Supersize it, Penis Enlargement ........Good Grief!

ROYC75 · 07-21-2004, 02:00 PM

I say, I say, give me a break. My damn e-mails each day are bombed with these adds. When do they freaking end, for 2 freaking years now, try this, try that, Bob has a new boost of confidence,he went big time, what a woman wants is a bigger man , sheeesh !

As a married man of 20+ years, this hasn't been a problem with my life, the wife has never complained. But now there is this miracle pill that is suppose to make men have massive units ? We all know for years there are claims to penis enlargement, creams, pumps, weights, exercises, etc .

Now they have pills ? A BIGGER PENIS ?

Guess it's kinda like a woman wanting bigger breast ? Pride ?

Although I'm not in a position at this time ( after 20 + years of marriage), it has me think'n IF this stuff is real, it could have came in handy about 25 + years ago.

So to you young studs out here in planteerland, have any of you experenced these wonder pills yet ? Is it true that you young studs have a leg up on mother nature now a days that us old crows didn't have ?

David. · 07-21-2004, 02:04 PM

is this a cry for help ROYC??

**Skip Towne** · 07-21-2004, 02:14 PM

Do you get a lot of those emails, Roy? Looks like the word is out on you.

**Iowanian** · 07-21-2004, 02:17 PM

Who knew that Roy was This guy

**ChiTown** · 07-21-2004, 02:18 PM

Lay off the porn sites and this won't happen. Trust me, I know.

MOhillbilly · 07-21-2004, 02:21 PM

how much will it add ta 2 in. ?

Calcountry · 07-21-2004, 02:25 PM

I always threaten my wife with that and she says a resounding NOOOO, don't do that!

ROYC75 · 07-21-2004, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David.

is this a cry for help ROYC??

Nope, but coming from old school, all of this scietific break throu with technology, I guess anything is possible now days.

Just asking if you younger generation have tried any ?

ROYC75 · 07-21-2004, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Who knew that Roy was This guy

You peckerhead.........

Those commercials kill me !

ROYC75 · 07-21-2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Do you get a lot of those emails, Roy? Looks like the word is out on you.

No less than you get.

It is a pain in the ass, emails, TV, radio, etc.

**Rain Man** · 07-21-2004, 02:40 PM

Um, can you forward one of those to me? I want to, um, read it and laugh at it.

Braincase · 07-21-2004, 02:42 PM

I've been getting these emails trying to sell me penis reduction pills. Can't say I've heard of the other.

KC Kings · 07-21-2004, 03:22 PM

I tried those pills one time. They were way expensive, and it only took me from 13" to 13 1/2", so if the extra half inch is worth $300, go for it.

Seriously though, my Mom has a web business making birth announcements called Tiny Tidings. She buys things for the company, and the name gets sold to spammers. It is pretty funny to see the personalized letters come across startin, "Dear Tiny,"

Calcountry · 07-21-2004, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Kings

I tried those pills one time. They were way expensive, and it only took me from 13" to 13 1/2", so if the extra half inch is worth $300, go for it.

Seriously though, my Mom has a web business making birth announcements called Tiny Tidings. She buys things for the company, and the name gets sold to spammers. It is pretty funny to see the personalized letters come across startin, "Dear Tiny,"

I thought John Holmes was dead.

Archie F. Swin · 07-21-2004, 03:32 PM

I tried Enzyte

here are the results

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