Football Skip Bayless is a complete pansy

ILChief · 12-13-2013, 06:27 AM

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=10115971

What a loser

Snow joke
Skip Bayless [ARCHIVE]

ESPN.com | December 12, 2013

Hunter Martin/Philadelphia Eagles/Getty Images
Glover Quin (27) of the Detroit Lions falls down in the snow near Bryce Brown (34) of the Philadelphia Eagles on Dec. 8.
If you're dreaming of a white NFL Christmas, I say bah humbug.

You sing, "Let it snow!" I say let it go.

For me, watching football played in the snow is abominable, as in snowman.

During Sunday's early games played in the Northeast and Midwest, it once more hit me like an avalanche why I have long wished every National Football League game were played in a climate-controlled dome:

I can't stand seeing the great game of football reduced to an unwatchable joke by snowstorms. Or driving rain. Or howling wind chill.

That's right, Frosty: I have long believed every NFL team should play inside, even in San Diego and Miami -- at least with a retractable roof. One day, I believe, every team will.

You harrumph and say, "We purists believe football was meant to be played in the elements!" Yeah, maybe in the late 1800s. Give it up, Trapper John. We have indoor plumbing now -- and indoor football that makes the wintertime experience far better for players and fans alike. What beats a Super Bowl in the Superdome? Why should "real men" and "real women" suffer frostbite to support their teams?

Trust me, you cannot love football any more than I do. I'd like to think I'm a modernized purist. I just want to see the greatest players in the world be able to prove who's best in perfect conditions. Please, let's lock out Mother Nature.

No, I did not mean to offend you, Oh Great Lady. I just fear what you're going to do to our next Super Bowl, XLVIII, which will be played at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J., the evening of Feb. 2. Naturally, several long-range forecasts warn of freezing precipitation, notably the Farmers' Almanac, which is right about 80 percent of the time: "Intense storm, heavy rain, snow, strong winds. This could seriously impact Super Bowl XLVIII."

Oh, fun!

That's what I really despise about the strong possibility of a Snow Bowl XLVIII: It could become the most talked-about Super Bowl ever. Millions of fans who don't take football all that seriously would gleefully tweet what a hilarious sight this is.

LOL! Look at those hundred-million-dollar prima donnas slipping and falling like cows on ice!

That's why a lot of snow-blind people loved watching the Detroit-Philadelphia game Sunday. What funny fun! Watchin' in a Winter Wonderland!

I had planned to watch two of the NFL's most explosive offenses do battle in a pivotal NFC game. Five real minutes in, I tweeted my disgust and didn't watch another second.

Joke.

The Detroit Lions, I believe, are better than the Philadelphia Eagles. The Lions would've won on a cold, clear day in Philly. The unpredicted severity of snowfall leveled the playing field beneath what looked like a foot of white.

The Lions would've had a far better chance with Reggie Bush. As Eagles running back LeSean McCoy proved with a franchise-record 217 yards rushing -- he did switch to longer cleats -- defensive linemen couldn't get any traction and linebackers and defensive backs often looked as if they were just learning to walk. Reggie would've run wild, too, but he slipped in the pregame snow, aggravated a calf injury and did not play.

Neither quarterback was sacked. Neither team attempted a field goal and both teams went for two after each touchdown. Yard lines and sidelines often weren't visible. The Lions fumbled seven times. Enduring image: Calvin Johnson, the NFL's best receiver, coming up from a catch (one of only three) with a face mask full of snow.

This was not football.

Neither were several other "classic" games with which I had some involvement.

AP Photo
The Ice Bowl remains a classic American sporting event. But should it have even been played?
As a Cowboys nut in 1967, I was convinced my team would beat the dreaded Packers in Green Bay, Wis., for the NFL championship. My team had the more electrifying deep-ball combo: Don Meredith bombs away to Bob Hayes.

But Dallas was dealt the coldest game in NFL history -- minus-13 with a wind chill of minus-48. Meredith managed to complete 10 of 25 passes for all of 59 yards. Hayes caught three for 16. Green Bay won 21-17.

Yes, Green Bay had earned the right to play that game at home in whatever weather. But did that game prove which team was best? NO. That wasn't a fair fight because that wasn't a football game. That was climbing Everest.

I covered the "Joe Montana Cotton Bowl" in something like minus-6 wind chill. It was so cut-through-you cold that a Notre Dame coach named Gruden wouldn't let his son Jon, then in high school, watch from the sideline, sending him instead to the heated team bus. Montana suffered hypothermia and needed chicken soup to raise his temperature at halftime.

