   #3
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i found that kinda annoying.....maybe its the weed
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:17 PM   #4
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Can you imagine how difficult it must be to sell shit door to door?

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Old 11-19-2011, 07:34 PM   #5
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:35 PM   #6
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:42 PM   #7
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:44 PM   #8
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Haha I hope they bought it. That guy is more entertaining than half the shit on TV.
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:55 PM   #9
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About 5-6 years ago I had a kid come up selling very similar stuff, might have been the same stuff, with a very similar act. The guy on the video had some better lines, but the guy who sold me did some very similar things joking the entire time. I bought it simply because of the presentation. I guess it was ok stuff...
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Old 11-19-2011, 08:54 PM   #11
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I could see a reality show on door-to-door salesmen being pretty interesting.
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:52 PM   #12
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:53 PM   #13
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Old 11-19-2011, 10:12 PM   #14
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