Misc Distracted Driving Fail

Skyy God · 03-09-2010, 03:33 PM

Advice: Do Not Shave Your Privates While Driving

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/advic...e-driving.html

Much is said about distracted driving. Don't text, don't talk on the phone, don't eat soup. Apparently nobody bothered to tell one Florida woman not to shave her privates while driving. Clearly, this was our mistake.

Here we go:

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

”The woman was recently convicted of a DUI while on a suspended license, so it's not like there weren't warning signs, but damn. Who knew we had to tell people not to do this?

KC native · 03-09-2010, 03:38 PM

I could see this happening in DFW too. These ****ers here do everything but drive in their cars.

Skyy God · 03-09-2010, 03:41 PM

What makes this a great story is the ex driving her to meet the current bf.

**rockymtnchief** · 03-09-2010, 03:45 PM

Her ex-husband is steering while she is shaving...so she can can be ready for her boyfriend???

Very odd and very stupid.

ToxSocks · 03-09-2010, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Her ex-husband is steering while she is shaving...so she can can be ready for her boyfriend???

Very odd and very stupid.

There had to be crack involved. That's some crackhead shit right there.

**rockymtnchief** · 03-09-2010, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

There had to be crack involved. That's some crackhead shit right there.

That's pretty much what I pictured in my head. He's hitting the pipe while trying to steer. She's got one leg stuck out the window of her yellow Pinto station wagon with wood paneling.

Chief Chief · 03-09-2010, 04:56 PM

Police determined that the primary cause of the accident was speeding after the ex-BF gave them this statement:

"In driver's seat my ex did sit
And began shaving 'round her ****
While I was steering
My eyes focused on her clearing
Followed by me going lick-a-dee-split!"

Delano · 03-09-2010, 03:53 PM

The cops have her by the short and curlies.
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KC native · 03-09-2010, 04:02 PM

I wonder if the smoking gun has pics of the couple...

work internet filters.

seclark · 03-09-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native

I wonder if the smoking gun has pics of the couple...

work internet filters.

i think this is her...i'd keep my eyes on the road, myself.
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**rockymtnchief** · 03-09-2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i think this is her...i'd keep my eyes on the road, myself.
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Are you sure that isn't the ex-husband?

seclark · 03-09-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Are you sure that isn't the ex-husband?

could be...i got it off another site. said it was her though. and you know if you read it on the net, it's true.
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Frazod · 03-09-2010, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i think this is her...i'd keep my eyes on the road, myself.
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Well, it was fun to imagine before you posted THAT.

Jilly · 03-09-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i think this is her...i'd keep my eyes on the road, myself.
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are you sure that's not a man?

Frazod · 03-09-2010, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

are you sure that's not a man?

We need to Mike Myers to yank on her hair and see if it comes off.

03-09-2010, 03:33 PM	Topic Starter
Skyy God 11-5, baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Livin the dream Casino cash: $2191557	Distracted Driving Fail Advice: Do Not Shave Your Privates While Driving http://consumerist.com/2010/03/advic...e-driving.html Much is said about distracted driving. Don't text, don't talk on the phone, don't eat soup. Apparently nobody bothered to tell one Florida woman not to shave her privates while driving. Clearly, this was our mistake. Here we go: Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat. "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it." ”The woman was recently convicted of a DUI while on a suspended license, so it's not like there weren't warning signs, but damn. Who knew we had to tell people not to do this?
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03-09-2010, 03:38 PM	#2
KC native Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX Casino cash: $10049239	I could see this happening in DFW too. These ****ers here do everything but drive in their cars.
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03-09-2010, 03:41 PM	#3
Skyy God 11-5, baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Livin the dream Casino cash: $2191557	What makes this a great story is the ex driving her to meet the current bf.
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03-09-2010, 03:45 PM	#4
rockymtnchief Supporter Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Crazys of Montana Casino cash: $10018968 VARSITY	Her ex-husband is steering while she is shaving...so she can can be ready for her boyfriend??? Very odd and very stupid.
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03-09-2010, 04:56 PM	#7
Chief Chief Veteran Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	Police determined that the primary cause of the accident was speeding after the ex-BF gave them this statement: "In driver's seat my ex did sit And began shaving 'round her **** While I was steering My eyes focused on her clearing Followed by me going lick-a-dee-split!"
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03-09-2010, 03:53 PM	#8
Delano [b]Supporter[/b] Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape Casino cash: $7635015	The cops have her by the short and curlies. Posted via Mobile Device
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03-09-2010, 04:02 PM	#9
KC native Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX Casino cash: $10049239	I wonder if the smoking gun has pics of the couple... work internet filters.
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