The Houston Cougars, the better team, led 34-12 before their brains froze in the fourth quarter. With punts being blown back to Houston's punter, wind-at-his-back Montana scored 23 straight points and his legend was born in a 35-34 win.

The stands were virtually empty. The game shouldn't have been played.

Don't tell me "tropical" cities don't need a dome. I covered a Super Bowl in San Diego -- the Doug Williams game -- in which one end was a quagmire from week-before rain. Peyton Manning won his one Super Bowl in a steady rain in Miami.

I covered the "Tuck Rule Game" -- or Snow Job -- in Foxborough, Mass. The Raiders were the better team but heavy snow kept the score low and close. The Raiders should've won -- Tom Brady clearly fumbled late, down 13-10 -- but Adam Vinatieri did display astonishing balance in avoiding slipping to nail the tying 45-yarder into the wind/snow and a slightly easier winner in overtime.

Home-crowd advantage should be enough. Home-blizzard advantage is absurd.

So many weather-tainted eyesores: the minus-59 wind chill in Cincinnati that denied San Diego Hall of Famer Dan Fouts a Super Bowl shot … the Soldier Field "Fog Bowl" in 1988 … even the Leon Lett snow-slide fumble that cost Jimmy Johnson's Cowboys a Thanksgiving Day game.

As I sit here watching the snow fall in Bristol, Conn., I leave you with words of wisdom once delivered to me by the visionary who was Tex Schramm, who created and built the Dallas Cowboys and helped Pete Rozelle run the NFL.

In 1980, Schramm predicted to me that every NFL city would one day have a retractable-roof dome, but that in the more distant future, every game would be played on a made-for-TV soundstage -- without fans! Cameras would take fans so far inside helmets and huddles and locker rooms that football would be best savored in living rooms or sports bars.

For now, that's beyond my comprehension -- shades of "Hunger Games."

But one day in the near future, you will realize how right I am about football belonging inside. That day just might be Feb. 2.

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**007** · 12-13-2013, 06:29 AM

Wine and cheese

big nasty kcnut · 12-13-2013, 06:32 AM

Douche thy name is bayless.

Cheater5 · 12-13-2013, 07:21 AM

Wrote the man who never played the game.

I don't even care that he didn't even play in H.S. let alone college, but a person who wrote that never once as a kid put on his sweats, favorite T-shirt and met his friends after school at a park, vacant lot, or a school field to play football with his friends. Snowing outside? Awesome. Put on another sweatshirt, pajamas or long underwear under your sweats (or jeans)and Wonder bread bags over your socks. Pick teams and mark the corner of the goal lines with a bike, and a trash can. The kid with the big arm would "kick off" and it was on...nobody got more than a bloody nose or jammed fingers, and you'd play long after dark. The score was something like 56-49, and you would talk shit to the other team after scoring as each side would get ready for the next kickoff, "losers walk, sucka!". People slowly driving by through the ice and snow couldn't help but stare; women would think "they must be freezing", and men would be thinking "wish I was out there."

Whenever I go home and drive by that park all I can think of are those games. And man, whether it's tailgating at Arrowhead in December or watching games like the ones last Sunday I think THAT is what makes football awesome.

Bayless doesn't love football. He doesn't even know it.

**007** · 12-13-2013, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheater5

Wrote the man who never played the game.

I don't even care that he didn't even play in H.S. let alone college, but a person who wrote that never once as a kid put on his sweats, favorite T-shirt and met his friends after school at a park, vacant lot, or a school field to play football with his friends. Snowing outside? Awesome. Put on another sweatshirt, pajamas or long underwear under your sweats (or jeans)and Wonder bread bags over your socks. Pick teams and mark the corner of the goal lines with a bike, and a trash can. The kid with the big arm would "kick off" and it was on...nobody got more than a bloody nose or jammed fingers, and you'd play long after dark. The score was something like 56-49, and you would talk shit to the other team after scoring as each side would get ready for the next kickoff, "losers walk, sucka!". People slowly driving by through the ice and snow couldn't help but stare; women would think "they must be freezing", and men would be thinking "wish I was out there."

Whenever I go home and drive by that park all I can think of are those games. And man, whether it's tailgating at Arrowhead in December or watching games like the ones last Sunday I think THAT is what makes football awesome.

Bayless doesn't love football. He doesn't even know it.

**hometeam** · 12-13-2013, 08:00 AM

He has always been a contrarian, he says shit just to say shit, plus he's a pussy.

Football is played outside.

ChiefRocka · 12-13-2013, 08:10 AM

The fog game, ice bowl, tuck rule game, Leon lett toboggan game, philly snow game. All iconic games played in the sport we love.

