Late Evening Bullshit: This Team Will Beat The Patriots

[Direckshun]

(I know we have eight threads on this already but I have to get my nut while I've got the energy for it. Hide this thread as you wish.)

That's it. That's all you need to know. This Chiefs team is so terribly capable of beating the Pats with or without Jeremy Maclin.

Ten reasons why:

1. Alex Smith is on a whole 'nother level in the postseason.

2. The Patriots have a sturdy run defense but the Chiefs have run on everybody since they scored the West/Ware balance. They just put up 150 on the ****ing Texans.

3. If Maclin plays, he won't be as explosive but he can still victimize soft spots in zones and continue attracting attention. Conley only really got one significant start this year against the Steelers and he looked really, really solid.

4. The weather is likely to be cold and shitty, which always favors the run. The Chiefs have the best run game in the NFL, and definitely the best remaining run game in the playoffs. The Pats have possibly the worst.

5. The Pats got Vollmer back, which will help slow down the already-slowed-down Houston-Hali-Ford. But they've got no answer for a fully healthy Poe with Howard and Bailey at his side.

6. The Chiefs are THE BEST defense in the NFL at defending tight ends. Gronk will get his, but like DeAndre Hopkins, his contributions will be managed.

7. Even a healthy Edelman and Amendola aren't going to find a ton of room in anything other than underneathe routes.

8. Brady may not be a dead fish, but that ankle's not going to help him get away from a huge pass rush frequently.

9. With no run game to fear, Sutton can and will dial up the worst pass rushes and blitz packages he can devise.

10. The focus and confidence on this team is unbelievable. They are incredibly mentally tough in ways no Chiefs team this century has been. There is no chance for a lapse in their concentration. They play clean ball, they don't make too many mistakes, and they believe they can win every single game they play. They don't hope for it, they don't try really hard to believe -- they simply know it's true.

This Chiefs team has been so ****ing rewarding to watch this year. We're going to beat the Patriots and take Foxborough -- 27-21.

And then we're going to Denver.

Go Chiefs.

[Sandy Vagina]

Your optimism is noted and applauded. I would like their chances more with a healthy Maclin, but they should still make a game of it, and can pull out the win.

Is it Saturday yet?

[Mother****erJones]

This team is on a mission.

[RealSNR]

Ready and waiting if we lose on Saturday

[Nightfyre]

I am a little more pessimistic. The Pats D can stop the run and screen game. They will make Alex throw down field to beat them, and he will fail. The defense will give us a chance, but Belichick will scheme to force Alex to go deep and he will fail.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

This team has a special feel to it.

Two respected teams will go head to head at Gilette Saturday. It's gonna be a brawl.

[Mother****erJones]

Early on in the game I want to see Gronk mugged and harassed. Shut that ogre down

[Strongside]

I am so ****ing jacked for this game. I might have to watch it alone, seriously. I feel like I may end up in prison or divorced if people see my behavior.

[Mother****erJones]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I am so ****ing jacked for this game. I might have to watch it alone, seriously. I feel like I may end up in prison or divorced if people see my behavior.

I'm fired up and it's only Monday night.

[O.city]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I am so ****ing jacked for this game. I might have to watch it alone, seriously. I feel like I may end up in prison or divorced if people see my behavior.

That was me Saturday.

My crotch is still sore from all the degeneration x moves o was throwing out. I gropped my BILs gf on the Mauga pick and went all scorched earth on Maclin's injury.

[Mother****erJones]

Originally Posted by O.city

That was me Saturday.

My crotch is still sore from all the degeneration x moves o was throwing out. I gropped my BILs gf on the Mauga pick and went all scorched earth on Maclin's injury.

I went ****ing ape shit when he walked off in tears

[Buehler445]

Posted this in your last LNBS thread. Still stands.

Originally Posted by Buehler445

The real answer is that Brady will visit his "life coach" or whatever and miraculously go from horrible to super bowl form just like last year.

Belicheat will do Belicheat things and come up with the best game plan ever conceived.

Edelman and Gronk will be miraculously perfectly healthy and ready to rape secondaries.

The defense will suddenly stop sucking and win games.

They will find some jackass bagging groceries and make him a totally kickass running back over night.

They will be a most formidable foe. Why? Patriots.

[NJChiefsFan]

Originally Posted by O.city

That was me Saturday.

My crotch is still sore from all the degeneration x moves o was throwing out. I gropped my BILs gf on the Mauga pick and went all scorched earth on Maclin's injury.

You wanna know something strange. I go nuts during games, but I didn't even react or make a noise when Mauga picked it off. Worst starter on our defense makes a huge play and I wasn't even surprised. That's how clutch this defense has been.

After they tried the Watt play, in the back of my mind, I thought they might regret getting cute. Scoring TD's in the redzone isn't easy against KC. They should have ran it at us while they had us on the ropes for a moment.

[Mother****erJones]

Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan

You wanna know something strange. I go nuts during games, but I didn't even react or make a noise when Mauga picked it off. Worst starter on our defense makes a huge play and I wasn't even surprised. That's how clutch this defense has been.

Muaga has made nice plays this season.

[MahiMike]

Actually from my recollection, bad weather tends to help the WRS vs the D. They know where they are going and slip less.

Bad weather will slow down or outside pass rush too but at least Brady is a statue.