Chiefs Give me some ideas for a Total Recall Chiefs mashup

Hammock Parties · 07-25-2018, 09:53 PM

I'll consider all submissions before rejecting them and doing what I was going to do anyway.

Chiefs Pantalones · 07-25-2018, 10:02 PM

Have Andy Reid be the chick with three tits

Molitoth · 07-25-2018, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones

Have Andy Reid be the chick with three tits

'Hamas' Jenkins · 07-25-2018, 10:23 PM

Richter has to be Smith, with Mahomes holding him down while the elevator rips his arms off and then tossing them off the platform. Of course, Smith could also be Sharon Stone during the "consider it a divorce," scene. Then again, Reid could be Arnold, pulling the tracker out of his nose that is actually Smith.

Marcus Peters could be the crazy ass guy that gets impaled by the jackhammer.

Hammock Parties · 07-25-2018, 10:33 PM

Here's what I was thinking:

Alex Smith and Pat Mahomes ascend a scenic peak on Mars. They look out over Mount Arrowhead. Alex gently caresses Mahomes' helmet and they move on.

Alex takes a false step and tumbles over the side of a cliff. He smashes his helmet on a Titans logo, exposing him to the deadly Martian atmosphere, and begins to asphyxiate, eyes bugging out.

Suddenly he wakes up drenched in sweat. In bed next to him is Daniel Snyder.

Segue into Chiefs 2018 trailer featuring Total Recall-style opening titles.

Post credits: Mahomes watches Brett Favre on a monitor.

"You are not you. You are me."

"No SHIT?!"

FIN

Strongside · 07-25-2018, 10:36 PM

Just make Phillip Gaines’ eyes pop out and we can call this thing a success.

Hammock Parties · 07-25-2018, 10:36 PM

Another one:

Alex Smith shows up at the spaceport on Mars, and starts repeating "TWO WEEKS!"

Suddenly, he takes his head off to reveal he is actually Pat Mahomes.

Pat throws his fake Alex head to a bunch of Broncos, Raiders and Chargers.

"Catch!"

The head says "Get ready for a surprise" and explodes.

Hammock Parties · 07-25-2018, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Richter has to be Smith, with Mahomes holding him down while the elevator rips his arms off and then tossing them off the platform.

Do you know what Richter's favorite book is?

**RealSNR** · 07-25-2018, 10:52 PM

Alex Smith sucks.

OOPS I'M SORRY I RUINED YOUR THREAD, ELEAZER!

**Rain Man** · 07-25-2018, 11:06 PM

The playoff losses could be symbolized by Arnold gasping for breath with bulging eyes.

Herm going for three all the time is of course symbolized by the three-breasted woman.

**btlook1** · 07-25-2018, 11:41 PM

THIS!!!

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Here's what I was thinking:

Alex Smith and Pat Mahomes ascend a scenic peak on Mars. They look out over Mount Arrowhead. Alex gently caresses Mahomes' helmet and they move on.

Alex takes a false step and tumbles over the side of a cliff. He smashes his helmet on a Titans logo, exposing him to the deadly Martian atmosphere, and begins to asphyxiate, eyes bugging out.

Suddenly he wakes up drenched in sweat. In bed next to him is Daniel Snyder.

Segue into Chiefs 2018 trailer featuring Total Recall-style opening titles.

Post credits: Mahomes watches Brett Favre on a monitor.

"You are not you. You are me."

"No SHIT?!"

FIN

Kman34 · 07-25-2018, 11:50 PM

Alex Smith is the little dude ( I can’t remember his name) growing out of Andy Reid’s chest..

Naptown Chief · 07-26-2018, 01:04 AM

For a moment I got Total Recall and The Fifth Element mixed up.

If that were your project, I'd say Alex is definitely the gay/obnoxious Chris Tucker and all of his fans died a horrible death...

Naptown Chief · 07-26-2018, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dwwataz

For a moment I got Total Recall and The Fifth Element mixed up.

If that were your project, I'd say Alex is definitely the gay/obnoxious Chris Tucker and all of his fans died a horrible death...

Chiefs kingdom would be an innocent, and confused, Mila Jovovich unlocking the key to the universe... Patrick Mahomes

Skyy God · 07-26-2018, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Kman34

Alex Smith is the little dude ( I can’t remember his name) growing out of Andy Reid’s chest..

Kuato

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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4710478	Here's what I was thinking: Alex Smith and Pat Mahomes ascend a scenic peak on Mars. They look out over Mount Arrowhead. Alex gently caresses Mahomes' helmet and they move on. Alex takes a false step and tumbles over the side of a cliff. He smashes his helmet on a Titans logo, exposing him to the deadly Martian atmosphere, and begins to asphyxiate, eyes bugging out. Suddenly he wakes up drenched in sweat. In bed next to him is Daniel Snyder. Segue into Chiefs 2018 trailer featuring Total Recall-style opening titles. Post credits: Mahomes watches Brett Favre on a monitor. "You are not you. You are me." "No SHIT?!" FIN
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