ChiefRocka · 12-13-2013, 08:11 AM

blaise · 12-13-2013, 08:11 AM

Posting this is exactly the kind of reaction he wanted.

Dayze · 12-13-2013, 08:29 AM

If anything Snow games are great because players actually get their uniforms wet/dirty. I can't stand field turf. you very rarely see a players jersey even get ****ing dirty.

Bayliss probably never played pick-up games as a kid. He probably didn't have enough friends. I mean seriously.....every kid we knew was always 'up' for a pick up game. some of the best 'games' I've ever played in.
snow was great. though, the walk home with wet sweat pants and sweat shirt was cold as ****. but worth it.

ChiefRocka · 12-13-2013, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise

Posting this is exactly the kind of reaction he wanted.

Damn you're right...he'll probably see this.

Kerberos · 12-13-2013, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILChief

Skip Bayless is a complete pansy

I'm hoping you knew this LONG BEFORE you made this post?

TEX · 12-13-2013, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerberos

I'm hoping you knew this LONG BEFORE you made this post?

This.

**Gonzo** · 12-13-2013, 09:20 AM

Bayless is terrible. He's contrary just for attention.

blaise · 12-13-2013, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefRocka

Damn you're right...he'll probably see this.

He won't see it, but he wants people talking about him. This is the type of thing that makes people talk about him.

