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Old 01-27-2018, 11:36 PM  
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I ordered Chinese food today. I love Chinese food, or at least the American version of Chinese food that's nonetheless made by Chinese people who no doubt feel very conflicted and hypocritical about their role in faking their own cuisine.

But back to the topic. I had my usual, and this time I also tried some baked mussel appetizers that my wife and I both agreed were quite tasty. And at the end, in the bottom of the grocery sack, we found our two fortune cookies. We split them up and opened them. And mine said...

Are you ready for this? Because it might change your life, too.

Mine said...

"Fate loves the fearless."

Yes. YES! Fate does indeed love the fearless.

That fortune grabbed me by the scruff off the neck and shook me around like I was a golden retriever's chew toy.

I'm too comfortable. I take things too easy. I need to get out, stretch myself, try some new things. And by golly, I'm going to do it. I'm going to try new foods, listen to new music. I'm going to travel more, and maybe hop a tramp freighter to China. I'm going to do it.

That fortune cookie was no accident.
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:40 PM   #2
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:41 PM   #3
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Old 01-28-2018, 12:02 AM   #4
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Old 01-28-2018, 12:15 AM   #5
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Old 01-28-2018, 12:57 AM   #7
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Old 01-28-2018, 02:29 AM   #8
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Made Chinese a couple of weeks ago and I always buy a bag of fortune cookies to go along with that meal.

This time every single cookie in the bag had the fortune "If you think you can, you will".

Seemed a little fishy to me, almost like fortune cookies aren't real.
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