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Old 03-09-2010, 03:33 PM  
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Distracted Driving Fail
Advice: Do Not Shave Your Privates While Driving

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/advic...e-driving.html

Much is said about distracted driving. Don't text, don't talk on the phone, don't eat soup. Apparently nobody bothered to tell one Florida woman not to shave her privates while driving. Clearly, this was our mistake.

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Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

”The woman was recently convicted of a DUI while on a suspended license, so it's not like there weren't warning signs, but damn. Who knew we had to tell people not to do this?
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:26 PM   #16
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i think this is her...i'd keep my eyes on the road, myself.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:27 PM   #17
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She should have been more careful. She could have slipped and cut her junk off.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:30 PM   #18
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:56 PM   #19
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Police determined that the primary cause of the accident was speeding after the ex-BF gave them this statement:

"In driver's seat my ex did sit
And began shaving 'round her ****
While I was steering
My eyes focused on her clearing
Followed by me going lick-a-dee-split!"
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Old 03-09-2010, 05:31 PM   #20
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Hmmm.

Clearly, a pubic safety issue.

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Old 03-09-2010, 05:43 PM   #21
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