12-13-2013, 06:27 AM
ILChief MVP Join Date: Jan 2001 Casino cash: $7914831	Skip Bayless is a complete pansy http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=10115971 What a loser Snow joke Skip Bayless [ARCHIVE] ESPN.com \| December 12, 2013 Hunter Martin/Philadelphia Eagles/Getty Images Glover Quin (27) of the Detroit Lions falls down in the snow near Bryce Brown (34) of the Philadelphia Eagles on Dec. 8. If you're dreaming of a white NFL Christmas, I say bah humbug. You sing, "Let it snow!" I say let it go. For me, watching football played in the snow is abominable, as in snowman. During Sunday's early games played in the Northeast and Midwest, it once more hit me like an avalanche why I have long wished every National Football League game were played in a climate-controlled dome: I can't stand seeing the great game of football reduced to an unwatchable joke by snowstorms. Or driving rain. Or howling wind chill. That's right, Frosty: I have long believed every NFL team should play inside, even in San Diego and Miami -- at least with a retractable roof. One day, I believe, every team will. You harrumph and say, "We purists believe football was meant to be played in the elements!" Yeah, maybe in the late 1800s. Give it up, Trapper John. We have indoor plumbing now -- and indoor football that makes the wintertime experience far better for players and fans alike. What beats a Super Bowl in the Superdome? Why should "real men" and "real women" suffer frostbite to support their teams? Trust me, you cannot love football any more than I do. I'd like to think I'm a modernized purist. I just want to see the greatest players in the world be able to prove who's best in perfect conditions. Please, let's lock out Mother Nature. No, I did not mean to offend you, Oh Great Lady. I just fear what you're going to do to our next Super Bowl, XLVIII, which will be played at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J., the evening of Feb. 2. Naturally, several long-range forecasts warn of freezing precipitation, notably the Farmers' Almanac, which is right about 80 percent of the time: "Intense storm, heavy rain, snow, strong winds. This could seriously impact Super Bowl XLVIII." Oh, fun! That's what I really despise about the strong possibility of a Snow Bowl XLVIII: It could become the most talked-about Super Bowl ever. Millions of fans who don't take football all that seriously would gleefully tweet what a hilarious sight this is. LOL! Look at those hundred-million-dollar prima donnas slipping and falling like cows on ice! That's why a lot of snow-blind people loved watching the Detroit-Philadelphia game Sunday. What funny fun! Watchin' in a Winter Wonderland! I had planned to watch two of the NFL's most explosive offenses do battle in a pivotal NFC game. Five real minutes in, I tweeted my disgust and didn't watch another second. Joke. The Detroit Lions, I believe, are better than the Philadelphia Eagles. The Lions would've won on a cold, clear day in Philly. The unpredicted severity of snowfall leveled the playing field beneath what looked like a foot of white. The Lions would've had a far better chance with Reggie Bush. As Eagles running back LeSean McCoy proved with a franchise-record 217 yards rushing -- he did switch to longer cleats -- defensive linemen couldn't get any traction and linebackers and defensive backs often looked as if they were just learning to walk. Reggie would've run wild, too, but he slipped in the pregame snow, aggravated a calf injury and did not play. Neither quarterback was sacked. Neither team attempted a field goal and both teams went for two after each touchdown. Yard lines and sidelines often weren't visible. The Lions fumbled seven times. Enduring image: Calvin Johnson, the NFL's best receiver, coming up from a catch (one of only three) with a face mask full of snow. This was not football. Neither were several other "classic" games with which I had some involvement. AP Photo The Ice Bowl remains a classic American sporting event. But should it have even been played? As a Cowboys nut in 1967, I was convinced my team would beat the dreaded Packers in Green Bay, Wis., for the NFL championship. My team had the more electrifying deep-ball combo: Don Meredith bombs away to Bob Hayes. But Dallas was dealt the coldest game in NFL history -- minus-13 with a wind chill of minus-48. Meredith managed to complete 10 of 25 passes for all of 59 yards. Hayes caught three for 16. Green Bay won 21-17. Yes, Green Bay had earned the right to play that game at home in whatever weather. But did that game prove which team was best? NO. That wasn't a fair fight because that wasn't a football game. That was climbing Everest. I covered the "Joe Montana Cotton Bowl" in something like minus-6 wind chill. It was so cut-through-you cold that a Notre Dame coach named Gruden wouldn't let his son Jon, then in high school, watch from the sideline, sending him instead to the heated team bus. Montana suffered hypothermia and needed chicken soup to raise his temperature at halftime. The Houston Cougars, the better team, led 34-12 before their brains froze in the fourth quarter. With punts being blown back to Houston's punter, wind-at-his-back Montana scored 23 straight points and his legend was born in a 35-34 win. The stands were virtually empty. The game shouldn't have been played. Don't tell me "tropical" cities don't need a dome. I covered a Super Bowl in San Diego -- the Doug Williams game -- in which one end was a quagmire from week-before rain. Peyton Manning won his one Super Bowl in a steady rain in Miami. I covered the "Tuck Rule Game" -- or Snow Job -- in Foxborough, Mass. The Raiders were the better team but heavy snow kept the score low and close. The Raiders should've won -- Tom Brady clearly fumbled late, down 13-10 -- but Adam Vinatieri did display astonishing balance in avoiding slipping to nail the tying 45-yarder into the wind/snow and a slightly easier winner in overtime. Home-crowd advantage should be enough. Home-blizzard advantage is absurd. So many weather-tainted eyesores: the minus-59 wind chill in Cincinnati that denied San Diego Hall of Famer Dan Fouts a Super Bowl shot … the Soldier Field "Fog Bowl" in 1988 … even the Leon Lett snow-slide fumble that cost Jimmy Johnson's Cowboys a Thanksgiving Day game. As I sit here watching the snow fall in Bristol, Conn., I leave you with words of wisdom once delivered to me by the visionary who was Tex Schramm, who created and built the Dallas Cowboys and helped Pete Rozelle run the NFL. In 1980, Schramm predicted to me that every NFL city would one day have a retractable-roof dome, but that in the more distant future, every game would be played on a made-for-TV soundstage -- without fans! Cameras would take fans so far inside helmets and huddles and locker rooms that football would be best savored in living rooms or sports bars. For now, that's beyond my comprehension -- shades of "Hunger Games." But one day in the near future, you will realize how right I am about football belonging inside. That day just might be Feb. 2. SPONSORED HEADLINES Barwin: Eagles used latex gloves for Snow Bowl (CSN Philly) 20 Gorgeous Celebs Who Refuse to Hide their Curves (Shape) How One Family Captures Their Dog's Unconditional Love (Purina) Ten Best Careers in America (Education Portal)
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Cheater5 Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Folly Beach, SC Casino cash: $4957550	Wrote the man who never played the game. I don't even care that he didn't even play in H.S. let alone college, but a person who wrote that never once as a kid put on his sweats, favorite T-shirt and met his friends after school at a park, vacant lot, or a school field to play football with his friends. Snowing outside? Awesome. Put on another sweatshirt, pajamas or long underwear under your sweats (or jeans)and Wonder bread bags over your socks. Pick teams and mark the corner of the goal lines with a bike, and a trash can. The kid with the big arm would "kick off" and it was on...nobody got more than a bloody nose or jammed fingers, and you'd play long after dark. The score was something like 56-49, and you would talk shit to the other team after scoring as each side would get ready for the next kickoff, "losers walk, sucka!". People slowly driving by through the ice and snow couldn't help but stare; women would think "they must be freezing", and men would be thinking "wish I was out there." Whenever I go home and drive by that park all I can think of are those games. And man, whether it's tailgating at Arrowhead in December or watching games like the ones last Sunday I think THAT is what makes football awesome. Bayless doesn't love football. He doesn't even know it.
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