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Old 06-27-2013, 05:06 PM  
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My Five Wives

They all live inside the same woman. They don't always get along with one another. They only show up one at a time, but can change places in the blink of an eye.

GIRLFRIEND WIFE - I am on my hands and knees in love with this woman with every fiber of my being, heart and soul. Absolute devotion eternal. If she were the only one in there, I would be the luckiest and happiest man alive. The other four are jealous because I go kiss her every few minutes when she is in the other room for a while. She has only one flaw. Sometimes she turns into

BOSS WIFE - I like her, but she makes me nervous as hell. She is hard to please most of the time. When she is not, she is downright impossible to please. When that happens, enter

STUBBORN WIFE - Every once in a great while, she is actually cute and can be reasoned with. When she shows up, something bad is going to happen. Like

MAD & HATEFUL WIFE - Can't stand her. Don't want to be around her. When she shows up, she always stays too long. If you try to reason with her, enter

PSYCHO WIFE - She beats anything I ever seen. Scares me to death. If you ever actually SEE Psycho Wife, DUCK!!!!!

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Old 06-27-2013, 05:09 PM   #2
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Old 06-27-2013, 05:16 PM   #3
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Is this Chiefsplanet or the psychology forum?
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Old 06-27-2013, 05:22 PM   #4
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Is this Chiefsplanet or the psychology forum?
You must be looking for complaints. That's down the hall, second door on the left.

This is the TIC department for old married people.

You be sure and have a real great day.

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Old 06-27-2013, 05:22 PM   #5
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Old 06-27-2013, 09:37 PM   #6
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You must be looking for complaints. That's down the hall, second door on the left.

This is the TIC department for old married people.

You be sure and have a real great day.

Dinny
Then tell her this crap. She's your best friend isn't she? Discuss it with her, we don't need to hear it. Consider yourself blessed to be married at all.
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Old 06-27-2013, 09:45 PM   #7
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this is why my relationships don't last too long. I don't deal with bullshit and games.
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Old 06-28-2013, 06:02 AM   #8
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this is why my relationships don't last too long. I don't deal with bullshit and games.
And yet you root for the chiefs.....
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Old 06-28-2013, 06:04 AM   #9
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Old 06-28-2013, 06:05 AM   #10
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Old 06-28-2013, 06:41 AM   #11
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Old 06-28-2013, 07:42 AM   #12
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This seems like it was taken from a mid-90s AOL chain email.

Where are all of the asterisks and tildes?

Scroll down and you will have good luck.

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Old 06-28-2013, 08:55 AM   #13
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Old 06-28-2013, 08:59 AM   #14
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This seems like it was taken from a mid-90s AOL chain email.

Where are all of the asterisks and tildes?

Scroll down and you will have good luck.

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Old 06-28-2013, 10:04 AM   #15
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I have had #4 and #5 wives. Thats why there won't be a Number 3 wife.

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